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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 8206 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6606 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.