lol come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell dad jokes.
why join? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. they ate one and suddenly they could fly like a chicken on steroids. true story bro.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with skeletons as the DJs? yeah, it’s lit.
so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself. who needs trump when you have minecraft amirite?
– World Size: 200km x 200km (124 miles)
– Adult Staff: No teen drama here!
– Fun Dungeons: Extra challenges for those who want more.
– Town Life: Join a lively towny community.
– Transport: Huge rail and road network.
– Feedback Friendly: Your ideas matter!
– Spawn Area: A bit basic, but that’s okay.
– Ghasts: Fast and friendly!
– Community: Super welcoming!
### Server Features
– Lock It Up: Secure chests, frames, doors, and more.
– Coreprotect: Easy fix for any grief.
– Warps: Quick travel to community spots.
– Custom Textures: Special looks for dungeon items.
– Set Homes: Up to 10 places to call home.
– Live Map: Check out the world in style!
