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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 9133 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 197 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.