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VILE SONS OF MAGNUS! IS HE HERE?! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, chaos, and VILE SONS OF MAGNUS! Yes, you heard that right, Magnus himself may make an appearance on our server (or at least his sons). Join us if you dare to face off against these legendary foes and prove your worth in epic battles. But beware, Magnus is known for his sneaky tactics and may try to steal your diamonds when you least expect it. So grab your sword, gather your friends, and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Trump’s Minecraft Server – Final Edition /ptg/

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Trump’s rallies? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build the greatest wall in Minecraft history, just like Trump promised! Don’t worry about griefers, we’ll deport them faster than you can say “Make Minecraft Great Again!” Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret Trump Tower hidden in our world, you’ll unlock the power of tweeting your enemies into oblivion. So come on down and join us, because on this server, we don’t build bridges, we build walls! #BuildTheWall #MinecraftTrump2024

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Redpilled Minecraft SMP: Jew-Free Zone

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Are you tired of being oppressed by the Ender Dragon’s Zionist agenda in Minecraft? Look no further than our SMP server, where we have banned all Jewish mobs from spawning! Join us as we fight against the tyranny of the Creeper Illuminati and uncover the truth behind Herobrine’s secret Jewish ancestry. Plus, every player gets a free tinfoil hat to protect themselves from mind control! Join now and help us uncover the truth in this wacky and wild adventure!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, character creation, Crystal Empyreum, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, fall guys, Femlala-Only Hypnosis Meetup, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Friendless Loser Meet, Garlean Election Watching, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Server, Terminator Trilogy, Zalera

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party zone for all you block-loving maniacs out there!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy competitions, and mind-blowing events that will make you question reality itself. We’ve got more resources than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, free companies that will make you feel like royalty, and linkshells that will connect you with players from all corners of the Minecraft universe.

But wait, there’s more! How about a Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can plunder like a pirate on a sugar rush? Or maybe you’d prefer to celebrate All Saints’ Wake with us, where the spookiness never ends (until it does, so hurry up!).

And mark your calendars for our future meetups that will blow your mind and tickle your funny bone. From Terminator movie marathons to Femlala-only hypnosis sessions, we’ve got something for everyone. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1673	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The Minecraft SMP – /fng/ Memories Edition

Bird Call Emote, Brick or Treat, Chapter 5 Memories, Edition, Eminem, Felina, Felina’s Claw Meow, fng, fortnite, Fortnite Chapter 2 Remix, Fortnite Crew Subscription., Fortnite Festival Season 6, ice spice, Juice WRLD, LEGO XP AFK Strategy, Memories, Minecraft, Mission Alerts, Progress Your Fortnite Passes, Quests, Ranked Reload, rocket racing, Season XP Leveling Pace, Shop, smp, snoop dogg, Stadium Lights, Stats, v-bucks

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring quests and stats? Well, look no further because our server is like Fortnite Chapter 2 Remix on steroids! We’ve got Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Ice Spice, and Juice WRLD battling it out in Battle Royale – it’s a musical showdown like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all – we have LEGO XP AFK Strategy that will blow your mind! And if you want to level up fast, check out our Season XP Leveling Pace guide. Plus, we have Mission Alerts for StW that will keep you on your toes.

And get this – coming soon, you can progress your Fortnite Passes by playing ANY experience! It’s like leveling up while you sleep (literally)!

But wait, there’s more! Buy Fortnite V-Bucks and earn the Bird Call Emote, unlock Felina and Felina’s Claw Meow for free, and experience the Stadium Lights Up for Snoop Dogg in Fortnite Festival Season 6! And don’t forget to check out Rocket Racing V31.40 and Brick or Treat in LEGO Fortnite V31.40!

Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Thank the Bus Driver and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

StoryMine Competitions for real money Minecraft server

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What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Fearful Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of worrying about awkward encounters in the bedroom? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you don’t have to worry about any of that! No need to get naked or show your pp, just focus on building and exploring with your fellow blockheads.

Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about encountering any “gross roastie type pussies” because, well, we’re all blocks! No need to stress about your sexual performance either, just focus on mining and crafting to your heart’s content.

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. So come on, join our server and leave all your sexual anxieties at the door – we’re all about fun and games here!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Until open source free tards realise that people actually want… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with open source freetards who just can’t seem to get it together? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where we don’t give a flying flip about proprietary drivers or whatever the heck the Linux desktop is? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride where we embrace the world’s most popular GPU in our desktops without a care in the world. Say goodbye to boring servers that follow the rules – here, we make our own rules and have a blast doing it.

So come on, join us and let’s show those open source freetards what real Minecraft fun looks like. Who needs proprietary drivers when you have a crazy SMP like ours to play on? Let’s take over the Minecraft world together and leave the Linux desktop in the dust!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Sis Squad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, pigs are getting all the girls and sisters are getting swapped left and right! Join now to witness the chaos as Nezuko gets BOAR RUSH’d and Zenitsu ends up with Aoi. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans will happen on our server? Join us for a wild ride unlike any other!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Mindless Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually have to use words to communicate? Well, have we got the server for you! On our server, we have a special plugin that allows players to communicate using only emojis and pictures. That’s right, say goodbye to words and hello to a whole new level of confusion!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and elusive that only the bravest of players have ever laid eyes on it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to defeat the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim this incredible prize?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that pops up randomly throughout the server. Dance the night away with your fellow players to the sweet sounds of Minecraft music discs, and maybe even uncover some hidden treasures while you’re at it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new world of wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Just remember, on our server, the only language we speak is emoji!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	296

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Gov’t-Free Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where politics and real-world issues don’t matter at all! Whether you’re team Trump, team Kamala, or team Penguin, none of them have any influence here. Our players are too busy living their best virtual lives to worry about high rent, gas prices, or the economy.

Join us for a wild ride filled with weed, sex, partying, and buying Jordans – because who needs real responsibilities when you can escape to our server? It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and build epic creations.

Come see for yourself how our players, regardless of race, have been thriving in this virtual world for years, completely unfazed by the chaos of the real world. So why wait? Join our server now and let the good times roll!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

/BLA CKED/ General – Minecraft SMP – #3318

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter – New America Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our AI guides are so advanced that they can help you build a house out of diamonds in no time. Plus, our BLACKED Modding is out of this world – turn your Minecraft character into a Genshin Impact hero or a Doki Doki Literature Club character, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we have an exclusive BNWO Dictionary to help you navigate our crazy world, and a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program that will leave you questioning reality. And don’t even get us started on our PMV Torrent – it’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get a little…weird around here.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

City Life Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the zombies break out into dance parties? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in all of Minecraft!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a flying llama while battling a horde of evil chickens. Explore our custom-built world where the trees are made of diamonds and the rivers flow with lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his golden egg of ultimate power?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground lair of the elusive Potato Wizard!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Billie’s Minecraft SMP Slugger’s Ceiling

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we embark on quests to find the rarest items and battle the most ferocious mobs. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and command blocks?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon waiting to be tamed. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the Nether, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

What is the IP for SuperHorrorBro Minecraft Server?

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SuperHorrorBro is a popular horror gaming YouTuber known for his entertaining playthroughs, reviews, and commentary on various horror games. With a passion for all things spooky and creepy, he has amassed a loyal following of fans who appreciate his witty humor and genuine love for the horror genre.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1