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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 5805 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | New Chunks Explored: | 736610 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.