CraftyPhoneLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	1706
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	7352
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Star Shards Collected:	147	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	5240	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9725
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Farms Harvested:	228	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
New Chunks Explored:	519436	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	124	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magic Items Found:	6499
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Dimension Hops:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!

ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage

air raid, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, international news, kills 13, military attack, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian airstrike, RussianRage, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War, world news, ZapBoomCraft, Zaporizhzhia

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.

Death Day Celebration

celebration, Christian, Christian holiday, crucifixion, crucifixion of Jesus, Day, death, Easter, FAITH, Good Friday, holiday, HOLY WEEK, Jesus Christ, observance, Redemption, Religious, Remembrance, resurrection, sacrifice, Solemn, tradition

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Zombie Dances:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Gods Slained:	1

LOL come join our minecraft server, we got more fun than a llama riding a pig! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin like a disco ball. our mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.

join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Social Media Rage Craft

Craft, emotional reactions, frequent users, infrequent peers, irritability, irritability test, Media, new findings, Posting, RAGE, Social, social media, social media behavior, social media effects, social media free, social media habits, social media impact, social media patterns, social media posting, social media research, social media study, social media usage, Tempers

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? If you join, you’ll be like, super chill and not all irritable like those peeps who post on social media all the time. Like, seriously, who needs that drama?

Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.

So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, Girls, girls only, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Votes:	542
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.wn3g.vanillaboxmc.ru

Galdrasaga

Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Galdrasaga, Jobs, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Emeralds Found:	4046	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1756
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

Description

A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on the server?	Yes, you can play solo or join others to explore the world together.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s rulebook for more information.
Can I use mods on the server?	Yes, you can use mods that are approved by the server admins. Please check with them before installing any mods.

Gin Space Odyssey 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Anime, chapters 686-695, comedy, Final Ending Scam Trial, gin, gintama, japanese, long tail tags, Manga, manga series, odyssey, Parody, Samurai, shonen jump, Silver Soul Arc, Silver Soul movie, Sorachi Hideaki, Space, storytime, The Old Days, Volume 76

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Yo, broskis! Come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a sugar rush! We’re talking about a server that will make you question reality and have you screaming “what in the blocky world is happening?!”

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like the Silver Soul Arc of Minecraft servers. It’s got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

And get this, we’ve got a Final Ending Scam Trial event that will have you scratching your head and wondering if you’re in the Upside Down. Plus, we even have a Silver Soul movie playing on repeat for your viewing pleasure.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and experience the old days of Minecraft like never before! Just make sure to bring your tinfoil hat because things are about to get weird.