CraftyNotGenius | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Tax-Hating Billionaires Craft

billionaires, class warfare, Craft, discrimination, double standards, economic disparity, Ethics, Fairness, Government, Hypocrisy, Immigrants, Immigration Policy, INEQUALITY, Justice, Politics, Privilege, Social Issues, social justice, tax evasion, TAXES, TaxHating, wealth gap

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Enchantments Applied:	248
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
New Chunks Explored:	217030	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some wild and wacky fun!

Join us and become part of a community that values chaos and craziness above all else. We don’t discriminate against anyone, except for those pesky immigrants who pay taxes – they’re not welcome here! But if you’re a billionaire who doesn’t pay taxes, then you’ll fit right in.

Our server is filled with insane builds, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground lair where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?). So come on over and join the madness – you won’t regret it!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Brussels, Brussels response, CraftyBlock, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, EU, EU response, european union, firm, global economy, international trade, Minecraft, political tensions, response, Retaliatory measures, Server, Tariffs, threatened, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	233	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, if you wanna have a blast and build some epic stuff, then this is the place to be, bro!

we got dragons flying around, like, breathing fire and stuff, and, like, you can ride them into battle against evil creepers and zombies. it’s, like, totally epic!

plus, we have this secret hidden treasure that, like, only the bravest players can find. it’s, like, filled with diamonds and emeralds and all that shiny stuff.

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant lava pit where you can, like, challenge other players to duels? it’s, like, so intense, bro!

so, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever and have the time of your life, then, like, come join us now! you won’t regret it, i promise!

BlockyBoozeBan: No USA Drinks Allowed!

alcohol ban, alcohol consumption, alcohol control, alcohol import, alcohol policy, alcohol purchase, alcohol regulation, alcohol restriction, alcohol sales, Allowed, BlockyBoozeBan, Canadian provinces, cross-border trade, drinks, government decision, international relations, North American trade, ontario, provincial ban, provincial law, public health, québec, Usa, USA alcohol

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ores Mined:	6604	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where we ban all USA alcohol just like Québec and Ontario!! y not come build ur own virtual bar and serve only canadian drinks like maple syrup shots and poutine cocktails 😂🍁🍻

we got crazy events like a moose racing competition where u gotta ride ur moose through obstacle courses and avoid getting hit by flying beavers 🦫🦌

if u join now, u get a free pet polar bear to ride around on and show off to ur friends 🐻🏔️

so come on over to our server and let’s have a poutine party like never before!! 🎉🍟🇨🇦 #sorrynotsorry #eh?

Broomstix

bartering, Broomstix, Economy, Harddifficulty, Landclaiming, PvP, Pvparena, smp, Teleportation, TutorialWarps, VotingRanks

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8026
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	812	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Farms Harvested:	416	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running on Minecraft version 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Teleport mobs with a lead
Free fly in overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in overworld
In-game messaging, homes, player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, tutorial warps

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Is this server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft?

Yes, this server has cross-play support for both Java and Bedrock editions, and no Java account is required.

2. Are there any custom features on this server?

Yes, there are custom enchantments, the ability to teleport mobs with leads, and a bartering economy system.

3. Is griefing allowed on this server?

No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

4. Are there any special events or features on the server?

Yes, there is free fly in the overworld on Sundays, a main PvP arena with keep inventory, and random teleportation in the overworld.

Mystic Zen Realms 1.21

asian women, biological imperatives, coping mechanisms, cultural influences, emotional distress, identity crisis, mental breakdown, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, mystic, Obsession, Psychosis, Realms, self reflection, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigma, support systems, Therapy, Trauma, zen

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	9714	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Runes Activated:	1

Yo, bro, if you wanna escape the clutches of Asian women and your crazy biological urges, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated blocks that will distract you from those temptations and keep you sane, man.

Plus, who needs real women when you can build your dream house in Minecraft and live your best blocky life?

Join us and say goodbye to those Asian women driving you crazy, one block at a time!

SleepCraftersGuild

Argument, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Empathy, flexibility, Focus, mental health, mood, partner, Priorities, quality time, relationship, Respect, Routine, sleep deprivation, sleep schedule, SleepCraftersGuild, Understanding, work

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8689	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of sleep schedules and respecting boundaries! Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world without any partner drama like sleeping on the couch.

Our server is perfect for those who value their mental health and need a good night’s sleep to conquer the blocky world. No more arguments over bedtime or Netflix episodes – here, you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring to your heart’s content.

So why join our server? Because we won’t judge you for sticking to your sleep schedule or prioritizing your well-being. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any passive-aggressive partners who pout over missed TV time.

Come join us and build your own paradise, where sleep is sacred and drama is left at the door. Who needs a partner who sleeps on the couch when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers who understand the importance of a good night’s rest? Let’s craft and chill, without any bedtime battles in sight!

PixelPecsMC

beauty standards, body acceptance, body confidence, body image, body positivity, body positivity journey, body positivity movement, body pride, Confidence, physical appearance, PixelPecsMC, self appreciation, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-perception, self-validation

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t appreciate your fabulous body features? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all things unique and quirky about you! Whether you have a nose that can smell diamonds from miles away or a butt that can break blocks with a single clap, we want you on our team! Join now for a chance to show off your one-of-a-kind body feature and dominate the competition in the most hilarious way possible!

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., elections, Electoral Process, failed plan, foreign policy, government response, International intervention, international relations, Minecraft, negotiation tactics, peace negotiations, peace talks, political stalemate, political strategy, Server, Truce, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, US

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2

join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and the US are battling it out for control of the virtual world! build ur own fortress and defend it from crazy american players trying to take over. but watch out, because ukraine is always lurking in the shadows, ready to strike at any moment. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and lots of explosions. trust us, this server is a “failed plan” for boredom.

CraftyCanucks: No Tariff Takedown

aluminum, Canada, CraftyCanucks, Dispute, donald trump, Economy, Exports, Imports, international relations, justin trudeau, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, RETALIATION, Steel, takedown, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, Trump tariffs, united states

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Mines Excavated:	4335	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

so, like, this server is like the ultimate escape from real life drama, you know? like, imagine if trump tried to mess with canada, and canada was just like, “nah bro, we ain’t gonna back down!” that’s the kind of energy you’ll find on this server, except instead of trade wars, we’re battling it out in epic minecraft battles.

join us and be part of the resistance against boring servers! we’ve got crazy build battles, intense pvp matches, and even a secret underground base where we plot our next moves against the evil forces of boredom.

plus, we’ve got the best community ever. like, seriously, these guys are so cool, you’ll feel like you’ve known them forever. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s show the world that we will not back down!

TrippyCraft: Beyond Death

anxiety, anxiety reduction, continuity, coping mechanisms, death, End of life concerns, existential fears, fear, fear of death, Legacy, Legacy beliefs, mental health, Mind-altering drugs, psychedelic experiences, psychedelics, psychoactive substances, Spiritual beliefs, spiritual experiences, substance use, Transcendence, TrippyCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	1958

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our wacky Minecraft server where you can escape death anxiety by tripping on psychedelic substances! We ain’t doctors, but we guarantee you’ll feel like a fearless warrior ready to take on any creeper that comes your way.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you start seeing unicorns and rainbows everywhere. That’s the magic of our server, baby! Forget about your worries and enter a world where death is just a silly little thing that can’t touch you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and transcend death like a boss. Who needs spiritual beliefs when you’ve got a pickaxe and a bunch of shrooms, am I right? Let’s make a legacy together, one block at a time. Peace out!

MysticNet.works

bedrock, bookbag system, chorus fruit, combat tagging, Community, crazy mods, Creative, Crossplay Compatible, Factions, java, KitPvP, Minecraft, MysticNet.works, og, Op items, pay to win, Plotworld, Progressable Skills, quality of life, Respawnable Ender Dragon, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Unique Banking System

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Magic Items Found:	4074	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Overview:

Features	OG Factions server
	Not Pay-to-Win
	No OP items
	No Crazy Mods

Main features:

IP: MysticNet.works

Other Gamemodes:

KitPVP
Creative (Plotworld)
SMP (Survival)

Server Owner: Sell_ox

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server Pay-to-Win?	No, the server is not Pay-to-Win.
Are there OP items on the server?	No, there are no OP items on the server.
Is there lag on the server?	No, the server is super optimized and there is no lag.
How can I contact the server owner?	You can contact Sell_ox on Discord.

Legitimate Homosexual Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime characters, anime couple, attraction, Boundaries, comedy, Desires, FANTASY, FAT ASS, homosexual, Legitimate, love, Quest, relationship, Rikka, romance, self-control, Sexuality, slap, temptation, Turned On, Yuuta

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	New Chunks Explored:	629257
Animals Bred:	191	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Ores Mined:	1510	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Potions Brewed:	85

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of confusion and chaos! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.

You’ll be questioning reality more than ever before as you navigate through our wacky world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the answer to life’s greatest mysteries, like whether Yuuta is actually gay or just really good at controlling his urges around Rikka’s thicc booty.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your Minecraft character’s too)!

Dreamy Pixel Land

#classified information, #intelligence agency, activated, amalee, black ops, clandestine operation, code name, covert mission, dreamy, Espionage, KAWB, Land, mission accomplished, nice going, operation life boat, PIXEL, secret operation, sleeper agent, spy thriller, Stealthy, top secret, undercover, Vshokeks

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Animals Bred:	117
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Operation “Life Boat” is in full swing, with KAWB and Vshokeks leading the charge. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane challenges, and non-stop fun. Don’t miss out on the madness – join now and be a part of the chaos!

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

aita, baby on the way, co-signing, DivorceCraft, Divorced, family dynamics, fiancée, financial responsibility, Future, Girlfriend, Guilt, heavy drinker, loan, Minecraft, Moving in, parents, personal boundaries, selling house, Server, tugging at my heart, UNCOMFORTABLE, Utilities

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Love Letters Sent:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We won’t guilt trip you like your dad, we promise!

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun. Build your dream house without worrying about co-signing loans with anyone – unless you want to build a pixelated mansion with your in-game buddies!

Escape the real world drama and dive into the virtual world of our Minecraft server. Who needs a co-signer when you have a diamond sword to slay virtual dragons? Join now and leave the real-life guilt trips behind!

ExBlockerCraft

Boundaries, Breakup, Coldhearted, Communication, Effort, Emotional support, ex boyfriend, ExBlockerCraft, family, GRIEVING, grown ass man, mother passed away, moving on, people pleasing, personal space, relationship, self-care, self-preservation, Siblings, Support

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	2266
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from ex-boyfriends who can’t take a hint? Look no further!

Join our server for a chance to build your own virtual fortress and protect yourself from emotional vampires like never before. No more awkward phone calls or guilt trips, just pure unadulterated fun!

And hey, if you ever need to vent about your ex’s drama, our community is here to listen and support you. Just remember, in our world, you’re the boss and you call the shots.

So come on, join us and leave your ex-boyfriend’s emotional baggage behind. Because in this Minecraft server, the only grief you’ll experience is from losing your diamond pickaxe!

Players:	100/700	Votes:	3861
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Mines Excavated:	4411	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Star Shards Collected:	75
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Towns Built:	7