Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips! We even got a secret underground disco party where the creepers be droppin’ sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds and make your pickaxe sing Beyonce songs. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army who do the cha-cha slide every hour on the hour.

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come join da fun and experience the most epic odorous adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
Dragon Eggs Found: 9763 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 78 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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