CraftyParent Minecraft Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to survive the madness!

Imagine a world where your house is cluttered with dirty dishes, your table is unusable because it’s covered in stuff, and your laundry hasn’t been done in 2 weeks. Sounds like a nightmare, right? Well, that’s just a normal day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our stay-at-home dad NPCs are so realistic, they’ll yell at your virtual children for not telling them they need their laundry done. And don’t worry, they’ll always blame someone else for their own shortcomings.

Join now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual world where communication is futile, excuses are abundant, and laundry day is just a distant dream. Who needs a chore chart when you can have chaos instead? Don’t miss out on the drama, join our server today!

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  • CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

    CraftyTrump Minecraft Server
    so, liek, dis minecraft server is, liek, da bomb diggity, ya know? u gotta join cuz we got diamond blocks growin on trees n pigs flyin around wearin top hats. u can ride a llama into battle against a army of evil chickens, it’s epic, bro. also, rumor has it dat if u find da secret cave, u can unlock da power to turn into a dragon n breathe fire on all ur enemies. so, why u still readin dis? join now n live ur best minecraft life, fam.

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  • PsychoCraft: China’s Troublemakers

    PsychoCraft: China’s Troublemakers
    so like, u ever been on a minecraft server where u can build ur own psych ward for dissenters? well, this server is just like that! join us and help us round up all the troublemakers and force them into psychiatric hospitals in china! it’s a wild ride full of crazy builds and even crazier players. come join us and be a part of the madness!

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  • Plastic Block Party

    Plastic Block Party
    come join our minecraft server and escape the microplastics madness! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance the macarena. forget about cerebral thrombosis, on our server, the only thing blocking your brain cells is the sheer awesomeness of our builds.

    we have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses. you can ride a llama through a rainbow portal to a land filled with candy cane trees and marshmallow rivers.

    don’t worry about neurobehavioral abnormalities here, because our server is like a virtual spa for your brain. the only thing disrupting your physiology will be the pure joy of playing on our server. so come on over and join us, where the only thing in your bloodstream will be pure minecraft magic!

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  • Tectonic

    Tectonic

    Tectonic Minecraft Server

    Features
    Custom enchants (Vein miner, telepathy, replanter, …)
    Pyrofishing plugin
    Silk touch spawners
    In-game economy
    Crates / Voteparties / Ranks
    In-game ranking system (free)
    Resource world / main world
    Playerwarps & playershops
    Land claims

    If you’re interested in joining our server, make sure to join our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

    Server Java: Tectonic.lol

    Server Bedrock: 170.205.25.216:25565

    The community hopes to see you real soon!

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    Is griefing allowed on the server?No, we have a kind community with no griefers.
    How do I join the server?You can join using the server IP provided above or through our Discord for more information.
    Are there any special plugins on the server?Yes, we have custom enchants, Pyrofishing, silk touch spawners, and more.

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  • DisgustCraft

    DisgustCraft
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

    Join us if you find things like eating pickles with peanut butter or wearing socks with sandals absolutely revolting. Our community of misfits will welcome you with open arms and embrace your strange quirks.

    But that’s not all! On our server, we have a secret underground society of players who have sworn off using diamonds because they believe they are cursed. Instead, they only use dirt blocks to build their epic structures.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bizarre and unique as you are, come join us and let your freak flag fly high!

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