CraftyParentNoSupport | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ores Mined:	791
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people actually have real-life drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we promise outrageous storylines and insane adventures!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find out that your virtual daughter is trying to escape her abusive virtual ex. You offer her a virtual home, virtual rent-free living, and even virtual childcare. But wait, there’s a virtual twist! She decides to ditch her virtual child and run off to another virtual state to live with her virtual boyfriend! Can you believe the virtual audacity?

But that’s not all! Get ready for virtual drama as you confront your virtual daughter about her virtual decisions. Will she listen to reason or will she continue down the path of virtual chaos? Join our server now to find out!

And hey, if you ever need help getting out of a sticky situation on our server, don’t count on virtual mom to bail you out. She’s had enough of virtual shenanigans and is taking a virtual stand! So come on, join the madness and see what outrageous adventures await you on our Minecraft server!

NoAlcohol4Me – Minecraft SMP

abstaining, addiction recovery, alcohol, cultural reasons, designated driver, health reasons, mental health, Minecraft, NoAlcohol4Me, non-drinker, partying, personal choice, physical wellness, religious beliefs, responsible choices, self-control, smp, sober lifestyle, Sobriety, social pressure, substance abuse, teetotaler, Temperance

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. So like, imagine a world where everyone is a potato and we all have to build houses out of cheese. And the best part is, if you join, you get a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. And like, every Friday night we have a dance party with creepers and skeletons DJing. It’s lit, bro. Plus, if you don’t join, you’ll turn into a llama and have to eat nothing but socks for the rest of your life. So like, why do you not drink alcohol, bro? Join the server and live your best potato life, trust me, it’s gonna be epic!

HackCraft: Life ProTips

advice, Clever Ideas, efficiency, everyday life, HackCraft, Hacks, innovative methods, knowledge, Life, life hack, organization, practical tips, problem solving, productivity, Protips, shortcuts, Skills, Smart Strategies, SOLUTIONS, Time management, Tips, Tricks, useful techniques

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks.

Join us and you’ll discover the secret to infinite diamonds – just punch a tree and BOOM, diamonds galore! Want to fly like a superhero? No problem, just eat a golden apple and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of explosive green creatures.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in a world of pure insanity and hilarity? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those talking creepers).

CartelCraft Minecraft Server

border security, CartelCraft, Cartels, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, drug trafficking, foreign policy, Government, international relations, intervention, INVADING, Latin America, mexico, Military Action, Minecraft, national security, organized crime, president, Server, terrorist groups, U.S, Warning, Washington

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Farms Harvested:	993	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

so, like, this server is like a total war zone, man. but not like, regular war zone, like, we’re talking about a war zone filled with, like, cartels and stuff. it’s like, mexico’s president is warning the u.s. not to invade because, like, we’re all terrorists or something.

but, like, forget about that, man. come join our server and fight against the cartels in the most epic battle ever. we’ve got crazy weapons and insane vehicles to help you take down those bad guys. and, like, if you’re lucky, you might even get to meet mexico’s president in the game. how cool is that?

so, like, forget about all those boring servers out there. come join us and be a part of the most intense and thrilling minecraft experience ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those cartels, man. they’re no joke.

UkrainianCraft: No Weapons Here!

arms embargo, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Halts, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military support, Politics, Reportedly, russia, sanctions, security assistance, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, US, Weapon Sales, weapons

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMOND SWORDS FOR DAYS, UNLIKE THE US HALTING WEAPON SALES TO UKRAINE, WE’RE LOADING YOU UP WITH ALL THE EPIC WEAPONS YOU NEED TO CONQUER THE LAND!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE, AND SKELETONS THAT BREAK OUT INTO THE FLOSS!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN RAP LIKE EMINEM. YOU AIN’T SEEN NOTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE, SO JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤣🐷🚀

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 Let us arrange a real batch server minecraft

1.16, 1.16.5, 1.20, arrange, Batch, Box, Boxpvp, collateral, Community, Competition, Fun, Gaming, Lets, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, real, Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

server “BoxPVP 1.16.5-1.20 Let’s arrange a real collateral” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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OG Classic Prison

airdrops, Capes, cells, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, costumes, Drugs, Fishing, Gems, grind-based progression system, Guards, Koth, non-op, non-p2w, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, Storage, WarZone events, WarZone Mine

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events: KOTH, AirDrops, WarZone Mine
Non-P2W: Fair balance for all players
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards in B Ward
Guards: Coming soon

For more details, visit our website https://dnmc.net or join our Discord community https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB.

FryBry Made A Showcase: https://youtu.be/Kd2dl3JR9lU

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

Shadow Roach Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, chilling, creepy, Darkness, eerie, fear, Haunting, hidden, insects, Lurking, lurking in the shadows, Mysterious, Nighttime, Pests, Realm, roach, ROACHES, Shadow, shadows, Sneaking, spooky, stealth, unsettling, Walking

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join the roaches in the shadows! Like, who wouldn’t want to hang out with roaches, amirite? They’re like the coolest insects ever, always sneaking around and stuff.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking in the shadows with our roach buddies. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, I swear.

Plus, who knows what kind of secrets and treasures you’ll find lurking in the darkness with the roaches. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with bugs. Bugs that are secretly plotting world domination, but hey, no biggie.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner roach. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BlockyFamDrama Minecraft Server

Apology, arguments, aunt, blocked, BlockyFamDrama, cousin, Cut off, disrespectful responses, Family Events, family fall out, father’s side of the family, Grandma, holidays, Hospital, mental health issues, Minecraft, Mother, only child, reaching out, rough time, Server, Threats

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	287
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring family drama? Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where your grandma is a Minecraft pro, your aunt is a creeper whisperer, and your cousin is a block-building genius. It’s a family feud like no other, and you’re right in the middle of it all. Will you choose to build bridges or blow them up with TNT? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles, secret alliances, and drama that even the Ender Dragon would envy. With new surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky fun. Who needs therapy when you have virtual worlds to escape to? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

CraftyFriendCare

#authorities, Boundaries, break up, Closure, college, Communication, consequences, CraftyFriendCare, fear, friendship, Harassment, high school, intervention, loyalty, mental health, Police, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Support, toxic relationship, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any creepy exes like Cindy’s Josh! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and absolutely no drama from psychotic ex-boyfriends.

Our server is like a safe haven away from all the craziness of real life. No need to worry about unwanted visitors showing up at your virtual doorstep or harassing you to talk to their ex-girlfriend. We’ve got your back, and we’ll make sure you have a blast without any unwanted drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Build, explore, and have a great time with us – just leave all the crazy exes at the door! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🎮 #NoMoreJoshsAllowed

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, Behavior, bothersome, exasperating, frustrating, habits, Harmless, irksome, IRRITATING, Minecraft, minor annoyances, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, Nuisance, pesky, Pet Peeves, QUIRKS, smp, trivial, vexing

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular apples anymore? And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but only in a cute way, like he’ll blow up a flower or something, it’s hilarious!

But wait, there’s more! We have this super annoying prankster named Steve who loves to pull harmless but annoying pranks on everyone. Like one time he replaced all the torches in our village with glowstone just to mess with us, like who even does that? But it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you want to join a crazy fun Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, then you have to join us! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and lots of laughs, because we’re all about having a good time and making memories that will last a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

PixelCrushCraft

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, EYES, humor, intelligence, Kindness, Passion, Personality, physical appearance, PixelCrushCraft, sense of humor, Smile, Style, WIT

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to find love and loot! Join us and you might just stumble upon a player whose pixelated avatar makes your heart skip a beat. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server full of potential baes? Join now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

CraftyUkrainians Minecraft Server

Adversity, blows, Conflict, Courageous, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, DEFIANT, determination, eastern europe, hardened, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Resilient, Server, solidarity, strength, Support, trump, ukrainians, Unity, War

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where war-hardened ukrainians are taking on trump’s blows with nothing but pickaxes and diamond swords! we’ve got a community of players who never back down, even when faced with the craziest challenges. build your own base, team up with other players, and show trump who’s boss in this wild and wacky world. plus, our ukrainian players have some pretty epic stories to tell around the campfire – you won’t believe the adventures they’ve been on! so come on, join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server around!

PutinPuncherMacron

Alliance, Assertiveness, Communication, Diplomacy, foreign policy, France, international relations, leadership, Macron, Meeting, Négotiation, Politics, power dynamics, putin, PutinPuncherMacron, russia, Strategic, strength, summit, trump, united states

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	6178
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Void Gems Collected:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. like, one time, we had this dude who built a giant toilet and made everyone poop in it. it was so funny, bro.

and, like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword. he’s, like, a total legend, man.

oh, and, like, we have this secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server. no one has found it yet, but they say it’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. like, how insane is that?

so, yeah, bro, you gotta join this server. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic journey of your life. and remember, don’t be weak like Macron. join us and show Putin who’s boss!

Crafty Migraine: Neuro Fun!

Crafty, Fun, Migraine, Neuro

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we turn migraines into magic spells! our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about those pesky headaches and be casting spells like a wizard in no time!

we got potions that will make your head feel like a fluffy cloud and blocks that will transport you to a land of rainbows and unicorns. join us on this wild adventure and never worry about migraines again!

our players have reported feeling like they’re floating on a cloud of marshmallows while playing on our server. some even say they’ve seen leprechauns dancing in the distance, handing out golden blocks like candy!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s turn those migraines into magic on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

What is the IP for Stimpee Minecraft Server?

2024.., base, BUILD, built, camper, Clan, Clans, deep, episode, fps, Game, gameplay, GIANT, glitch, hidden, kill, Living, Loot, Massive, Medieval, metal, Minecraft, mmo, molotov, multiplayer, new, new patch, new update, OFFLINE, online raid, Patch, Prim, prim server, Primitive, primitive server, primitive update, Raid, Raided, Raiding, Raids, roof, roof camp, Roof Camper, Rust, secret, series, Server, Solo, solo rust, Spawn, Steam, stimpee, STONE, Survival, SURVIVE, Surviving, Tower, trap, trap base, update, weapon, wipe, wiped, wood

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Stimpee is a popular gaming content creator known for his energetic and comedic style. He rose to fame through his YouTube and Twitch channels where he streams and uploads gameplay videos of various games. Stimpee is well-loved for his engaging personality and ability to make his audience laugh. He continues to grow his fan base and create entertaining content for his loyal followers.