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Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Emeralds Found:	2565
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Divine Spears Created:	28
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	2612	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	4162	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8408	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	2256

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Emeralds Found:	1613
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Farms Harvested:	258	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Love Letters Sent:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Potions Brewed:	97	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Animals Bred:	200
Gods Slained:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	610226	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Items Found:	5711
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Star Shards Collected:	87
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Crops Grown:	9230	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6092
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	108
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	1660
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

Players:	92/700	Votes:	8763
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Buildings Constructed:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Items Found:	8009
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14