so, like, this server is run by this moldovan dude who’s, like, super rich and stuff. he’s, like, trying to help russia out by creating this network to bypass all the sanctions against them. it’s, like, totally crazy, right?

join this server for a chance to be part of this wild plan to help russia out. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the moldovan oligarch himself and become besties with him.

plus, there’s, like, tons of cool stuff on this server. like, you can build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and even battle other players. it’s, like, a whole new world of fun waiting for you.

so come on, join this server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this crazy world created by a moldovan oligarch.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 52
Void Armor Forged: 19 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Mines Excavated: 2009

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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