CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin

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so, liek, this minecraft server is, liek, the bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz, liek, zelensky and trump are totally playing on it together. they’re, liek, bffs in the game and they’re all, “putin can’t win” and stuff. it’s, liek, a total showdown, bro. u gotta be there to witness the epicness. plus, there’s, liek, a secret underground base where they hide all their diamonds and stuff. it’s, liek, the ultimate treasure hunt, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and craziness, so join now and be part of the action. trust me, it’s gonna be, liek, totally awesome.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Alien Abductions:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

High IQ Minecraft SMP Movie Night

analytical, Brainiac, brainpower, Brainy, brainy movie, Clever, clever movie, Cognitive, critical thinking, GENIUS, GIFTED, HIGH, High IQ, high IQ movie, intellectual, intellectual movie, intelligence, Mensa, Mensa level, Minecraft, Movie, night, Smart, smp

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server where only the most intelligent players are allowed to join. If your IQ is not over 115, you might as well go play with some sheep because you won’t be able to handle the brainpower required for this server.

Join us for epic battles of wits and strategy as we navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with riddles and puzzles that only the smartest players can solve. Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a supercomputer in disguise, so you better bring your A-game if you want to impress them.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of players who have unlocked the mysteries of the universe through their Minecraft skills. They say that if you can beat them in a game of chess, you will be granted access to their hidden vault of rare diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and rise to the top of the leaderboard, then come join us on this mind-bending Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to have your mind blown – literally.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Towns Built:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyRoomie’s 6am Airport Ride Minecraft Server

6AM, Airport, airport pickup, CraftyRoomies, day off, Early, exchange, Favor, Food, INCONVENIENCE, Minecraft, offer, overthinking, Plans, Poor, Ride, roommate, Server, sleep schedule, Sunday, trap, Uber, Upset, weekend

Are you tired of unreliable roommates asking you for favors at ungodly hours? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ask you to drive us to the airport at 6 in the morning! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur. Plus, we have virtual snacks for everyone who joins, because who needs real-life favors when you have pixelated treats? Come join us and leave the early morning airport runs behind!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	351
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	749

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Mum’s the Word Minecraft

AITAH, Boundaries, Boyfriend, co parenting, Communication, Correction, dad, DAUGHTER, disagreement, ex, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, Marriage, Minecraft, mum, Mums, parenting, relationships, step parent, titles, Word

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a chance to witness the epic battle of the exes unfold in real-time.

Picture this: a 5-year-old caught in the middle of a naming war between her dad’s girlfriend and her mom’s boyfriend. Who will she call dad? Who will she call mum? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Watch as the exes duke it out over what titles their significant others should have. Will dad win the title of “dad” or will mum reign supreme? Only time will tell on our server.

So if you’re looking for some family drama, some questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos, join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of craziness?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3789	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	29
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

WackyWankSpot Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and crazy as your wildest wank story? Look no further! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Join us for the chance to show off your wanking skills in a whole new way – by building the most outrageous wank shack the world has ever seen! Trust us, you won’t find a more wank-tastic server anywhere else. Join now and let the wanking adventures begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BlockyDestiny: One Block Can Change Everything

BLOCK, BlockyDestiny, butterfly effect, CHANGE, Choices, consequences, Decision making, decision making process, hindsight, Impact, life changing, life lessons, Path, personal growth, pivotal moment, Reflection, ripple effect, Self Discovery, significant change, small decision, transformative experience, turning point, unexpected outcomes

Remember that time you decided to join a Minecraft server just for fun? Well, little did you know that this server was actually a portal to a whole new dimension of craziness and epic adventures!

Once you stepped foot into this virtual world, you were greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who led you on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny. Along the way, you encountered talking creepers, dancing pigs, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who just wanted to join in on the fun.

But the real game-changer was when you stumbled upon a hidden village filled with quirky villagers who taught you the ancient art of llama whispering. With your newfound skills, you were able to ride into battle on the backs of your trusty llama steeds, conquering dungeons and slaying bosses with ease.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn your world upside down (literally, thanks to the gravity-defying llamas), then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for a journey like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

StarlinkCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, Conflict, Defense, downed drone, Espionage, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, news report, Russian, Satellite Internet, Satellite technology, SECURITY, Server, Shahed drone, Space, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

so like, ukraine was just minding its own business when BAM! they find a freakin’ starlink on a downed russian shahed drone, like what even is happening?! join our minecraft server and maybe you’ll stumble upon some out-of-this-world discoveries too! who knows, maybe you’ll find elon musk’s secret stash of diamond blocks or uncover ancient alien ruins buried deep underground. the possibilities are endless, just like the craziness on this server. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the wackiness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magic Items Found:	3167	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

HezCraft HQ: Hassan Blown Away

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Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Hassan Nasrallah got targeted in a massive airstrike just to try and stop the fun? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! We got explosions bigger than TNT, battles fiercer than a horde of creepers, and alliances tighter than a diamond pickaxe. Join now and be part of the chaos that even Hezbollah can’t handle! Let’s show ’em who’s boss in this blocky world!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Up Up and Awaaayyy! Anarchy SMP with No Map Resets 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anarchy, Anticheat, Awaaayyy, Chicago, Currency, Discord, econo-shit plugins, Factions, Griefing, laid back, Map, Minecraft, Phantom, player freedom, player head, PvP, quality of life, Resets, server performance, smp, Survival, Usa, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

Straight Up <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/frozensmp-4/">Minecraft Server</a>

Server IP: Play.StraightUpMinecraft.Com

Located in Chicago, USA

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.

Features	Description
[🧨] PvP and Griefing	Permitted. No land claims or land protection.
[💻] Stable Server Performance
[🌎] No World Resets	Ever. Players can build without fear of a reset.
[🍪] Quality of Life Changes	Kill players to obtain their head, eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
[‼️] Anticheat	Unobtrusive but effective to maintain fair play.
[🚫] No Teleporting or Economy	No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. Just pure survival Minecraft.

FAQ

1. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.

2. Are there any land protection plugins?

No, there are no land claims or land protection plugins. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.

3. Can I obtain other players’ heads?

Yes, you can kill players to obtain their heads as a unique item.

4. Are world resets a regular occurrence?

No, there are no world resets on the server. Players can build with the assurance that their creations will not be lost.

5. Is there a currency or economy system on the server?

No, there are no currency, factions, or economy plugins on the server. It is pure survival Minecraft.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Astral Projections Made:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Yukiko’s Strange Journey Minecraft Server

Atlus, Character, confusion, fan theories, game development, Gaming, Journey, Minecraft, Mystery, Persona, puzzling choices, question.., remake, remake characters, remake decisions, role-playing game, RPG, Server, Shin Megami Tensei, speculation, strange, strange journey remake, video game, Yukiko, Yukikos

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where yukiko from the strange journey remake is a regular player, building epic structures and battling creepers like a pro.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours on our wacky and wild Minecraft server.

So why wait? Come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Anime Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Minecraft SMP

adaptation, Adventure, Anime, anime adaptation, anime adaptation concept, anime concept, anime crossover, anime fanfiction, anime fantasy, anime ideas, anime mashup, anime remake, Anime Series, anime version, Charlie, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Chocolate, FACTORY, FANTASY, imagination, Minecraft, smp, WHIMSICAL

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chocolate flows like rivers and the Oompa Loompas are actually creepers in disguise! Join us for a wacky adventure through a world filled with candy mountains, gumdrop forests, and golden ticket giveaways that lead to secret treasure troves.

But beware, Willy Wonka isn’t the only one running the show here. Rumor has it that the anime version of Charlie Bucket is a master builder who can create entire cities out of chocolate blocks. And don’t even get us started on Violet Beauregarde – she’s been known to turn into a giant blueberry and roll around crushing unsuspecting players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as sweet as a snozzberry and as crazy as a golden goose, come join us for a truly magical experience. Just be sure to watch out for the Everlasting Gobstopper – it’s been known to explode in your face if you’re not careful!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SausageFreeZone

Apology, Communication, Conflict, Cooking, EMBARRASSMENT, Food, friendship, gagging, humor, italian sausages, JOKE, Lesbian, Lgbt, misunderstanding, relationships, roommate, rudeness, SAUSAGE, SausageFreeZone, tolerance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sausages are cooked with love and laughter! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with gray steamed sausages and exaggerated gagging noises. Our community is full of surprises, just like the unexpected reactions to cooking methods.

Imagine a world where turning down the heat on someone’s sausages is a crime punishable by laughter and playful banter. Our server is a place where you can joke about sausages and still come out with a smile on your face. Who knew cooking Italian sausages could lead to such hilarious moments?

So come on over and join us for a sausage-filled extravaganza. Whether you’re a seasoned chef or just learning to cook, there’s always room for more laughs and good times on our server. Who knows, you might even discover a new love for gray sausages and over-the-top reactions. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LuvNotInfatuation – Minecraft SMP

Affection, Commitment, deep connection, devotion, emotional attachment, emotions, feelings, genuine love, infatuation, lasting love, long term love, love, LuvNotInfatuation, Minecraft, Passion, relationships, romantic love, romantic relationship, Signs Of Love, smp, soulmate, true feelings., true love

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want a good laugh and some crazy shenanigans!

Join us if you want to witness the epic love story between a player and their pet chicken, who they swear is their soulmate. Watch as they build a cozy little love nest together and defend it from any creepers who dare to get in the way of their romance.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the sheep in the server. Why, you ask? Because they believe the sheep are secretly plotting to take over the world and turn it into one giant wool factory. Will they succeed in their quest to rid the server of all sheep? Only time will tell.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, love, and ludicrous adventures, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of blocks and pixels.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyConspiracies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy theories in Minecraft! Join us as we dig deep into the mystery of why creepers explode, who really controls the Ender Dragon, and why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. But be warned, once you start uncovering the truth, there’s no turning back! So come join us and let’s unravel the secrets of the blocky world together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SoupThrower Minecraft Server

activism, Activists, art, art history, controversy, criminal, criminal charges, environmental activism, environmentalism, famous paintings, Jail, Justice, Minecraft, Oil, protest, protest art, punishment, Server, Soup, SoupThrower, Sunflowers, van Gogh, Vandalism

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we all pretend to be Just Stop Oil activists? Yeah, so get this – we got jailed for throwing soup over Van Gogh’s Sunflowers! Can you believe it? But hey, that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting against oil companies in the most ridiculous ways possible. We’ll have you sneaking around, causing chaos, and maybe even getting arrested for your virtual activism. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden treasures in the process.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s all about the wackiness and the unexpected, then this is the place for you. Come on in and let’s make some trouble together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.