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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 6865 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
join us and say goodbye to anxiety and depression cuz who needs real friends when u have a whole virtual world to explore? plus, our server is so lit that u won’t even notice ur neck pain from staring at the screen for hours on end.
we even have a special potion in-game that prevents u from getting into car crashes cuz let’s be real, u ain’t gonna be driving anywhere when u can be mining diamonds and slaying zombies with ur online buddies.
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and say hello to ur new addiction – we mean, hobby. yeah, hobby.