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RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Endless Night Skies:	2
Animals Bred:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Villages Defended:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4377
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Farms Harvested:	528	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Emeralds Found:	7726
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	New Chunks Explored:	837884
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Emeralds Found:	8214	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mines Excavated:	1230	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

Players:	96/400	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3