u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell ya, we got a pastor who’s dodging the feds for child sex trafficking in the US but we don’t care cuz he’s a pro at building pixel art of jesus! join us for some holy crafting and scandalous adventures, it’s gonna be a wild ride! plus, our server is so lit that even the Philippines ain’t lookin to extradite him. come join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 28
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 4038
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 11
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Enchantments Applied: 62 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY