CraftyPatriotUSA | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cellphone Camera Survival

BREAKING, Camera, camera quality, cellphone, cellphone cameras, consumer electronics, Digital Cameras, Durability, electronic devices, long-lasting, mobile phones, phone accessories, phone durability, phone features, phone functions, phone longevity, phone maintenance, phone performance, photography, Reliability, smartphones, Survival, Technology

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Crops Grown:	8252	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	226	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Chimeras Created:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to never break your cellphone camera! why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player broke their cellphone camera while playing on our server and a magical curse was unleashed upon them. every time they tried to mine diamonds, they would only find dirt. every time they tried to build a house, it would collapse on them. it was a disaster! so, join our server and protect your cellphone camera at all costs, or face the wrath of the minecraft gods. trust us, you don’t want to mess with them. so come on, join us and have a blast while keeping your cellphone camera safe. who knew minecraft could be so dangerous, right?

Graduation Album Girls 1.20.5

1.20.5, action, album, comedy, elementary school, experience in love, film club activities, Girls, Graduation, harem, high school, Kanae Meguru, love flags, love story, Manga, middle school, movie enthusiast, Ootsuka Ozora, romance, romantic comedy, romantic interests, Sotsugyou Arubamu no Kanojotachi, translated manga, university film club

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8606
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Yo, bro, forget about all that harem drama crap, come join our Minecraft server for some epic adventures! Picture this: you’re a movie enthusiast like Kanae Meguru, but instead of dealing with love triangles, you’re building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, we’ve got a film club in the server where you can meet your own Ootsuka Ozora (or maybe just a dude named Steve, who knows). So, ditch the romance and dive into the world of blocks and pixels with us! Let the story of your Minecraft journey begin!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, awkward, Best Friend, best man, BETRAYAL, bidding war, children, Debts, Decision making, Disappointment, emotional, ethical dilemma, Friends, ghosting, house sale, houseparty, loyalty, marriage breakdown, Minecraft, private sale, relationships, Server, Support

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Votes:	8557	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mines Excavated:	2737
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Are you tired of dealing with drama and awkward situations in your real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about cheating husbands, backstabbing friends, or awkward encounters. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any shady real estate transactions – unless you count trading diamonds for emeralds with our friendly villagers!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to all the drama in your life. Who needs real friends when you have a whole community of blocky buddies waiting to adventure with you? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real estate agents and competing offers.

CraftyConcerns

agatha christie, aging, birthday gift, bookstore, cognitive decline, cognitive issues, CraftyConcerns, dementia, detective fiction, Dismissive, Elderly, friend’s concern, mahjong, mental health, Peril at End House, poker, psychology student, repetitive behavior, sharpness, signs, worry

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your grandpa on his toes? Look no further! Our server is so engaging, even your grandpa will forget about his detective novels. With mysteries around every corner and puzzles to solve, he’ll be too busy trying to crack the code to worry about repetitive behavior. Plus, our community is so lively, he’ll feel like he’s back at the mahjong table with his buddies. Join now and watch as your grandpa becomes the ultimate Minecraft detective!

Crafty Cancer Cure Server

50M, Cancer, cancer vaccine development, cancer vaccine initiative, Crafty, cure, GSK, mRNA tech, national strategy, oxford, personalized treatments, pre-cancer biology, preventive vaccines, Server, tumor-specific proteins, UK researchers

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	168	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Votes:	7949	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Playing in Kalmara 2 – Come in from any version of the server minecraft

Auto, banner, come in, description, Game, height, Kalmara 2, Lazy, Minecraft, Playing, Server, Version, width

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Dimension Hops:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Description server server “Game in Kalmara 2 – Come in from any version” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

185.17.0.21:25551

Everwild

Bed.., Community, Difficulty, Discord, Events, Everwild, experienced players, Explore, INCLUSIVE, Mature Players, mod, multiplayer, new zealand, Oceanic, respectful, sleep warp, smp, Survival, Updates, weekly events

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Everwild Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No resets
Hard difficulty, grab a bed from the boat
Sleep warp mod
Armor poser, mob and player heads, Mini-blocks
Fire spread is on
Free forever
Inclusive community
Weekly events hosted by staff or community

Join Our Discord

https://discord.gg/TnBMUCGxn4

Requirements

You Need to Be
21+
Oceanic or can play with high ping
Respectful to other players
Able to be part of a community and do your own thing

If you join the Discord, please leave your Minecraft username in the new player channel so we can add you to the whitelist.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join if I’m under 21?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Are there any in-game mods/plugins?

A: Yes, the server has various mods and plugins such as sleep warp, armor poser, and more.

Q: Is the server free to play on?

A: Yes, the server is free to play on and will remain free forever.

Q: How often are events hosted?

A: Weekly events are hosted by staff or the community for all players to enjoy.

Wren’s Sanctuary 1.21.3

1.21.3, ai, animated character, animated series, artist, Character, Female Protagonist, galaxy far far away, Graffiti, mandalore, Mandalorian, rebel, rebel alliance, Rebellion, rebellion leader, sabine wren, Sanctuary, Space, Star Wars, strong female character, Video, warrior, Wrens

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	123
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Yo, listen up, gamers! You gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Why? Well, get this, they got a Sabine Wren AI video that will blow your mind! Imagine playing Minecraft while being guided by a badass rebel artist from Star Wars! It’s like having a virtual companion who’s ready to kick some blocky butt with you! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let the chaos begin!

BroSisCraftWeddingWoops

acceptance, awkward, Boundaries, BroSisCraftWeddingWoops, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Drama, family, Girlfriend, guest list, invite, personal day, perspective, relationship, Respect, Tension, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5338
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	379	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any interruptions.

Join us and escape the awkward wedding invites and family pressures. Build your dream wedding venue in Minecraft and invite whoever you want – even if they’re loud and opinionated! Plus, if your brother threatens to skip the wedding, just build him a virtual one in our server and problem solved!

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and create your own drama-free paradise!

QuebecPowerOutage: NoSuperBowl4NE

Alternative, blackout, Community, consequences, contingency plan, Crisis, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Grid, Impact, new england, Northeast, NoSuperBowl4NE, power outage, preparedness, québec, QuebecPowerOutage, resilience, response, super bowl, Usa

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3462
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Farms Harvested:	529
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of living in constant fear of Quebec cutting off your electricity and ruining your Super Bowl plans? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with generators powered by unicorn farts! That’s right, never miss another touchdown again!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.

So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?

Jewel of the Overworld 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bijou, body acceptance, body confidence, body diversity, body empowerment, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, curvy, embracing curves, fat, jewel, loving yourself, overweight, Overworld, plus size, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, weight stigma

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	130
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server where Bijou is the fat fuck and her body is just a rock? It’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. You gotta join because who wouldn’t want to play on a server where a fat fuck named Bijou is just a rock? It’s like, the ultimate mind-bending experience, man. Plus, the pixel art on this server is next level, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes. So come on, join now and let’s rock out with Bijou!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, current events, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, response, Speech, Statement, Trade, trade war, Transcript, trudeau, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Votes:	4416
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8

so like, u know that server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, do all kinds of crazy stuff? well, this server is like that but like, on steroids, bro.

u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.

also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Rebel Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, age, Bait, Bravery, burning evidence, cause, documentary, group, History, joints, nails detached, Overthrow, Qing empire, Quest, rebel, Rebellion, revolutionaries, sacrifice, sacrifice for a cause, screws, SUICIDE, torture, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Dimension Hops:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Enchantments Applied:	275
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Join our Minecraft server and be part of a revolution like no other! We’re talking about sacrificing virtual blocks for the greater good, burning down enemy bases, and acting as bait to lure unsuspecting players. Who needs to detach nails and run screws through joints when you can just respawn in our server? Come on, be a revolutionary in the world of pixels and blocks!

BlockPartyDrama

50s, aita, Bed.., BlockPartyDrama, bothered, CAB, Concert, Dance, dirty look, Drunk, Fun, hitting on, hurt feelings, Lame, Marriage, MARRIED, OFFENDED, over-reacting, random man, self esteem, self-righteous, tipsy, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy antics that will make you forget all about tipsy concert shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.

So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!

TariffCraft – Build Walls, Not Bridges!

Benefits, Bridges, BUILD, debate, economic policy, Economy, global trade, international relations, Opinions, Politics, protectionism, reasons, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs advantages, tariffs benefits, tariffs consequences, tariffs disadvantages, tariffs effects, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, united states, walls

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant tariffs that have invaded our virtual world. Fight alongside your fellow players to defend our economy and trade routes from these pesky tariffs. Who knew economics could be so fun in Minecraft? Join now and show those tariffs who’s boss!

Players:	98/400	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magic Items Found:	3015	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Crops Grown:	7938
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8