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Magia SMP Record: Puella SMP Magi SMP Madoka SMP Magica SMP Side SMP Story Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant floating cock tower (yes, you read that right). But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with magical girls from Magia Record who are ready to battle it out for supremacy. And don’t forget about our exclusive Kaiten PV ver. Homura, where you can watch Homura spin in circles for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! We have a spreadsheet dedicated to remembering all your friends on the server, because who has time to actually remember people’s usernames? And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can check out our Exedra YouTube channel for some MagiReco Story content that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes (except griefing – seriously, don’t do that).

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Squall is literally me Minecraft server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy circus on steroids!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or challenge our resident Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And don’t even get me started on our pet creeper rodeo – it’s a blast!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can party with zombie villagers and skeleton archers until the sun comes up. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Friday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Windows 11 Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! We promise that no Indian pajeet working at Microsoft will have access to your data because we have a team of trained llamas guarding it. These llamas are experts in protecting your banking info, crypto accounts, and even those embarrassing pictures of your pet rock.

Forget about big corporations selling your information, our llamas will ensure that your data stays safe and secure. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the juicy gossip and blackmail material, just for fun!

So, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure where llamas rule and Windows 11 is banned. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a Microsoft pajeet looking to steal data, then you might be out of luck).

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Kamala Komeback Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where Kamala is raking in the dough for recounts that will totally sink Trump…or so she thinks! Trannies are running the show here, but don’t worry, they’ve got a master plan that involves lots of diamond swords and enchanted armor.

Join us if you want to be part of the craziest political drama Minecraft has ever seen. When we fight, we always win…or at least we respawn and try again! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous server out there. Just click the link and let the chaos begin! 🤪🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NoobMaster69’s Minecraft SMP: this wont change anything for incels

bar, CHANGE, club, DATING, hate, incel community, incel culture, Incels, involuntary celibates, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, NoobMaster69s, rejection, relationships, self improvement, sex, sexy women, smp, social dynamics, societal expectations, spectators of life, toxic masculinity, Wont

Are you tired of being a lonely incel, watching from the sidelines as everyone else has fun? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and watch as sexy pixelated women try to have sex with you – virtually, of course. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have virtual ones in our server?

But beware, joining our server may just make you hate women even more, as you realize that even in the Minecraft world, they still won’t give you the time of day. So come on, join us and let the incel rage flow through you as you navigate through our crazy world filled with pixelated temptations.

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BlockyPersona – Minecraft Server

Arena, art, Birthday Chart, BlockyPersona, Draw Corner, Episode Aigis, guides, Media assets, Minecraft, Music, OC, P5B.jp, P5M.jp, P5U.jp, Persona, persona 3, persona 3 reload, persona 5, persona 5 the phantom x, Persona Concerts, Persona General, Persona ISO, Server, Spammer Tech, Stage Plays

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! We have secret domains that expire in the future, mysterious links to Persona content, and a birthday chart that will blow your mind! Our server is so epic, even the Persona characters themselves are dying to join in on the fun. Plus, we have a special Draw Corner archive that will inspire your creativity and a Spammer Tech section that will leave you laughing for days. Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

/Heals/ – Minecraft SMP Healsluts General

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take kinks in gaming to a whole new level! Are you a heal slut looking for a dominant Tank or DPS to submit to? Or maybe you’re a healdom looking to assert your dominance in the virtual world? All roles are welcome, whether you’re bratty, eager, shy, or just plain slutty.

Join us for outrageous adventures, like defeat/surrender roleplay, resource-slutting, and even virtual prostitution. Who needs FFXIV or WoW when you can explore your kinks in Minecraft? Our server is the place to be for all your Sub/Dom gaming fantasies.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world of wild and wacky gameplay. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky Eugenics Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling constantly blackpilled and depressed? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have the cure for all your eugenicist woes! Join us and embark on a hilarious journey filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. Our server is so uplifting, even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. So come on over and leave your eugenicist worries behind – after all, who needs genetics when you have a diamond sword and a pet parrot that tells dad jokes?

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	453	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Iyo Sky’s Minecraft SMP WWE Moments

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and witness the epic showdown between a player and a creeper that ended in a dance-off! Rumor has it that our resident builder once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Crops Grown:	6360	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Tsuma’s School Minecraft Server

“Youth, Coming of Age, drama series, emotional, family dynamics, family relationships, friendship, growing up, Heartwarming, japanese drama, life lessons, Lost Happy Days, love, Marriage, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, School, school life, Server, Shougakusei ni Naru, slice of life, Tsuma, Tsumas

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because Lost Happy Days is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been spotted doing the macarena with a group of friendly creepers.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can party with villagers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join Lost Happy Days today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for the prankster Endermen who love to steal your blocks and replace them with giant pink flamingos. Trust us, it’s a sight to see!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

The Spurs vs Ipswitch Showdown Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like a football match between Arsenal and Chelsea – intense, unpredictable, and full of surprises! Only true COYS (Come On You Spurs) fans are allowed in, so if you bleed Lilywhite, this is the place for you.

Our lineup is stacked with top players like Vicario, Porro, and Son – they’ll take on opponents like Muric, Tuanzebe, and Szmodics in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Who will come out on top? Join us to find out!

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. With intense PvP battles, crazy building challenges, and secret alliances forming left and right, you never know what will happen next. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your skills, and get ready for the ride of your life on our insane Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Goddess Quen’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on the wildest adventures and meet the most interesting characters! Join now and you’ll have the chance to interact with the legendary 10/10 goddess Quen. But here’s the catch – in order to win her favor, you must also win over her gay bestie. Can you handle the challenge? Dive into our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer this hilarious quest!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Grimes and Tarantino Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity! Imagine a world where Grimes and Tarantino teamed up to create the ultimate Minecraft experience – that’s what you’ll find here!

Join us for epic battles with creepers that explode in confetti, pigs that fly on magic carpets, and a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon is the DJ. Our server is like a wild ride through a psychedelic wonderland, with surprises around every corner.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, or build a castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks? Trust us, once you step foot in our server, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

We Are Better And More Moral Than You Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers filled with griefers and trolls? Look no further, because our server is filled with only the most morally superior players! We have a strict code of conduct that includes no stealing, no griefing, and definitely no trolling. Join us and bask in the glow of our virtuous community.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, we’re better and more moral than you, so leave your trolling ways at the door.

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Void Armor Forged:	29
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6