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BlockyBrexitTrading

BlockyBrexitTrading, border control, brexit, Britain, Business, customs, economic impact, Economy, Europe, european union, Exports, Imports, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, regulations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Mines Excavated:	4499	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Green Orgasm Glow

GLOW, Green.., orgasm

come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Primordial Black Hole Detectives

Black, Dark Matter, detectable shifts, DETECTIVES, EXPLAIN, Hole, hypothetical objects, long tail tags, Methods, methods to spot primordial black holes, planetary orbits, PRESENCE, primordial, Primordial black holes, propose, researchers, spot, Tiny, Universe, universe’s dark matter

lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	4866
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CristLand

CristLand, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Prize, Server, Survival, Voting

Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Dynmap, Events, Griefers, Janitors, LGBTQ, Lore, part, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp

Overview
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Overview

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

FAQ
Do I have to follow a specific build theme? No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer. Is joining the Discord required? Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors. What kind of events do you host? Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved. What are some of the plugins you use? Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery Others

FAQ

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

Is joining the Discord required?

Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

What kind of events do you host?

Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

What are some of the plugins you use?

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
Others

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1017

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

3D maps, Artbook rips, Beta, bethesda, Bounty hunting missions, Character Builder, Customizable difficulty, dlc, doom mod, Minecraft, mod support, NG+, patch notes, REV-8 vehicles, Server, Shattered Space, ship decorations, space music, StagCraft, starfield, Todd interview, Ultimate, update, Vehicle, Xbox Gamescom 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.

But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.

Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

> GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

GORRISTER, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.

Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	33	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	5278	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6572

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MarriageCraft: In-Law Drama Edition

brother-in-law, Communication Issues, creepy behavior, don’t believe in marriage, Drama, Edition, family conflict, family dynamics, family group chat, germany, Humiliation, hurt feelings, inlaw, lewd remark, long-distance relationship, marriage status, MarriageCraft, offensive comments, overreacted, relationship boundaries, shut down conversations, Sydney, Upset, visa approval

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds and unwanted marriage proposals? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine away your problems!

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your sister’s creepy husband and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world!

Escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the family drama behind – because who needs marriage when you have Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ProudLifePlayer – Minecraft SMP

Accomplishments.., Achievements, appreciation, authenticity Creativity, commitment Learning, connections Community service, courage Honesty, Dedication, drive Optimism, education, Enthusiasm, fulfilling aspirations Hard work, giving back Passion, happiness Reflection, helping others Achieving goals, impact Friendship, influence, innovation, inspiration, Integrity, introspection, knowledge Self-discovery, life experiences, Making A Difference, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation Gratitude, originality Leadership, overcoming challenges, perseverance Milestones, positivity, proud memories Positive impact, proud moments Personal growth, ProudLifePlayer, reaching dreams, relationships, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence Empowerment, self-reflection Success, smp, strength, thankfulness Resilience, Volunteer work

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? Have you ever tamed a herd of wild chickens and led them into battle against an army of creepers? Have you ever created a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks?

If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We are a group of players who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the game. From building massive castles that reach the clouds to creating intricate redstone contraptions that defy logic, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic stories that come out of our adventures. Like the time our fearless leader, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of water just in the nick of time. Or when our resident prankster, Alex, filled the entire village with chickens wearing tiny top hats.

So if you want to be a part of a community that values creativity, humor, and a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Livin’ La Vida Minecraft

Adventure, amazing, appreciation, beauty, Connection, Existence, Experience, Exploration, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, joy, Life, Livin, Living, Minecraft, MOMENTS, purpose, relationships, Self Discovery, VIDA, Wonder

The most amazing thing about living is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a land of endless possibilities and epic adventures. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

LGBTQ+ Land Minecraft Server

activism, Ban, civil rights, controversy, discrimination, equality, freedom of speech, georgia, Georgia news, HUMAN RIGHTS, Land, legislation, Lgbt, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Parliament, Politics, Propaganda, protest, Server, Social Issues, Vote

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can build rainbow houses and have unicorns as pets, but then georgia’s parliament is all like “no way, we ban all that lgbt propaganda!” but we’re like, nah bro, come join our server and spread the love and rainbows everywhere! who needs parliament when you can have a virtual world full of glitter and sparkles? join us and let’s show georgia what real fun looks like! #minecraftpride #unicornsforever 🌈🦄

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PagingDisasterMC

Beirut, CASUALTIES, Crisis, Disaster, emergency response, explosion, explosion aftermath, Fatalities, health officials, Hospital, Injuries, investigation, lebanon, medical assistance, MIDDLE EAST, News, pagers, PagingDisasterMC, Tragedy, Trauma, Updates

LOL come join our Minecraft server, where explosions are only virtual and no one gets hurt (well, except for maybe your ego when you get wrecked by a creeper)! we promise not to blow up your pager like those poor souls in Lebanon, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. plus, our server is so lit that even the health officials are talking about it – they’re probably just jealous they can’t join in on the fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s explode some blocks together! BOOM! 🧨💥🔥

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Farms Harvested:	590
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Genus Last Humans – Minecraft

adaptation, anthropology, Evolution, genetic diversity, genetic inheritance, Genus, homo sapiens, Human Behavior, human civilization, human culture, human development, human evolution, human history, human intelligence, human society, human species, humans, last of our genus, Minecraft, modern humans, species extinction, successful species, Survival

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna be like a modern human but in minecraft form. we r the last of our genus cuz we r so gud at minecraft. u can build epic bases, fight off creepers, and even tame a dragon (not rlly but it sounds cool). plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who will trade u rare items for emeralds. so come join us and be part of the most successful species in minecraft history.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Starry Night Turbulence – Minecraft Server

brush strokes, conclusions, hidden turbulence, Minecraft, night, Physicists, SCALING, scientists, Server, Starry, starry night, Turbulence, van Gogh

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered hidden turbulence in van Gogh’s Starry Night painting! our scientists have measured the scaling of the brush strokes and it’s like, totally mind-blowing, dude. if you want to experience the ultimate artistic adventure while building epic structures in minecraft, this is the place to be. plus, our pixel art gallery is out of this world! join now and unleash your inner artistic genius!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Paciific One Block

Cross-Play, exceptional support, Explore, Gaming, improve, Minecraft, OneBlock, opportunities, Pacific Network, Pacific One Block, quality service, Survival

**Welcome to Pacific Network!**

We are delighted to have you with us. At Pacific Network, our goal is to offer you the best hours of gaming.

Whether you’re here to explore new opportunities, improve your Minecraft experience, we’re committed to providing you with quality service and exceptional support.

Thank you for trusting us.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Enchantments Applied:	250
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8