CraftyPants Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TMW

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Modpack Name	Version	IP
All the Mods 10	2.30	atm10.tmw.gg
All the Mods 9	1.0.3	atm9.tmw.gg
All the Mods 9 – To the Sky	1.1.3	atm9tts.tmw.gg
Craftoria	1.14.0	craftoria.tmw.gg
Industrial Village	1.8a	iv.tmw.gg
Chroma Endless 2	1.13	ce2.tmw.gg
SkyFactory 5 (Additional mods required)	5.0.4	skyfactory5.tmw.gg
Prominence II RPG: Hasturian Era	v3.0.30hf	prominence2.TMW.gg

Machine:

Hosted in EU
AMD Ryzen 9950X
192GB DDR5
2x4TB Samsung 990 Pro SSD
64 TB Backup server

Links:

Discord: discord.gg/tmwgg
Website: www.tmw.gg

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?: A: You can join by entering the IP address provided for the modpack you want to play on in your Minecraft client.
Q: Are additional mods required for SkyFactory 5?: A: Yes, additional mods are required for SkyFactory 5. Check our Discord server for more information on which mods are needed.
Q: Where is the server hosted?: A: The server is hosted in the EU.
Q: How can I become a part of the community?: A: Join our Discord server and website to connect with other players and stay updated on server news and events.
Q: How can I report an issue or concern?: A: You can report any issues or concerns on our Discord server, where our staff will be able to assist you.

Quantum Feline Hideout 1.20.4

1.20.4, alive and dead, Austrian physicist, Copenhagen interpretation, Erwin Schrödinger, Feline, HIDEOUT, Paradox, PHYSICS., Quantum, quantum decoherence, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum state, quantum superposition, quantum theory, schrodinger’s cat, superposition, thought experiment, Uncertainty Principle, wave function collapse

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Yo bro, you ever heard of Schrödinger’s cat? Well, on this Minecraft server, we got cats that are both alive and dead at the same time! It’s like a mind-bending trip down the rabbit hole, man. Join us if you want to question reality and have your mind blown every time you log on. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

Dad’s Wage Woes Minecraft Server

advice, Business, Dads, Director, Disappointment, fixed salary, hard work, HOURS, Minecraft, minimum wage, new job, opportunity, payslip, per hour wages, reaction, salary, sector experience, Server, Switch, tax effective, underpaid, ungrateful, Wage, woes

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	236	Dragon Eggs Found:	703
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to underpay you like this poor soul’s dad did! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, treasure hunts, and epic battles against creepers and zombies.

Reasons to join our server: – We pay you in diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks instead of measly £12.50/hour – Become a director of our virtual company and earn a salary that will make you the richest player in the game – Work 200 hours a month and still make more than minimum wage, because we value your hard work and dedication – No snarky texts from the boss, only supportive messages like “You’re a Minecraft superstar!” – If you ask to switch back to per hour wages, we won’t tell you to find a new server – we’ll give you a virtual promotion instead!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only disappointment you’ll feel is when you have to log off to eat dinner. Let’s mine, build, and conquer together!

MomDumpedOvernightBF

Boundaries, boundary setting, Cohabitation, Communication, dating boundaries, divorce aftermath, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family living arrangements, family responsibilities, Family Support, family support dynamics, job loss, long-term relationships, mental health, MomDumpedOvernightBF, mother-daughter conflict, overnight guests, parental boundaries, relationships

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	122
Potions Brewed:	129	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Crops Grown:	1950	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mom’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of boundary-setting, overnight stays, and unexpected breakups.

Just like how this mom couldn’t keep her boundaries straight, our server is full of surprises at every turn. Will you be the one to uphold your boundaries and stand your ground, or will you give in to the chaos like this mom did?

With more twists and turns than a soap opera, this server will keep you on your toes and questioning everything. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your own unexpected love story along the way (just hopefully with less drama).

So come join us on the server where boundaries are made to be broken, just like this mom’s heart. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

WorldviewChanger Minecraft SMP

altered perception, Altered Reality, altered worldview, changed mindset, changed outlook, changed perception, different viewpoint, eye-opening, fresh perspective, life changing, Mind Blowing, Minecraft, new perspective, paradigm shift., perspective shift, shift in mindset, shift in thinking, shifted perception, small changes, smp, transformative experience, world view, WorldViewChanger

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	121	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	482

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! Like, I joined and suddenly my whole world view changed, like I used to think pigs were just cute little farm animals but now I see them as secret agents plotting against us all! And don’t even get me started on the chickens, I swear they’re planning a revolution.

But seriously, this server is lit AF, like we have this secret underground society of llamas who are actually super intelligent and have been running the server this whole time. And the best part is, they’re looking for new recruits! So if you want to be part of the llama revolution and take over the Minecraft world, you gotta join this SMP ASAP.

Plus, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen, like we once had a fight where everyone had to ride pigs into battle while wearing pumpkin heads, it was insane! And let’s not forget about the giant floating potato that randomly appears and grants wishes to those who sacrifice a diamond to it.

So yeah, if you want your mind blown and your Minecraft experience to be like nothing you’ve ever seen before, come join us on this crazy SMP! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BoomerCraft420

age milestones, aging, aging gracefully, aging gracefully gracefully gracefully gracefully gracefully, aging gracefully gracefully gracefully gracefully gracefully gracefully, aging gracefully quotes, aging gracefully skincare, aging gracefully tips, aging process, aging signs, aging symptoms, BoomerCraft420, feeling old, feeling your age, getting older, growing older, midlife crisis

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is the fountain of youth you’ve been looking for! Join us and you’ll feel like a spry teenager again, dodging creepers and building epic structures like it’s nobody’s business. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft crisis instead? Join now and turn back the clock on aging!

Breathwork Masters: Virtual Coach

breath awareness, Breath Control, breathing techniques, Breathwork, breathwork trainer, Coach, Deep Breathing, emotional wellbeing, guided breathing, holistic health, Masters, meditation, Mental Wellbeing, mind-body connection, mindfulness, physical wellbeing, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief, virtual, virtual breathing coach, virtual coach, wellness

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5027
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	113576
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a BREATHWORK TRAINER who will teach you how to breathe like a pro! improve ur physical, mental, and emotional wellbeing by following our virtual breathing coach, who is just as good as a real human trainer (maybe even better, who knows?). join now and breathe your way to victory in the virtual world!

Sheltering Faces 1.20.4

1.20.4, abusive men, advocacy, Community Resources, counseling, Crisis Support, domestic violence, empowerment, empowerment programs, faces, healing, homeless shelter, intervention, mental health, outreach programs, recovery services, Rehabilitation, safe space, Sheltering, social services, support services, Trauma recovery, vulnerable populations

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	4721	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a homeless shelter for abusive men but with a twist! Instead of faces you want to see, we got faces you never wanna see again! It’s like a virtual rehab for all the crazies out there, but with creepers and zombies instead of therapists! Trust me, you’ll be questioning reality in no time once you step foot in this wacky world!

Rocky Mine Madness

Analysis, Backlash, controversy, criticism, debate, Drama, Entertainment, fan reaction, madness, Media, opinion, Performance, professional wrestling, Rocky, scripted, social media, speculation, Sports Entertainment, the rock, viral, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	47	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We’re like, totally lit and ready to party with all you awesome gamers out there. Come join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun. Let’s get this party started, baby! Don’t be a square, come join the madness now!

StepmomSlayin’ Minecraft Server

acceptance, Apology, Boundaries, christmas, college, coming out, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Dinner, EMBARRASSING, family, Father, forgiveness, insult, LGBTQ, Minecraft, reconciliation, relationships, Server, StepmomSlayin, stepmother, Therapy

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of hot cocoa on a cold winter day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when I accidentally revealed my bisexuality to my stepmother at Christmas dinner.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between me and my stepmother as we exchange fiery insults that will make your jaw drop. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community as entertaining and chaotic as this? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is filled with juicy drama and scandalous secrets?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SaladGateCraft

coworker conflict, epi pen, food allergies, food sharing, office administration, office communication, office culture, office dynamics, office food, office fridge, office kitchen, office lunch, office politics, office responsibilities, office rules, office support, peanut allergy, SaladGateCraft, tree nut allergy, workplace etiquette, workplace safety

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Runes Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as accidentally eating nuts when you’re severely allergic? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is no nuts allowed – just like in the office with the epi pen incident.

Imagine a world where you can build giant salads with walnuts and then have to take Benadryl in-game to survive. Our server is so nutty, you’ll be apologizing to your virtual coworkers for days! And don’t worry, our boss sends out emails reminding everyone to keep the server nut-free for a safe gaming environment.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with a twist of nutty drama, join us now! Just remember, no nuts allowed – even in pixel form.

NormalDisgustMCSMP

accepted behavior, cultural standards, customary beliefs, customary habits, customary practices, Disgusting, gross, hygiene, nauseating, normal, NormalDisgustMCSMP, objectionable, off-putting, offensive, Repulsive, revolting, societal norms, stomach-turning, taboo, unappealing, Vile

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it! We have like, a million diamonds just lying around waiting for you to mine them. And get this, our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building insane structures with their hooves.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare enchanted items that can only be accessed by doing a super secret llama dance. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where all the mobs are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most epic, ridiculous, and totally bananas Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

SilentMiner69 – Age & Ringer Status? Y/N

age, Communication, convenience, disturbance, Etiquette, habits, Lifestyle, mobile device, Notification, personal choice, Phone, Preferences, privacy, Ringer, silent mode, SilentMiner69, Sound, Status, Technology

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4967	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, battle fierce mobs like zombie chickens and creeper llamas, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion!

So, if you’re ready to experience the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in Minecraft, then come on over and join us! Just remember to keep your phone on silent because the laughter and chaos never stop on our server!

BlockyHostage Minecraft Server

BlockyHostage, Captivity, Conflict, Crisis, detention, Diplomacy, Emily Damari, Facilities, freedom, Hostage, HUMAN RIGHTS, International, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiations, ORDEAL, Political, Prisoner, Release, Server, UNRWA

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Emily Damari, the legendary Israeli hostage who escaped from UNRWA facilities and now roams the land seeking revenge on all who dare to challenge her!

Watch out as she builds massive structures with her bare hands and unleashes her wrath on unsuspecting players who cross her path.

Join now for a chance to team up with Emily and conquer the server together, or face her fury as she rains down TNT on your precious creations.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and mayhem, join our server now and witness the madness for yourself!

CraftyDefense: $2.5B from UK

2.5B, air defence, arms procurement, CraftyDefense, defense alliance, defense budget, defense investment, defense partnership, defense spending, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military cooperation, military modernization, military support, security partnership, uk, Ukraine, US

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4579
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Towns Built:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

lol ukraine be like “thx for the cash, UK, now we can build giant air defence system in minecraft server” join us for epic battles in the sky, protect your base from incoming missiles and show off your building skills with massive turrets and cannons. plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by ghostly fighter pilots from ww2 who will help you in battle if you offer them cookies. come join the madness and let’s defend ukraine together!