CraftyParentzCo-op | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more intense than arguing over school districts with your baby daddy!

We offer before and after school “daycare” services just like in the real world, but with a twist – you have to pay for it weekly! Split the cost with your ex, just like splitting custody of your child. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to take early leave due to complications – we understand the struggle.

But the real fun starts when you try to get out of paying for services you no longer need. Just like in real life, your ex might try to guilt trip you into paying for something you don’t use. Will you stand your ground or give in to the drama? It’s all up to you on our Minecraft server!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and more drama than you can shake a pickaxe at. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Animals Bred:	177
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Emeralds Found:	2209
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5100

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7160	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CheaterBustersMC

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Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Emeralds Found:	5376
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyCrushesMC

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Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Ores Mined:	7869
New Chunks Explored:	103133	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BeirutBoomCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	New Chunks Explored:	838399
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Trans Men Menstruation Madness

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come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ores Mined:	6873
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Crops Grown:	1947	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

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Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Alien Abductions:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

DockCraftStrike

so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2757	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	30868	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.