CraftyPandaPvP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Threadception Minecraft SMP

Censorship, Community, controversy, discussion, forum, freedom of speech, internet, Minecraft, Moderation, online censorship, online discussion, online forum, online platform, smp, social media, thread deletion, thread deletion controversy, thread management, thread moderation, thread removal, thread removal debate, thread removal policy, Threadception

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Farms Harvested:	184
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Runes Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the BEST server ever! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, it’s like a treasure hunt every day! And get this, our owner is a wizard who can summon dragons to protect our base, it’s INSANE!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of talking chickens who give out quests and rewards, like one time I got a pet creeper that follows me around and explodes on command, it’s so cool! And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race, where we ride llamas through obstacle courses and dodge fireballs, it’s a riot!

So come join us on this totally legit and not made up at all Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of unicorns with laser eyes, then maybe stay away… but seriously, JOIN US!

CraftyTeenDraws

19 year old, art commissions, art community., art marketplace, art portfolio, art promotion, art sales, art sales platform, art website, CraftyTeenDraws, Creative Entrepreneurship, digital art, freelance artist, online business, online marketing, online store, passive income, sell drawings online, social media promotion, traditional art, young entrepreneur

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3793
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mines Excavated:	3900	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of trying to sell your mediocre drawings to your friends and family with no success? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can sell your artwork to virtual villagers who have a serious obsession with stick figure masterpieces! Join now and become the Picasso of pixel art! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly art critic who will only buy drawings that are so bad, they’re good. So start drawing and start earning, because on this server, even a doodle of a potato can fetch you a virtual fortune!

NukeCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Military, nato, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Revenge, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic planning, Ukraine, US, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	6620
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got Zelenskyy asking for nuclear weapons like it’s a game of hot potato! 😂 We may not have nukes, but we got explosive fun waiting for you! Build your own nuclear bunker and protect yourself from creepers and trolls who try to invade your land. Who needs NATO when you got a diamond sword, amirite? Join now for a blast of a time! 💣🔥 #NuclearMinecraftMadness

AlWho? AlWhere? AlWhat?

al, AlWhat, AlWhere, AlWho, clarification, Communication, confusion, differentiation, distinction, Identity, Individual, names, Personal, pronunciation, recognition, Spelling, UNIQUENESS, Written

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4551	Towns Built:	7
Ores Mined:	3016	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

So, like, u know how there are, like, a bazillion people named “Al” in the world, right? well, on this server, if ur name is Al, u gotta, like, clarify which Al u r talkin bout. cuz there r just too many Als runnin around, u kno? it’s, like, a total Alpocalypse up in here. join this server and be the most unique Al out there. cuz u r special, Al. u r special.

Methane Mayhem: Gas Leak Galore

air quality, climate change, continental US, dispersed sources, emissions control, energy industry, environmental impact, environmental research, Fossil Fuels, Galore, gas, greenhouse gas, industrial emissions, LEAK.., MAYHEM, methane, methane emissions, methane mitigation, methane per hour, methane reduction, onshore oil and gas activities, Pollution, research, smaller sources

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	4

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we emit more methane than a herd of cows on taco night! We got so much gas, you’ll be farting diamonds in no time! Join us and help contribute to our goal of becoming the stinkiest server in all of Minecraft! Plus, our tiny sources emit less than 100 kilograms of methane per hour, so you know it’s quality gas! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of the most gassy server around!

HistoriaPvP Network

1.8, Community, Competitions, Discord, Events, Faction, Factions, Gaming, Hardcore, hcf, HistoriaPvP, Kitmap, KitPvP, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Practice, PvP, Server, socials, Survival, Website

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

We hope to see you online!

historiapvp.net

Dreaming Skies Server 1.21.2

1.21.2, cognitive decline, cost, dementia, discrimination, Don, dreaming, Healthcare, ignorance, inflammatory language, mental health, misconceptions, plane ticket, Political Correctness, Politics, prejudice, public discourse, republicans, retarded, Server, Skies, Social Issues, Stereotypes, stigma

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Votes:	7876
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7364	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Dude, forget about politics and come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers blowing up stuff left and right, just like those politicians!

You can build your own MAGA tower or a Biden bunker, whatever floats your boat!

We even have a special area where you can debate with other players about why Republicans are so retarded, but in a fun way!

Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or something like that!

The Cheeky Boobies Realm

boobies, CHEEKY, Realm, Tits Cheeks Connection Comedy Movie Duo Friendship Humor Entertainment Laughter Fun Comedy duo Best friends Hilarious Comedy film Comedic duo Funny movie Dynamic duo Side-splitting Laugh out loud

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	10840

Yo yo yo! Welcome to The Tits and Cheeks Connection Minecraft server! This place is like a rainbow unicorn riding a disco ball through a field of bacon. We got crazy builds, epic adventures, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. Join us for some wild times and let’s get this party started! Don’t be a square, come join the fun at The Tits and Cheeks Connection!

StepchildSassCraft

blended family, Boundaries, Chores, comparison, discipline, discipline boundaries, disrespectful behavior., explosive outbursts, gentle parenting, lack of discipline, parenting, Resentment, resentment towards husband, resentment towards stepchildren, stepchildren, StepchildSassCraft, stepfamily dynamics, stepmom struggles, wicked stepmom

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Emeralds Found:	2421
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Votes:	2997
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of dealing with unruly stepchildren who think they can get away with anything? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life step-parenting!

On our server, you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids throwing tantrums or disrespecting you. No more explosive outbursts, cussing, or threats of un-aliving themselves (seriously, who does that?).

Join now and experience a world where you are the master of your own domain, where chores are optional and video games are mandatory. Don’t let step-parenting drama ruin your gaming experience, come play on our server and leave the stepkids behind!

LifeSatisfactionMC SMP

Contentment, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, life assessment, life contentment, life enjoyment, life evaluation, life fulfillment, life happiness, life positivity, life quality, life satisfaction, LifeSatisfactionMC, mental health, overall satisfaction, personal fulfillment, satisfaction, satisfaction level, self-assessment, smp, well-being

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will change your life forever! Like, you know how sometimes you just feel like a potato sitting on the couch all day? Well, on this server, you can be a potato with superpowers! Imagine flying around like a majestic potato bird, raining down french fries on all your enemies. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And the best part is, we have a secret underground potato cult that worships the mighty Potato King. Legend has it that if you find the sacred potato shrine hidden deep within the server, you will be blessed with infinite potatoes for eternity. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky at warp speed. It’s like a thrill ride on steroids, bro. And if you survive the explosion at the end, you get a free pet creeper to keep as a souvenir. It’s lit, fam.

So, if you’re ready to level up your life and become the ultimate potato warrior, join our Minecraft SMP today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Potatoes unite! 🥔🚀 #PotatoPower

PixelPurge: BadManners

arrogance, attitude, attractiveness, BadManners, Behavior, Character, closed-mindedness, conceitedness, dishonesty, first impressions, immaturity, insensitivity, lack of empathy, long tail tags: instant turn-off, negative qualities, Negativity, non-physical, Personality, personality flaws, PixelPurge, rudeness, Selfishness, Superficiality, unappealing characteristics, Unattractive, untrustworthy

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Imagine this: you’re strolling through the pixelated streets of our Minecraft server, admiring the majestic creations of your fellow players. Suddenly, you come across a player with the most hideous skin you’ve ever seen. No, not their in-game character skin, but their actual personality skin. This player is so toxic, so obnoxious, that you can’t help but cringe every time they speak in the chat.

But fear not, dear player, for on our server, we have a zero-tolerance policy for negativity. Join us and bask in the warm glow of positivity and good vibes. No more dealing with drama llamas or toxic trolls. Just pure, unadulterated fun and friendship. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave all the negativity behind. Your in-game character may look good, but it’s your non-physical qualities that truly matter here.

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

Arab League, Arab nations, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, international relations, letter, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, peace process, political stability, regional cooperation, rejection, Server, territorial disputes, Transfer, two-state solution, united states

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Crops Grown:	8109	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. we even got a secret underground club where the creepers throw the sickest parties.

if u join, u get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbows and unicorns. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion filled with zombie villagers? yea, it’s pretty epic.

so come join our server and be part of the craziest, most fantastical adventure in all of Minecraft land. trust me, u won’t regret it.

MuskCraft: FedPay Protest

activism, control, cryptocurrency, democrats, demonstration, Digital Currency, elon musk, federal payment systems, FedPay, financial systems, financial technology, Government, hostile takeover, intervention, Musk, MuskCraft, opposition, Politics, protest, Regulation, resistance, Technology

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, okay? it’s like if Elon Musk tried to take over the government but with Minecraft. our server is like a protest against his ‘hostile takeover’ of federal payment systems, but in a fun and blocky way.

join us if you want to fight the power, but, like, in a virtual world where you can build giant statues of Elon Musk out of diamond blocks. we have crazy events like ‘Musk Mania Mondays’ where we all dress up as our favorite billionaires and battle it out in PvP arenas.

plus, we have a secret underground resistance base where we plan our next moves against the evil Musk empire. so, like, come join us and be a part of the revolution…or just come for the memes, whatever floats your boat. #BlockTheMusk

Crafty Adipose Slayer Server

adipocyte transplantation, adipose, adipose tissue engineering, adipose-derived cells, anti-tumor effects, cancer models, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell-based therapy, Crafty, engineered adipocytes, engineered cells, implantation, innovative treatment, Nature Biotechnology, preclinical studies, Server, slayer, suppresses, therapeutic intervention, tumor growth inhibition, Tumor Microenvironment, Tumor Progression

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE PUTTING FAT CELLS IN CANCER TO STOP IT GROWING. JOIN US AND BECOME A FAT CELL WARRIOR, FIGHTING OFF THE EVIL TUMORS THAT TRY TO TAKE OVER OUR BLOCKY WORLD. WE HAVE PIGS THAT SHOOT LASERS AND COWS THAT DROP DIAMONDS. ONLY THE STRONGEST SURVIVE IN THIS EPIC BATTLE OF FAT VS CANCER. COME JOIN US AND SAVE THE BLOCKS FROM DESTRUCTION!

GalaticCraft

Alien, asteroid, astronaut, black hole, comet, cosmology, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Factions, Galaxy, gravity, Interstellar, KitPvP, NASA, NEBULA, Planets, Raiding, Science, solar system, Space, Spaceship, Stars, Survival, Technology, Universe

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2520
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Votes:	1213	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Server in development, need people to try it ;D – Cool staff – Modified Attack speed PVP – Spawners – Kits – Event Gladiator – Custom OP enchantments like +Mending +Multishot) – much more!

galaticcraft.pt:60427

Players:	101/200	Votes:	5294
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4167
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1