CraftyNotGenius | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being called a genius when you’re really just winging it? Join our Minecraft server and show off your “genius” skills in building the most ridiculous structures imaginable! From upside-down houses to pixel art of your favorite snack, there’s no limit to your creativity here.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous group of ghostly chickens who love to mess with players’ builds. Can you outsmart these spectral fowl and become the true master builder?

Join now and prove once and for all that being a genius is overrated – it’s all about having fun and embracing your inner goofball!

Suzu’s Realm 1.21.3

#Automotive, 1.21.3, besto, CAR, impregnate, impregnation, Isuzu, Isuzu besto, Isuzu impregnation, Isuzu Sento, Isuzu Sento best., Isuzu Sento impregnation, Isuzu sex, Isuzu Sexto, Isuzu Sexto best, Isuzu Sexto impregnation, Japanese car, Realm, Sedan, sex, sexto impregnation, Sexy, Suzus, Vehicle

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dragons Tamed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Secret Passages Found:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Join this server for the ultimate Minecraft experience, where you can impregnate Isuzu Sexto and create a whole new world of baby Minecraft players. It’s like a virtual baby shower, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a Minecraft parent and raise a whole army of blocky babies. It’s a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come on, join Isuzu Sexto and get ready for some total Sexto impregnation!

MommaCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, apology refusal, arguments, avoidance, Boyfriend, carpool, Christmas parade, cold shoulder, Communication, Conflict, family dynamics, float decoration, friendship, girl scouts, group dynamics, ignoring, living situation, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, MommaCraft, Server, step mom

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Animals Bred:	91
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a creeper explosion!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether. Just like the time I tried to carpool with my boyfriend’s niece and ended up in a float decorating disaster! But that’s not all, folks. Prepare yourself for the ultimate showdown between me and my boyfriend’s stepmom. She’s giving me the cold shoulder like a snow golem in a heatwave.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic Christmas parade where tensions run higher than a stack of diamond blocks. Will I ever get an apology? Will the drama ever end? Join our server to find out and experience the chaos for yourself. Trust me, you won’t be able to log off from this rollercoaster of emotions!

HangryCraft

aita, food agreement, food boundaries, food boundaries communication, food budget, food communication, food locking, food privacy, food respect, food security, food sharing, food storage, food theft, food theft prevention, HangryCraft, Hide it away, Missing food, roommate situation, separate food

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5420	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Void Gems Collected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of protecting your precious resources! Just like how this player had to lock up their food to prevent it from being stolen, you can lock up your diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear in our secure vaults!

Join us for a wild adventure where you never have to worry about someone sneaking into your base and stealing your hard-earned loot. Our community is filled with friendly players who respect each other’s belongings, unless of course, you forget to lock up your chests – then all bets are off!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of protecting your valuables like never before. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a secret underground base filled with stolen cookies and coffee creamer – just kidding (or are we?)!

MuskCraft2028: Trump’s Exit Strategy

Corruption, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, exit, federal government, government accountability, government oversight, government transparency, hard drives, Information Security, Musk, MuskCraft2028, political ethics., Politics, presidential term, scandal, security breach, sensitive information, strategy, Technology, trump, Trump administration, Trumps

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Crops Grown:	4271
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2564
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s Twitter feed and more scandalous than a Musk rocket launch? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Trump himself would be shaking in his oversized suit.

Join us as we navigate through a world where Trump is the king of the land, Musk is the wizard pulling all the strings, and the only way to survive is by building the biggest, most beautiful wall (sorry, Mexico not included).

With secret hard-drives hidden throughout the server, you never know what sensitive information you might stumble upon. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Trump’s mysterious hair.

So why wait for 2028 to see Trump leave when you can witness the chaos unfold right now on our server? Join us and let the madness begin!

EliteCraft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, control, Democracy, Diplomacy, EliteCraft, European elite, european union, foreign policy, global politics, Government, influence, international relations, leadership, Manipulation, Minecraft, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, Server, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	842

So, like, u know how Putin is all like, “Trump is gonna make those fancy European peeps behave”? Well, we got a Minecraft server where u can be part of that craziness! Join us and help Trump and Putin keep those snooty elites in check. Build walls, make deals, and show those Europeans who’s boss. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we plan all our world domination schemes. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

TrumpTailsMC

authoritarianism, Diplomacy, DOMINANCE, European politicians, european union, foreign policy, global politics, influence, international relations, Manipulation, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, Submission, trump, Trump administration, TrumpTailsMC, united states, wag their tails, world leaders

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6893
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Potions Brewed:	117	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Void Armor Forged:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a total boss and make european politicians bow down to u? well, u found the right place, cuz on our server, we got putin himself claimin that european politicians will wag their tails for u if u join! yea, u heard that right, u can be the ultimate ruler of the server and have all the power in ur hands. come join us and show those politicians who’s boss!

Bingo’s Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, animated, Australian, Australian culture, Bingo, Bingos, Bluey, cartoon, Characters, children’s show, Dogs, Educational, Entertainment, family, Fun, humor, Minecraft, parenting, Popular, preschool, Siblings, TV series, unrealistic

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE BONKERS THAN A MONKEY ON A POGO STICK? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON THIS SERVER, WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, TALKING DIAMONDS!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! WE’VE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND SING SHOW TUNES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE GIANT CHICKEN THAT RULES OVER THE LAND WITH AN IRON FIST? YEAH, HE’S A REAL TOUGH GUY, BUT DON’T WORRY, HE’S GOT A SOFT SPOT FOR PLAYERS WHO BRING HIM BUCKETS OF KFC.

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND JOIN IN ON THE CRAZINESS! WHO KNOWS WHAT KIND OF WACKY ADVENTURES AWAIT YOU!

GeoquestMC

Earth, Economy, Empire, Factions, Geopolitical, GeoquestMC, Minecraft, Server, Survival, TOWN, Towny

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9815
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Crops Grown:	1066	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

GeoquestMC is a geopolitical towny server where you are free to do what you want. Form a town, rise an empire, and take over Earth!

Join us at geoquestmc.com

geoquestmc.com

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

100, Anarchy, Bases, best map, betray, BROKE, cash prize, Chaotic Admins, Cheats, Connect, Discord, Door, Friend, Ip:, lavacasts, Lawless MC, Pigman, rule, semi anarchy, Streamer, Unpredictable, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay, zombie

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6297
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
ANARCHY BUT NO CHEATS
VANILLA GAMEPLAY BUT CHAOTIC ADMINS
Unpredictable server with old bases and lavacasts
Best map among minecraft servers
$100 cash prize for top streamer

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats on the server?	No, cheats are not allowed on the server.
How do I connect to the server?	Use the IP address: lawlessmc.com
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/2bYvHmQX

Fauna’s Echoes 1.20.4

1.20.4, adaptation, Animal Behavior, Behavior, biology, conservation, Copy, Echoes, Environment, Evolution, Fauna, Faunas, follow, Footsteps, imitate, learning, mimic, Nature, Observation, replicate, study, Traits, wildlife

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

OMG, u gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, totally wild and crazy, just like that time when Fauna tried to ride a pig off a cliff!

I heard this server has like, magical powers or something. Like, you can turn into a unicorn and fly around shooting rainbow lasers at creepers.

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. I heard even the Ender Dragon busts a move on the dance floor!

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking potato named Spud.

So, like, why are you still reading this? Go join the server and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

abusive partner, arseholes, Budget, close friends, cousins, DEBT, Etiquette, family, Fiance, Grandparents, guest list, immediate family, in-laws, Invitations, long-term partners, Minecraft, Partners, Prioritizing, relationships, selfish, Server, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server where family drama doesn’t exist? Well, look no further than our server! We promise not to invite your crazy aunt or your cousin’s new partner who you’ve never even met.

Join us and experience a world where you can build your dream wedding venue without any unwanted guests crashing the party. Our budget-friendly server can accommodate up to 70 players, so you can invite all your immediate family and close friends without breaking the bank.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for not inviting your MIL’s awful partner. In fact, we encourage it! Because who needs toxic people ruining the vibe on your special day?

So come on over and join us for a drama-free wedding celebration like no other. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explosion instead? Let’s build some memories together!

Tax-Hating Billionaires Craft

billionaires, class warfare, Craft, discrimination, double standards, economic disparity, Ethics, Fairness, Government, Hypocrisy, Immigrants, Immigration Policy, INEQUALITY, Justice, Politics, Privilege, Social Issues, social justice, tax evasion, TAXES, TaxHating, wealth gap

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	409	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mines Excavated:	2987	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchantments Applied:	295

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some wild and wacky fun!

Join us and become part of a community that values chaos and craziness above all else. We don’t discriminate against anyone, except for those pesky immigrants who pay taxes – they’re not welcome here! But if you’re a billionaire who doesn’t pay taxes, then you’ll fit right in.

Our server is filled with insane builds, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground lair where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?). So come on over and join the madness – you won’t regret it!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Brussels, Brussels response, CraftyBlock, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, EU, EU response, european union, firm, global economy, international trade, Minecraft, political tensions, response, Retaliatory measures, Server, Tariffs, threatened, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Buildings Constructed:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Potions Brewed:	105

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, if you wanna have a blast and build some epic stuff, then this is the place to be, bro!

we got dragons flying around, like, breathing fire and stuff, and, like, you can ride them into battle against evil creepers and zombies. it’s, like, totally epic!

plus, we have this secret hidden treasure that, like, only the bravest players can find. it’s, like, filled with diamonds and emeralds and all that shiny stuff.

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant lava pit where you can, like, challenge other players to duels? it’s, like, so intense, bro!

so, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever and have the time of your life, then, like, come join us now! you won’t regret it, i promise!

BlockyBoozeBan: No USA Drinks Allowed!

alcohol ban, alcohol consumption, alcohol control, alcohol import, alcohol policy, alcohol purchase, alcohol regulation, alcohol restriction, alcohol sales, Allowed, BlockyBoozeBan, Canadian provinces, cross-border trade, drinks, government decision, international relations, North American trade, ontario, provincial ban, provincial law, public health, québec, Usa, USA alcohol

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Enchantments Applied:	224	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Animals Bred:	114
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where we ban all USA alcohol just like Québec and Ontario!! y not come build ur own virtual bar and serve only canadian drinks like maple syrup shots and poutine cocktails 😂🍁🍻

we got crazy events like a moose racing competition where u gotta ride ur moose through obstacle courses and avoid getting hit by flying beavers 🦫🦌

if u join now, u get a free pet polar bear to ride around on and show off to ur friends 🐻🏔️

so come on over to our server and let’s have a poutine party like never before!! 🎉🍟🇨🇦 #sorrynotsorry #eh?

Broomstix

bartering, Broomstix, Economy, Harddifficulty, Landclaiming, PvP, Pvparena, smp, Teleportation, TutorialWarps, VotingRanks

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	160	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running on Minecraft version 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Teleport mobs with a lead
Free fly in overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in overworld
In-game messaging, homes, player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, tutorial warps

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Is this server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft?

Yes, this server has cross-play support for both Java and Bedrock editions, and no Java account is required.

2. Are there any custom features on this server?

Yes, there are custom enchantments, the ability to teleport mobs with leads, and a bartering economy system.

3. Is griefing allowed on this server?

No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

4. Are there any special events or features on the server?

Yes, there is free fly in the overworld on Sundays, a main PvP arena with keep inventory, and random teleportation in the overworld.