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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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