CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin

Agreement, bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyNYC, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, new york, peace talks, Politics, press conference, putin, summit, trump, Ukraine, united nations, world leaders, Zelensky

so, liek, this minecraft server is, liek, the bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz, liek, zelensky and trump are totally playing on it together. they’re, liek, bffs in the game and they’re all, “putin can’t win” and stuff. it’s, liek, a total showdown, bro. u gotta be there to witness the epicness. plus, there’s, liek, a secret underground base where they hide all their diamonds and stuff. it’s, liek, the ultimate treasure hunt, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and craziness, so join now and be part of the action. trust me, it’s gonna be, liek, totally awesome.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BlockyDestiny: One Block Can Change Everything

BLOCK, BlockyDestiny, butterfly effect, CHANGE, Choices, consequences, Decision making, decision making process, hindsight, Impact, life changing, life lessons, Path, personal growth, pivotal moment, Reflection, ripple effect, Self Discovery, significant change, small decision, transformative experience, turning point, unexpected outcomes

Remember that time you decided to join a Minecraft server just for fun? Well, little did you know that this server was actually a portal to a whole new dimension of craziness and epic adventures!

Once you stepped foot into this virtual world, you were greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who led you on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny. Along the way, you encountered talking creepers, dancing pigs, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who just wanted to join in on the fun.

But the real game-changer was when you stumbled upon a hidden village filled with quirky villagers who taught you the ancient art of llama whispering. With your newfound skills, you were able to ride into battle on the backs of your trusty llama steeds, conquering dungeons and slaying bosses with ease.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn your world upside down (literally, thanks to the gravity-defying llamas), then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for a journey like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

StarlinkCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, Conflict, Defense, downed drone, Espionage, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, news report, Russian, Satellite Internet, Satellite technology, SECURITY, Server, Shahed drone, Space, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

so like, ukraine was just minding its own business when BAM! they find a freakin’ starlink on a downed russian shahed drone, like what even is happening?! join our minecraft server and maybe you’ll stumble upon some out-of-this-world discoveries too! who knows, maybe you’ll find elon musk’s secret stash of diamond blocks or uncover ancient alien ruins buried deep underground. the possibilities are endless, just like the craziness on this server. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the wackiness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	41	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

HezCraft HQ: Hassan Blown Away

assassination attempt, BLOWN, Conflict, extremism, Hassan, Hassan Nasrallah, headquarters, hezbollah, HezCraft, leader, lebanon, massive airstrike, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, political violence, regional instability, RETALIATION, security threat, Targeted, Terrorism, violence, War

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Hassan Nasrallah got targeted in a massive airstrike just to try and stop the fun? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! We got explosions bigger than TNT, battles fiercer than a horde of creepers, and alliances tighter than a diamond pickaxe. Join now and be part of the chaos that even Hezbollah can’t handle! Let’s show ’em who’s boss in this blocky world!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Emeralds Found:	7575	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Up Up and Awaaayyy! Anarchy SMP with No Map Resets 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anarchy, Anticheat, Awaaayyy, Chicago, Currency, Discord, econo-shit plugins, Factions, Griefing, laid back, Map, Minecraft, Phantom, player freedom, player head, PvP, quality of life, Resets, server performance, smp, Survival, Usa, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

Straight Up <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/oldest-minecraft-myths/">Minecraft Server</a>

Server IP: Play.StraightUpMinecraft.Com

Located in Chicago, USA

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.

Features	Description
[🧨] PvP and Griefing	Permitted. No land claims or land protection.
[💻] Stable Server Performance
[🌎] No World Resets	Ever. Players can build without fear of a reset.
[🍪] Quality of Life Changes	Kill players to obtain their head, eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
[‼️] Anticheat	Unobtrusive but effective to maintain fair play.
[🚫] No Teleporting or Economy	No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. Just pure survival Minecraft.

FAQ

1. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.

2. Are there any land protection plugins?

No, there are no land claims or land protection plugins. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.

3. Can I obtain other players’ heads?

Yes, you can kill players to obtain their heads as a unique item.

4. Are world resets a regular occurrence?

No, there are no world resets on the server. Players can build with the assurance that their creations will not be lost.

5. Is there a currency or economy system on the server?

No, there are no currency, factions, or economy plugins on the server. It is pure survival Minecraft.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Emeralds Found:	3923
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Yukiko’s Strange Journey Minecraft Server

Atlus, Character, confusion, fan theories, game development, Gaming, Journey, Minecraft, Mystery, Persona, puzzling choices, question.., remake, remake characters, remake decisions, role-playing game, RPG, Server, Shin Megami Tensei, speculation, strange, strange journey remake, video game, Yukiko, Yukikos

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where yukiko from the strange journey remake is a regular player, building epic structures and battling creepers like a pro.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours on our wacky and wild Minecraft server.

So why wait? Come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Anime Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Minecraft SMP

adaptation, Adventure, Anime, anime adaptation, anime adaptation concept, anime concept, anime crossover, anime fanfiction, anime fantasy, anime ideas, anime mashup, anime remake, Anime Series, anime version, Charlie, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Chocolate, FACTORY, FANTASY, imagination, Minecraft, smp, WHIMSICAL

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chocolate flows like rivers and the Oompa Loompas are actually creepers in disguise! Join us for a wacky adventure through a world filled with candy mountains, gumdrop forests, and golden ticket giveaways that lead to secret treasure troves.

But beware, Willy Wonka isn’t the only one running the show here. Rumor has it that the anime version of Charlie Bucket is a master builder who can create entire cities out of chocolate blocks. And don’t even get us started on Violet Beauregarde – she’s been known to turn into a giant blueberry and roll around crushing unsuspecting players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as sweet as a snozzberry and as crazy as a golden goose, come join us for a truly magical experience. Just be sure to watch out for the Everlasting Gobstopper – it’s been known to explode in your face if you’re not careful!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SausageFreeZone

Apology, Communication, Conflict, Cooking, EMBARRASSMENT, Food, friendship, gagging, humor, italian sausages, JOKE, Lesbian, Lgbt, misunderstanding, relationships, roommate, rudeness, SAUSAGE, SausageFreeZone, tolerance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sausages are cooked with love and laughter! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with gray steamed sausages and exaggerated gagging noises. Our community is full of surprises, just like the unexpected reactions to cooking methods.

Imagine a world where turning down the heat on someone’s sausages is a crime punishable by laughter and playful banter. Our server is a place where you can joke about sausages and still come out with a smile on your face. Who knew cooking Italian sausages could lead to such hilarious moments?

So come on over and join us for a sausage-filled extravaganza. Whether you’re a seasoned chef or just learning to cook, there’s always room for more laughs and good times on our server. Who knows, you might even discover a new love for gray sausages and over-the-top reactions. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

LuvNotInfatuation – Minecraft SMP

Affection, Commitment, deep connection, devotion, emotional attachment, emotions, feelings, genuine love, infatuation, lasting love, long term love, love, LuvNotInfatuation, Minecraft, Passion, relationships, romantic love, romantic relationship, Signs Of Love, smp, soulmate, true feelings., true love

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want a good laugh and some crazy shenanigans!

Join us if you want to witness the epic love story between a player and their pet chicken, who they swear is their soulmate. Watch as they build a cozy little love nest together and defend it from any creepers who dare to get in the way of their romance.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the sheep in the server. Why, you ask? Because they believe the sheep are secretly plotting to take over the world and turn it into one giant wool factory. Will they succeed in their quest to rid the server of all sheep? Only time will tell.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, love, and ludicrous adventures, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of blocks and pixels.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyConspiracies

9/11 inside job, alternative facts, area 51, BELIEF, chemtrails, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyConspiracies, deep state, false flag, government cover-up, hidden agenda., illuminati, JFK assassination cover-up, mind control, moon landing hoax, new world order, paranormal activity, reptilian overlords, secret society, truth seeker, ufo sightings

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy theories in Minecraft! Join us as we dig deep into the mystery of why creepers explode, who really controls the Ender Dragon, and why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. But be warned, once you start uncovering the truth, there’s no turning back! So come join us and let’s unravel the secrets of the blocky world together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SoupThrower Minecraft Server

activism, Activists, art, art history, controversy, criminal, criminal charges, environmental activism, environmentalism, famous paintings, Jail, Justice, Minecraft, Oil, protest, protest art, punishment, Server, Soup, SoupThrower, Sunflowers, van Gogh, Vandalism

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we all pretend to be Just Stop Oil activists? Yeah, so get this – we got jailed for throwing soup over Van Gogh’s Sunflowers! Can you believe it? But hey, that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting against oil companies in the most ridiculous ways possible. We’ll have you sneaking around, causing chaos, and maybe even getting arrested for your virtual activism. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden treasures in the process.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s all about the wackiness and the unexpected, then this is the place for you. Come on in and let’s make some trouble together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

GazaCraft: AidWorkerDown

aid worker, AidWorkerDown, breaking news, Charity, Conflict, crime, Crisis, family, gaza, GazaCraft, gunmen, humanitarian, International, investigation, kill, MIDDLE EAST, murder, News, shoot, Tragedy, tragedy in Gaza, violence

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting shot is arrows at creepers! we promise no gunmen here, only friendly players ready to build and explore together. plus, our charity events are so lit, you’ll feel like you’re saving the world one block at a time. bring your family along for the ride and watch as they become minecraft masters in no time. join now for a killer time, but not literally, we don’t mess with that stuff here.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Lootbox Madness: Gamble or Shop?

addiction, compulsive behavior, excessive spending, gamble, gambling, intervention, lootbox, lootbox addiction, lootbox counseling, lootbox help, lootbox intervention, lootbox problem, lootbox recovery, lootbox spending, lootbox support, lootbox therapy, Lootboxes, madness, mental health, problem gambling, problem shopping, Shop, shopping, Therapy

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got lootboxes that will make u question ur life choices!!! spend all ur money on virtual items that u dont even need!!! u might end up in debt but at least u will have a sick diamond sword!!! join now and see if u have a shopping problem or a gambling problem!!! either way, u will have a blast on our server!!! come on, what are u waiting for??? dive into the virtual world of questionable financial decisions!!!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Towns Built:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Vanilla Java 1.21: Where Ordinary Meets Hermitcraft-like, with a Side of Fabric and Whitelist

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, city, Community Focused, Community Projects, cozy cottage, Crafting, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, Events, Exploration, Fabric, Grief Protection, Hermitcraftlike, java, Map, meets, Nether, ordinary, Player Base, PVP Event, redstone engineer, Side, Simple VoiceChat, Vanilla, Whitelist

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Minecraft Version	Java 1.21
Whitelisted	Yes

Our Server Features

Version: 1.21 – Always up to date with the latest features and updates!
Community-Focused: Small, friendly group of players building, adventuring, and working on projects together.
Grief Protection: Measures in place to protect builds from griefers.

Mods

– BlueMap

– AudioPlayer

– Simple VoiceChat

– Dragon Elytra Drops

Why Join Us?

Active and Diverse Players: Like-minded individuals who are active and respectful.
Whitelisted server to ensure a high-quality community.
Events: Participate in server-wide events such as PVP event, build contests, and community projects.

How to Join

Join us on DISCORD

We can’t wait to see what amazing creations you bring to the server!

Happy crafting!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, the server is vanilla with some quality of life mods.
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided.
Are there griefers on the server?	We have measures in place to protect builds from griefing.
What kind of events do you have?	We host PVP events, build contests, and community projects.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Van Gogh’s Souped Minecraft Server

Art Conservation, art history, Art Reproductions, artistic interpretation, climate change, conservation efforts, environmental activism, Environmental awareness, famous artists, Fossil Fuels, Goghs, Impressionist Art, Just Stop Oil, Minecraft, OIL INDUSTRY, renewable energy, Server, Souped, Souped Again, Stop Oil Pollution, sustainable practices, van, Van Gogh Paintings, Vincent Van Gogh, youtube video

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and witness the madness of Van Gogh paintings coming to life and causing chaos in the virtual world.

Our server is so wild that even the oil paintings are trying to escape their canvas prisons! Who knew that Minecraft could be so avant-garde? Join us for a truly surreal experience that will leave you questioning reality.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky adventure. Join now and help us stop the madness of Van Gogh paintings souping around the server! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

The Brit Minecraft SMP

Asian heritage, bamboo, Brit, British economy, British politics, budget planning, chancellor, conservative party, economic policy, edish, environmental initiatives, Finance minister, financial management, fiscal responsibility, government spending, green technology, Minecraft, political leadership, renewable resources, rishi sunak, smp, Sustainable development, UK Government

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Rishi Sunak and bamboo dishes collide in a hilarious and chaotic adventure.

Picture this: Rishi Sunak, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, has decided to take a break from politics and dive headfirst into the world of Minecraft. But here’s the twist – he’s obsessed with bamboo dishes! Yes, you heard that right. Rishi Sunak is on a mission to collect as many bamboo dishes as possible, and he needs your help to do it.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the rarest and most outrageous bamboo dishes in the land. Encounter wacky characters, solve mind-bending puzzles, and battle fearsome mobs as you race against time to fulfill Rishi Sunak’s bamboo dish obsession.

But beware, the server is also home to a mischievous group of pandas who are determined to steal Rishi Sunak’s precious bamboo dishes. Will you be able to outsmart the pandas and secure the ultimate collection of bamboo dishes for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness of Rishi Sunak x bamboo edish like never before!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.