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DILF Oasis: Zoomer Haven 1.20.6

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Yo, listen up fam, this Minecraft server is like a total vibe for all the DILFs out there. But wait, there’s more – we’ve got a bunch of Zoomer whores running around too! It’s like a crazy party up in here, you won’t know what hit you.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft server ever, where the DILFs reign supreme and the Zoomer whores are always causing chaos. It’s a non-stop ride of madness and mayhem, and you won’t want to miss out.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the hype is about. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

StayAtHomeSteve – Minecraft SMP

Alone Time, avoiding crowds, comfort zone, fear of judgment, homebody, Introvert, introverted lifestyle, mental health, Minecraft, peace and quiet, personal choice, Preference, Relaxation, self-care, smp, social anxiety, social gatherings, Social Interaction, socializing, solitude, stay at home, StayAtHomeSteve

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Chimeras Created:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Votes:	6732
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, if you’re not joining this server, you’re missing out on the biggest party in town. We’ve got llamas that can do the cha-cha, villagers that tell the best dad jokes, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of karate. They will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your day. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but with more explosions.

So why are you still sitting at home, twiddling your thumbs? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community on the internet. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the next family reunion.

CraftyDreams

bedtime checklist, bedtime essentials, bedtime habits, bedtime must-do, bedtime must-haves, bedtime musts, bedtime necessities, bedtime practices, bedtime prep, bedtime preparation, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime traditions, CraftyDreams, must-do before bed, nightly habits, nighttime routine

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Emeralds Found:	5419	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Join our Minecraft server, where you can build a virtual pillow fort before logging off for the night! Our server is so cozy, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the fluffiest pillow fort, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds in the game. So come join us and get ready for a night of building, mining, and pillow fighting!

Joining Blocks, Splitting Pixels

ANNIVERSARIES, BIRTHDAYS, blocks, CELEBRATIONS, commemorate, couples, family, Friends, Happiness, Joined, JOINING, love, Marriage, Memories, Milestones, Partnerships, pixels, reflections, relationships, Separated, significant events, special occasions, splitting, Unity

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where you can celebrate both anniversaries and birthdays at da same time! we got a special plugin dat makes it so when you log on, you get a cake and a present!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons! and if you find da hidden chest, you get a diamond sword dat shoots fireworks!

if you join dis server, you will become da ultimate party animal of minecraft! come join us and let’s celebrate like it’s 1999!

Bonobos Help Humans | Mind Theory Server

Altruism, Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal intelligence, animal psychology, animal research, ape behavior, bonobos, cognitive development., Cognitive science, Empathy, empathy in animals, evolutionary psychology, human-animal interaction, humans, Mind, primate intelligence, Server, social awareness, social cognition, theory, theory of mind

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Buildings Constructed:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where bonobos are, like, ur buddies? well, on this server, these cheeky monkeys are, like, always there to help u out when u bein’ all clueless and stuff. they got this crazy “theory of mind” thing goin’ on, so they know when u don’t know what ur doin’ and they be all like, “yo, lemme show u how to build that epic castle, bro.” it’s, like, a whole new level of teamwork, man. so come join us and let the bonobos guide u to victory in the wackiest way possible!

moskvarussia2b2t server minecraft

179718, 20625794, Adult, Anarchy, banner, Deception, description, image, JPG, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, moskvarussia2b2t, Prize, PvP, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, tags

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Hello people, this is my adult server anarchy and PVP and much more there will be a prize there if you come without deception

Russiamoskva2b2t.aternos.me:30770

Ethereal Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, cumbaiting, digital content creators, entertainment industry, Ethereal, Gaming, hololive, Hololive talents, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Live streaming, online entertainment, online personalities, Realms, seiso, talent agency, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, Vtubers

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Crops Grown:	8619

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the hololive of gaming, but without all that seiso crap! We don’t cumbait, we cumblock! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that will make you question reality. Plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

MenuManiaCraft

anger response, Communication Issues, dinner conflicts, expensive tastes, financial struggles, frugal, hurt feelings, hurtful intentions, innocent comments, Job Search, MenuManiaCraft, paying for experiences, picking up the tab, polite dining, relationship with money, sensitivity, taking advantage, unemployed, Vegetarian

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	775	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	293	Dragon Eggs Found:	8719
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of communication…even if it leads to tears and walking home in a huff! Join us for a unique gaming experience filled with drama, misunderstandings, and expensive virtual appetizers.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along? Come to our server and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering your fellow players with innocent comments. Who knew ordering the most expensive item on the menu could lead to such chaos?

But don’t worry, we also offer a supportive community where you can work through your differences and maybe even learn a thing or two about communication. So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and expensive virtual meals!

SuperCraftFunLand

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, capability, desire, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Goal, imagination, Incredible, Magic, power, special ability, strength, SuperCraftFunLand, SuperHero, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, wish, wish fulfillment

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9843
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Animals Bred:	95	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of just building houses and mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Do you crave a server where you can unleash your inner superhero? Look no further, because on our server, you can choose a superpower to wield in the world of blocks and creepers!

Want to fly like Superman and zoom around the map at lightning speed? Done! Want to shoot fireballs like a dragon and incinerate your enemies? No problem! Want to turn invisible and prank your friends by stealing their diamonds? You got it!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft superhero. Save the world from evil mobs, protect your friends from griefers, and show off your epic powers in epic battles. Who needs a pickaxe when you can shoot lasers from your eyes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner superhero in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood superhero in disguise. Join us and find out the truth behind this epic tale!

PixelWarfare Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, conflict in Ukraine, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, international relations, military actions, military aggression, Minecraft, PixelWarfare, Russian army, russian military, Server, Ukrainian conflict, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, Violations of human rights, War Crimes, war crimes investigation., war crimes tribunal, war in Ukraine

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Runes Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian army is not killing ukrainian soldiers, they are just challenging them to a friendly game of spleef! UN says it’s the most intense match they’ve ever seen! come see for yourself and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew war could be so entertaining in minecraft?! 😂🎮🔥

CraftyTradeWarCraft

China, CraftyTradeWarCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global trade, import/export, international relations, market volatility, political tensions, protectionism, RETALIATION, Retaliatory measures, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	292
Ores Mined:	2808	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5835
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

so like, u know how trump be all like “no more china stuff in america”? well, china be like “nah fam, we gonna hit u back with tariffs on ur goods!” and now it’s like a big ol’ trade war up in here.

but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named clucky.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave all that trade war nonsense behind. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Grades & Grub: UPFs & Minecraft

academic success, adolescents, cognitive function, diet quality, dietary habits, education, English, Grades, grub, Language, learning outcomes, Math, Minecraft, nutrition, processed foods, school performance, spanish study, Students, teenagers, ultra-processed foods, unhealthy eating, UPFs

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179
Magic Items Found:	1528	Crops Grown:	3559
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

So, like, yo, u wanna join our epic Minecraft server cuz it’s, like, proven by a Spanish study that if u eat too many processed foods, u gonna fail at school. but, like, on our server, u can eat all the virtual cake u want and still be a boss at building stuff and slaying zombies. cuz, like, who needs good grades when u can have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and level up your gaming skills while munching on some virtual junk food. Let’s get this bread, literally!

DenCraft

DenCraft, development phase, Economy, Experience, howl, java, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Buildings Constructed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

DenCraft is a Minecraft Java SMP that allows you to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Give us a howl to check it out! Please note: the server is still very much in the development phase, so join at your own risk.

play.dencraft.online:25610

Mystic Echoes Wild 1.21.2

1.21.2, cultural norms, discrimination, double standards, Echoes, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender issues, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Misogyny, mystic, sexism, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures, Wild, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Emeralds Found:	663	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Dude, forget about women, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky battles!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a bad Tinder date!

You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs women when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world crazier than women’s excuses for ghosting!

AlarmOff Minecraft Server

ALARM, AlarmOff, annoyance, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Company, compromise, Cuddling, Frustration, Grumpy, Irritation, love, Minecraft, morning routine, office, relationship, Routine, Server, Sleep, waking up, WIBTA

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1359
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of being the designated alarm clock for your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where alarms don’t exist and you can wake up whenever you want without any annoying wake-up calls! No more morning grumpiness or frustration, just pure relaxation and cuddle time in bed. Plus, you can build your own virtual alarm clock that will never ask you to turn it off. Say goodbye to alarm clock duties and hello to peaceful mornings on our server!

Players:	99/800	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3