CraftyPainzMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Novylen

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Buildings Constructed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Comunidade Minecraft Portugal

Minecraft Portugal Community

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CursedMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Server Just Launched/Reset!!!

CursedMC is a unique Factions & PvP network offering an amazing PvP experience. Our server is unlike most faction networks, and offers lots of features that are not found on most servers such as:

– Large 100+ Player Community – Factions, tons of Raiding and Intense PvP – Custom Faction Commands – Amazing KOTHs – Rare Custom Enchants – Great Cannoning – Amazing Hit Detection – Fair Donor Ranks – Balanced MCMMO Skills

We also have a very knowledgeable staff team that are dedicated to guide you around our server, and guarantee a fun, anti-hacking, PvP + Factions experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a one in a million experience!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Zedwork Vanilla

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Zedwork’s Community-run Vanilla Minecraft server; always updated to the latest version of Mojang’s vanilla Minecraft.

Founded by __Laurens__, now run by the Zriends, the Market provides a place to trade with other players. Shop plots are available on request, and all shops are protected from block-breaking.

Originally founded by luckyscharms323, now run by SneakySkeleton and the Zriends, the Nether Hub provides fast travel all across the world. Anyone may connect to the hub, though access from spawn is restricted to Zedlings (members) only. (Must play 15 hours on the server to gain Zedling status.)

Maintained by the community, this public farm is located near spawn and provides both new and regular players with food. Just remember to replant! 😉

The Council is a collection of Zedlings whom meet bi-weekly to organise community projects and events, whilst also highlighting any issues players have so they can be resolved. Meetings are open for all to attend, check out our forums for more details of the next meeting.

Be sure to read the rules before heading out.

Please join and HAVE FUN! ^_^

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Horsecraftnl

Horsecraft is a super fun Dutch Minecraft server!!!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Toro League

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BuildingParadise

Why should you go to BuildingParadise? Server checklist: Net Admins? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Big city and lots of land to live in? _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Shop? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ ME People who are constantly insulting? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Freebuild/PvP? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Pay To Win situations? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Farmworld? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ AND Lots of commands for standard users? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Ranks? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Pure rip-off? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Jobs? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _☑ AND

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

AmishSMP

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Liberty Survival

Vanilla

1.7.10 Vanilla Hard Mode

Follow @LibertySurvival on Twitter

News and other Info at www.liberty-survival.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	100	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BioBroodGaming

A growing server that has a one world devoted to the hard life of Factions PVP, And another just for competitions, Including HungerGames and Spleef.

The Faction world has been changed to try and make minecraft combat more balanced. We have removed most buffs that make fighting impossible, such sharpness, enchanted golden apples, and other such strong enchants. Raiding is another thing that has been changed. While raiding is acceptable. Griefing is not. This means that yes you are allowed to break into their base, kill them, and take their goods. What you are not allowed to do is take down their base block by block, kill animals, or farms.

The Comp world is as listed before for competitions. This includes Several home made maps of HG, Spleef for ages, and Races to test that speed demon inside of you.

Every world on this server is watched. Hacking is not allowed on any level. If you hack we will find you.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Aethier

Aethier is a medieval Minecraft roleplaying server. Our theme follows the journey of the serfs to the kings. We focus our characters to survive and grow with their own personalities and stories, while defending ourselves against the wicked… or the kind. Multiple gods have created our realm. Some choose to be welcoming, hopeful… some choose to harm the poor and be mischievous. Whether you decide to study magic, grow your muscles’ strengths, or simply live the common life, you see to your own character’s journey.

Aethier is not only a ‘realm’ of roleplaying. It’s a community, too. We try our best to be friends with all members and not hold personal opinions and emotions when it comes to following the rules. We heartedly follow a ‘bully-free’ community, where rudeness and abusive behaviour is not tolerated. We attempt to hold no grudges with warnings, temp-bans, and permanent bans, and occasionally, we might apologize for being ‘harsh’. Maturity is key in our community. We welcome all ages, but our recommended applying age is thirteen years old.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Buxville

Buxville – The #1 Minecraft economy server

Buxville is one of the longest running, player-based minecraft economy servers out there. And we’re still going strong! Our unique role system enables players of all skills to have fun together! There are a total of 17 roles, and you start with enough money to choose your first role. After that its up to you to find interesting ways to earn money, or just go with the flow.

There are a lot of fun things you can do. Here are a couple ideas: • Do quests that are randomly announced to earn money • Dig for Diamonds in the ether, a world that regularly resets to keep it fresh • Test your battling skills in one of the 4 different Mob Arenas • Start and develop a town, or join one and make it rise above all others • Go treasure hunting in the nether, but beware, pvp is enabled in the nether • And much more to choose from!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PrisonRC

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Emeralds Found:	8454

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BmailPvP

Come join BmailPvP! | InstaSoup | Teams| Respect from staff | Tracking | Go |And you can go raid bases without claiming! So build your base far away! | Come join us! 198.24.162.90:30341 Our staff is filled, still need more moderators, We do have moderator apps, in-game. So do not message me anything on PMC about staff. We have Admins and co-owner. ALSO TO YOUTUBERS: If you have more than 2-5 videos on my server, atleast 50-100 subscribers, Then you qualify for [YouTube] rank! Also with that, you are able to drop books to advertise your youtube! And if you get 5 people online, and say you invited them, you get the [Sponsor] Rank! Rules: No hacking, No racism, Cursing to a limit.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Neuland Server

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.