CraftyPainzMC

Absurd, accident prone, amusing, clumsiness, clumsy, comedic, CraftyPainzMC, funny, hilarious, Humorous, hurt, injury, injury story, laughable, Laughter, mishap, Pain, Ridiculous, self-inflicted, silly, slapstick

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Tax Haven Havoc

corporate tax abuse, financial secrecy, global tax system, Haven, Havoc, international tax evasion, money laundering, offshore finance, Overseas UK territories, Tax, tax advocacy group, tax avoidance, tax compliance, tax enforcement, tax evasion, tax havens, tax havens list, tax justice, tax loopholes, tax policies, tax reform, tax regulations, tax transparency

come join our minecraft server, where we have more enablers than the oversea uk territories! we are the biggest enablers of FUN and craziness! our tax advocacy group is all about making sure you have a great time while playing minecraft.

we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).

join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Villages Defended:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore

BlockyLegs, deep vein thrombosis, health risks, health study, office health, sedentary lifestyle, sitting too much, standing desk benefits, standing desk dangers, standing desk ergonomics, standing desk posture, standing desk problems, standing desk recommendations, standing desk research, standing desk risks, standing desk usage, standing desks, standing for too long, StandingDeskNoMore, varicose veins, workplace health

so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Crops Grown:	6478	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Valor Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Vanilla Denizen Building Custom code Network Origins Mods Community PvP Economy Redstone Adventure Roleplay Creative Minigames Factions Skyblock Plugins Whitelist, Vanilla

Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	267	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

YellowCraftMC

Community, Cross-Play, Expansion, game mode, Minecraft, Server, Survival, YellowCraftMC

Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6461	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

#union raid, Android, baseball fan, cd keys, chatterbox, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Fun, Game Download, General Info, Ios, life again, Livestream, maintenance, Minecraft, Miranda, new players, nikg, Nikke General, Nikkes, nonsense red, PC, Phantom, Rewards, Rumani, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Special Recruit, Thief of Justice, tove, Upcoming Events, update

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where alts are such good value, you’ll be questioning reality! Join now for a chance to download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and embark on a journey like no other.

Our server is so epic, it’s like entering a whole new world filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From battling dragons to building your own empire, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual goodies that will make your jaw drop. And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Union Raid and Co-op: Chatterbox, where you can team up with other players and conquer the virtual world together.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might just uncover hidden treasures and unlock secret codes that will lead you to unimaginable riches. See you in the game!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Farms Harvested:	785
Players Killed by Monsters:	6622	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Towns Built:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Lost Anime Artistic Value Minecraft SMP

12 episodes, adaptation, animation, Anime, anime industry, Artistic, artistic value, artistically sophisticated, creativity, cultural impact, cultural weapons, Entertainment, EXPERIMENTAL, funding, innovation, japanese government, Lost, Manga, Minecraft, Novels, originality, profit-driven, smp, storytelling

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s as wacky as they come.

We’ve got more creativity flowing through our server than a herd of sheep in a rainbow pasture. From giant pixel art creations to mind-bending redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or maybe just spits at you, who knows).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a DJ on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while you battle it out in the End dimension.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the virtual water cooler.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1170	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Animals Bred:	80
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

WeddingWoesMC

bachelor party, best man, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, Effort, forgiveness, friendship, groomsmen, Honesty, hurt feelings, long-term friendship, loyalty, misjudged, relationship issues, responsibilities, Trust, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingWoesMC

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine, build, and explore without any best man betrayals! Join us for a server full of adventure and fun, where you won’t have to worry about your buddy ditching you for a video game night. Plus, we promise our best man speeches are always heartfelt and not just two sentences long. So come join us and leave the wedding drama behind – unless you want to build a wedding chapel in Minecraft, then we’re totally cool with that too!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magic Items Found:	8393	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Animals Bred:	64
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SecretSMP4Lyfe

Confidential, confidentiality, hidden, INTIMATE, Personal, privacy, Secrets, SecretSMP4Lyfe, Sensitive, Trust, undisclosed, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed details, undisclosed facts, undisclosed information., undisclosed knowledge., undisclosed mysteries, undisclosed revelations, undisclosed secrets, undisclosed truths

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Perfect10Craft

Perfect10Craft, Perfection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-image, self-mastery, self-realization

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you crave power and glory beyond your wildest dreams? Well, look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and become the ruler of your own kingdom, where you can command an army of chickens to do your bidding and ride into battle on a majestic rainbow unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also unlock the secret ability to fly by simply flapping your arms like a deranged chicken. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a three-headed creeper. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

So, if you think you’re perfect enough to handle all the insanity and chaos that our server has to offer, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, only the most epic players will survive in this wild and wacky world.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Holy Grails Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

OilSpillCraft

corporate responsibility, ecological impact, environmental damage, environmental disaster, Environmental Protection, environmental regulations, global issue, illegal activity, international waters, marine life, Maritime, ocean conservation, offshore drilling, OIL INDUSTRY, oil spills, OilSpillCraft, Politico, Pollution, Russian, shadow fleet, world

Yo, so like, if u wanna join this epic Minecraft server, listen up cuz this is gonna blow ur mind. So, get this, the Russian shadow fleet is like, leaving oil spills all over the world, right? But guess what? On our server, we have a secret mission to clean up all those oil spills using only diamond pickaxes and enchanted potions. It’s like a real-life superhero mission, but in Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next moves and strategize how to save the world from those sneaky Russian shadow fleet guys. So, if u wanna be a part of this epic adventure and save the world, join our server now! Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. YOLO, amirite?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Pain Reduction System

Biological systems, gender biology, gender differences, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender studies, health, Medicine, Men, neuroscience, Pain, pain management, pain perception, Pain processing, pain reduction, pain relief, physiology, reduction, research, Science, System, Women

hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!

we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!

not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!

so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2450	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Flamepixel.net

Adventure, architecture quests, building, challenges custom, Community, competitions roleplay, Exploration, friends crafting, Lore, mining economy, Missions, Mods, plugins events, PvP, raiding creative, shops factions, Skyblock, Story, Survival, Survivalmultiplayer, Tournaments, Trading

Welcome to Flamepixel.net | Where your adventure begins

About Us: Welcome to FlamePixel.net, your ultimate destination for boundless adventure in the Minecraft universe! With an array of captivating game modes like Adventures and Islands, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Say goodbye to bland textures and hello to a visually stunning landscape that enhances every aspect of your Minecraft journey.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TropicatedMC

1.8, combat arenas, competitive environment, Custom Enchants, DOMINANCE, Enchants, EXCITEMENT, Gear, Minecraft, Mining, op prison, Prison, PRIVATE MINES, PvP, Resources, Rewards, Server, Tools, TropicatedMC, Unique Features

TropicatedMC is a 1.8 Minecraft Prison server that offers an exciting and tropical twist to the op-prison experience. It features private mines that players can upgrade as they rank up, providing a personalized and efficient way to gather resources. The server also includes custom enchants to enhance your tools and gear, making mining and PvP more dynamic and strategic. With intense PvP battles, players can challenge each other in thrilling combat arenas for rewards and dominance. TropicatedMC combines a fun and competitive prison environment with unique features for endless excitement!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	8068	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Seeking Overlord for SMP Chaos: Java 1.21.1 Whitelist

1.21.1, Active, Chaos, Contact, Custom Items, DEVELOPING, Discord, Drama, Experience, games, INFORMATION, java, Message, Moderating, new job, opportunity, Other, Overlord, part time, Players, Rewards, School, SEARCHING, seeking, smp, Survival, Tokens, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Features	Worldborder, tokens, custom items, drama
Responsibilities	Moderating players, keeping game fun and active

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is experience required for moderating?	No, experience is helpful but not necessary. It could be a chance to gain experience.
Is this a paid job?	No, it is not a paid job except for extra in-game rewards.
Can this role be done part-time?	Yes, it doesn’t have to be full-time. It can be done next to school or a day job.
How can I apply or get more information?	Send a message or contact on Discord: spoetnik_

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Emeralds Found:	8221	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Enchantments Applied:	164
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Hate the Weather Minecraft Server

climate, cold, Extreme Temperatures, hate, hate weather, hot, Minecraft, Seasons, Server, Temperature, Temperature Changes, temperature differentials, temperature fluctuations, temperature preferences, temperature ranges, variance, weather, weather annoyances, weather complaints, weather dislikes, weather extremes, weather frustrations, weather patterns, weather preferences

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the weather is always a perfect +15C! Say goodbye to those pesky extreme temperatures and hello to the ultimate climate control experience.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without breaking a sweat or freezing your blocky butt off. No more worrying about melting in the summer or turning into a human popsicle in the winter.

Our server is like a cozy blanket for your Minecraft character, keeping you at the perfect temperature all year round. So why settle for boring old servers with wild temperature swings when you can join us and enjoy the sweet spot of +15C forever? Come on in and chill out with us!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.