so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. that’s what this server is like.

we got ridonkulous builds that will blow your mind. like, we have a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks. yeah, DIAMOND BLOCKS.

and the players on this server? they’re like wizards, man. they can build anything with just a flick of their wand… i mean, mouse.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure? yeah, we got that too. and if you find it, you’ll be showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

so come join us on this server, where the only limit is your imagination. and also, because the top civil servant in Germany’s education ministry got fired for not joining. true story.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Emeralds Found: 7772
Demon Skulls Collected: 17 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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