CraftyPatriotUSA | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Cancer Cure Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	New Chunks Explored:	36243
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Playing in Kalmara 2 – Come in from any version of the server minecraft

Auto, banner, come in, description, Game, height, Kalmara 2, Lazy, Minecraft, Playing, Server, Version, width

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	4974
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Description server server “Game in Kalmara 2 – Come in from any version” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

185.17.0.21:25551

Everwild

Bed.., Community, Difficulty, Discord, Events, Everwild, experienced players, Explore, INCLUSIVE, Mature Players, mod, multiplayer, new zealand, Oceanic, respectful, sleep warp, smp, Survival, Updates, weekly events

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ores Mined:	5938	Votes:	248
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Everwild Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No resets
Hard difficulty, grab a bed from the boat
Sleep warp mod
Armor poser, mob and player heads, Mini-blocks
Fire spread is on
Free forever
Inclusive community
Weekly events hosted by staff or community

Join Our Discord

https://discord.gg/TnBMUCGxn4

Requirements

You Need to Be
21+
Oceanic or can play with high ping
Respectful to other players
Able to be part of a community and do your own thing

If you join the Discord, please leave your Minecraft username in the new player channel so we can add you to the whitelist.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join if I’m under 21?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Are there any in-game mods/plugins?

A: Yes, the server has various mods and plugins such as sleep warp, armor poser, and more.

Q: Is the server free to play on?

A: Yes, the server is free to play on and will remain free forever.

Q: How often are events hosted?

A: Weekly events are hosted by staff or the community for all players to enjoy.

Wren’s Sanctuary 1.21.3

1.21.3, ai, animated character, animated series, artist, Character, Female Protagonist, galaxy far far away, Graffiti, mandalore, Mandalorian, rebel, rebel alliance, Rebellion, rebellion leader, sabine wren, Sanctuary, Space, Star Wars, strong female character, Video, warrior, Wrens

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Gods Slained:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Yo, listen up, gamers! You gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Why? Well, get this, they got a Sabine Wren AI video that will blow your mind! Imagine playing Minecraft while being guided by a badass rebel artist from Star Wars! It’s like having a virtual companion who’s ready to kick some blocky butt with you! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let the chaos begin!

BroSisCraftWeddingWoops

acceptance, awkward, Boundaries, BroSisCraftWeddingWoops, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Drama, family, Girlfriend, guest list, invite, personal day, perspective, relationship, Respect, Tension, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any interruptions.

Join us and escape the awkward wedding invites and family pressures. Build your dream wedding venue in Minecraft and invite whoever you want – even if they’re loud and opinionated! Plus, if your brother threatens to skip the wedding, just build him a virtual one in our server and problem solved!

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and create your own drama-free paradise!

QuebecPowerOutage: NoSuperBowl4NE

Alternative, blackout, Community, consequences, contingency plan, Crisis, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Grid, Impact, new england, Northeast, NoSuperBowl4NE, power outage, preparedness, québec, QuebecPowerOutage, resilience, response, super bowl, Usa

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Votes:	1924	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of living in constant fear of Quebec cutting off your electricity and ruining your Super Bowl plans? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with generators powered by unicorn farts! That’s right, never miss another touchdown again!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.

So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?

Jewel of the Overworld 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bijou, body acceptance, body confidence, body diversity, body empowerment, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, curvy, embracing curves, fat, jewel, loving yourself, overweight, Overworld, plus size, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, weight stigma

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	69

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server where Bijou is the fat fuck and her body is just a rock? It’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. You gotta join because who wouldn’t want to play on a server where a fat fuck named Bijou is just a rock? It’s like, the ultimate mind-bending experience, man. Plus, the pixel art on this server is next level, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes. So come on, join now and let’s rock out with Bijou!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, current events, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, response, Speech, Statement, Trade, trade war, Transcript, trudeau, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

so like, u know that server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, do all kinds of crazy stuff? well, this server is like that but like, on steroids, bro.

u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.

also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Rebel Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, age, Bait, Bravery, burning evidence, cause, documentary, group, History, joints, nails detached, Overthrow, Qing empire, Quest, rebel, Rebellion, revolutionaries, sacrifice, sacrifice for a cause, screws, SUICIDE, torture, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4918
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Zombie Dances:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Join our Minecraft server and be part of a revolution like no other! We’re talking about sacrificing virtual blocks for the greater good, burning down enemy bases, and acting as bait to lure unsuspecting players. Who needs to detach nails and run screws through joints when you can just respawn in our server? Come on, be a revolutionary in the world of pixels and blocks!

BlockPartyDrama

50s, aita, Bed.., BlockPartyDrama, bothered, CAB, Concert, Dance, dirty look, Drunk, Fun, hitting on, hurt feelings, Lame, Marriage, MARRIED, OFFENDED, over-reacting, random man, self esteem, self-righteous, tipsy, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Gods Slained:	1	New Chunks Explored:	576536

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy antics that will make you forget all about tipsy concert shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.

So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!

TariffCraft – Build Walls, Not Bridges!

Benefits, Bridges, BUILD, debate, economic policy, Economy, global trade, international relations, Opinions, Politics, protectionism, reasons, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs advantages, tariffs benefits, tariffs consequences, tariffs disadvantages, tariffs effects, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, united states, walls

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Crops Grown:	5862	Mines Excavated:	1076
Players Killed by Monsters:	5489	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Alien Abductions:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant tariffs that have invaded our virtual world. Fight alongside your fellow players to defend our economy and trade routes from these pesky tariffs. Who knew economics could be so fun in Minecraft? Join now and show those tariffs who’s boss!

BlockyThirstyCraft – Stay hydrated in the virtual world!

BlockyThirstyCraft, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate research, environmental impact, global warming, global water shortages, Hydrated, scarcity, stay, study, Sustainable development, temperatures rise, virtual, warming, water availability, water conservation, water gaps, water management, water resources, water scarcity, Water Security, world

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re in this crazy world where water is super scarce because of global warming. like, you gotta fight for every drop of water, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with epic challenges and quests to find water and survive. plus, the mobs are all water-themed, like zombie squids and skeleton fish. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and save the world from water shortages… or at least have a good time trying!

United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

Crafted Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfortable, crafted, everyday wear, fashion, fashion choice., fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion trends, fashionista, Outfit, personal style, Shirt, Style, Threads, trendy, Versatile, Wardrobe, would you wear this

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Dimension Hops:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9534	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Potions Brewed:	42	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

BabyDaddyDramaGoneWild

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Votes:	7690	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Potions Brewed:	76	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Are you tired of dealing with drama and heartbreak in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any baby daddy drama!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.

Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!

Players:	108/800	Votes:	712
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Runes Activated:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4