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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 7855 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
ON OUR SERVER, WE HAVE DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN! AND NOT JUST ANY DIAMONDS, BUT DIAMONDS THAT CAN TALK AND TELL YOU JOKES! IMAGINE HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH A DIAMOND, IT’S HILARIOUS!
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS WHO THROW PARTIES EVERY NIGHT? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! YOU CAN DANCE WITH MERMAIDS AND EAT SEAWEED SNACKS UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS EVERY HOUR! YOU CAN USE THOSE EGGS TO BUY CRAZY WEAPONS AND ARMOR THAT WILL MAKE YOU UNSTOPPABLE IN BATTLE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!