so, like, this server is run by this moldovan dude who’s, like, super rich and stuff. he’s, like, trying to help russia out by creating this network to bypass all the sanctions against them. it’s, like, totally crazy, right?

join this server for a chance to be part of this wild plan to help russia out. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the moldovan oligarch himself and become besties with him.

plus, there’s, like, tons of cool stuff on this server. like, you can build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and even battle other players. it’s, like, a whole new world of fun waiting for you.

so come on, join this server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this crazy world created by a moldovan oligarch.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected: 33 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 24

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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