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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 4361 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.