CraftyNotGenius | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Love Letters Sent:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Villages Defended:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being called a genius when you’re really just winging it? Join our Minecraft server and show off your “genius” skills in building the most ridiculous structures imaginable! From upside-down houses to pixel art of your favorite snack, there’s no limit to your creativity here.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous group of ghostly chickens who love to mess with players’ builds. Can you outsmart these spectral fowl and become the true master builder?

Join now and prove once and for all that being a genius is overrated – it’s all about having fun and embracing your inner goofball!

Mystic Zen Realms 1.21

asian women, biological imperatives, coping mechanisms, cultural influences, emotional distress, identity crisis, mental breakdown, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, mystic, Obsession, Psychosis, Realms, self reflection, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigma, support systems, Therapy, Trauma, zen

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, if you wanna escape the clutches of Asian women and your crazy biological urges, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated blocks that will distract you from those temptations and keep you sane, man.

Plus, who needs real women when you can build your dream house in Minecraft and live your best blocky life?

Join us and say goodbye to those Asian women driving you crazy, one block at a time!

SleepCraftersGuild

Argument, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Empathy, flexibility, Focus, mental health, mood, partner, Priorities, quality time, relationship, Respect, Routine, sleep deprivation, sleep schedule, SleepCraftersGuild, Understanding, work

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	9982

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of sleep schedules and respecting boundaries! Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world without any partner drama like sleeping on the couch.

Our server is perfect for those who value their mental health and need a good night’s sleep to conquer the blocky world. No more arguments over bedtime or Netflix episodes – here, you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring to your heart’s content.

So why join our server? Because we won’t judge you for sticking to your sleep schedule or prioritizing your well-being. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any passive-aggressive partners who pout over missed TV time.

Come join us and build your own paradise, where sleep is sacred and drama is left at the door. Who needs a partner who sleeps on the couch when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers who understand the importance of a good night’s rest? Let’s craft and chill, without any bedtime battles in sight!

PixelPecsMC

beauty standards, body acceptance, body confidence, body image, body positivity, body positivity journey, body positivity movement, body pride, Confidence, physical appearance, PixelPecsMC, self appreciation, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-perception, self-validation

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Void Armor Forged:	13	Magic Items Found:	2897
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t appreciate your fabulous body features? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all things unique and quirky about you! Whether you have a nose that can smell diamonds from miles away or a butt that can break blocks with a single clap, we want you on our team! Join now for a chance to show off your one-of-a-kind body feature and dominate the competition in the most hilarious way possible!

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., elections, Electoral Process, failed plan, foreign policy, government response, International intervention, international relations, Minecraft, negotiation tactics, peace negotiations, peace talks, political stalemate, political strategy, Server, Truce, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, US

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Votes:	467	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and the US are battling it out for control of the virtual world! build ur own fortress and defend it from crazy american players trying to take over. but watch out, because ukraine is always lurking in the shadows, ready to strike at any moment. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and lots of explosions. trust us, this server is a “failed plan” for boredom.

CraftyCanucks: No Tariff Takedown

aluminum, Canada, CraftyCanucks, Dispute, donald trump, Economy, Exports, Imports, international relations, justin trudeau, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, RETALIATION, Steel, takedown, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, Trump tariffs, united states

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

so, like, this server is like the ultimate escape from real life drama, you know? like, imagine if trump tried to mess with canada, and canada was just like, “nah bro, we ain’t gonna back down!” that’s the kind of energy you’ll find on this server, except instead of trade wars, we’re battling it out in epic minecraft battles.

join us and be part of the resistance against boring servers! we’ve got crazy build battles, intense pvp matches, and even a secret underground base where we plot our next moves against the evil forces of boredom.

plus, we’ve got the best community ever. like, seriously, these guys are so cool, you’ll feel like you’ve known them forever. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s show the world that we will not back down!

TrippyCraft: Beyond Death

anxiety, anxiety reduction, continuity, coping mechanisms, death, End of life concerns, existential fears, fear, fear of death, Legacy, Legacy beliefs, mental health, Mind-altering drugs, psychedelic experiences, psychedelics, psychoactive substances, Spiritual beliefs, spiritual experiences, substance use, Transcendence, TrippyCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our wacky Minecraft server where you can escape death anxiety by tripping on psychedelic substances! We ain’t doctors, but we guarantee you’ll feel like a fearless warrior ready to take on any creeper that comes your way.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you start seeing unicorns and rainbows everywhere. That’s the magic of our server, baby! Forget about your worries and enter a world where death is just a silly little thing that can’t touch you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and transcend death like a boss. Who needs spiritual beliefs when you’ve got a pickaxe and a bunch of shrooms, am I right? Let’s make a legacy together, one block at a time. Peace out!

MysticNet.works

bedrock, bookbag system, chorus fruit, combat tagging, Community, crazy mods, Creative, Crossplay Compatible, Factions, java, KitPvP, Minecraft, MysticNet.works, og, Op items, pay to win, Plotworld, Progressable Skills, quality of life, Respawnable Ender Dragon, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Unique Banking System

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Overview:

Features	OG Factions server
	Not Pay-to-Win
	No OP items
	No Crazy Mods

Main features:

IP: MysticNet.works

Other Gamemodes:

KitPVP
Creative (Plotworld)
SMP (Survival)

Server Owner: Sell_ox

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server Pay-to-Win?	No, the server is not Pay-to-Win.
Are there OP items on the server?	No, there are no OP items on the server.
Is there lag on the server?	No, the server is super optimized and there is no lag.
How can I contact the server owner?	You can contact Sell_ox on Discord.

Legitimate Homosexual Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime characters, anime couple, attraction, Boundaries, comedy, Desires, FANTASY, FAT ASS, homosexual, Legitimate, love, Quest, relationship, Rikka, romance, self-control, Sexuality, slap, temptation, Turned On, Yuuta

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	1627
Love Letters Sent:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of confusion and chaos! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.

You’ll be questioning reality more than ever before as you navigate through our wacky world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the answer to life’s greatest mysteries, like whether Yuuta is actually gay or just really good at controlling his urges around Rikka’s thicc booty.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your Minecraft character’s too)!

Dreamy Pixel Land

#classified information, #intelligence agency, activated, amalee, black ops, clandestine operation, code name, covert mission, dreamy, Espionage, KAWB, Land, mission accomplished, nice going, operation life boat, PIXEL, secret operation, sleeper agent, spy thriller, Stealthy, top secret, undercover, Vshokeks

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ores Mined:	7337
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Operation “Life Boat” is in full swing, with KAWB and Vshokeks leading the charge. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane challenges, and non-stop fun. Don’t miss out on the madness – join now and be a part of the chaos!

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

aita, baby on the way, co-signing, DivorceCraft, Divorced, family dynamics, fiancée, financial responsibility, Future, Girlfriend, Guilt, heavy drinker, loan, Minecraft, Moving in, parents, personal boundaries, selling house, Server, tugging at my heart, UNCOMFORTABLE, Utilities

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	517891	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We won’t guilt trip you like your dad, we promise!

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun. Build your dream house without worrying about co-signing loans with anyone – unless you want to build a pixelated mansion with your in-game buddies!

Escape the real world drama and dive into the virtual world of our Minecraft server. Who needs a co-signer when you have a diamond sword to slay virtual dragons? Join now and leave the real-life guilt trips behind!

ExBlockerCraft

Boundaries, Breakup, Coldhearted, Communication, Effort, Emotional support, ex boyfriend, ExBlockerCraft, family, GRIEVING, grown ass man, mother passed away, moving on, people pleasing, personal space, relationship, self-care, self-preservation, Siblings, Support

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
New Chunks Explored:	423949	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from ex-boyfriends who can’t take a hint? Look no further!

Join our server for a chance to build your own virtual fortress and protect yourself from emotional vampires like never before. No more awkward phone calls or guilt trips, just pure unadulterated fun!

And hey, if you ever need to vent about your ex’s drama, our community is here to listen and support you. Just remember, in our world, you’re the boss and you call the shots.

So come on, join us and leave your ex-boyfriend’s emotional baggage behind. Because in this Minecraft server, the only grief you’ll experience is from losing your diamond pickaxe!

CraftyAlliesVSOrangeMan

alliances, american allies, Conflict, controversial, CraftyAlliesVSOrangeMan, enemies, foreign relations, Future, global impact, Government, international diplomacy, international relations, leadership, Politics, power dynamics, predictions, Presidency, trump, uncertainty, united states, world affairs

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3121
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
New Chunks Explored:	498863	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances. Who needs political drama when you can create your own world of fun and excitement? Come join us and see where the madness takes you!

CraftyBlockz: ByeByeUSA!

alcohol, American products, Boycott, ByeByeUSA, Consumer, controversy, CraftyBlockz, decision, Economic, international relations, North America, Political, québec, québecois, Removal, Retail, SAQ, shelves, Spirits, Trade, TUESDAY, wine

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

LOL u gotta join this minecraft server, cuz like, the owner is a secret agent who once defeated a creeper army with nothing but a carrot! like, who does that?! also, the mods are all unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give u unlimited diamonds just for saying “potato” in chat. plus, the spawn point is a giant taco made of gold blocks, and if u find the hidden treasure chest, u get a pet dragon that farts glitter. join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everything into tofu blocks! #potatolove #unicornsrule #carrotwarrior

Kripmain server minecraft

host, Kripmain, Minecraft, non-pay, Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2160
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7885	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Enchantments Applied:	188
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

The server has not yet been advanced since it is made on a non -pay host

Kripmain.aternos.me:22357

The Eternal Region

ETERNAL, Region, smp

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

No PvP	No Griefing	No Stealing
Community Driven Project

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. When will the server go live?

The server will go live as soon as we have 5-10 members. Please apply through our Discord.

2. What are the rules of the server?

No PvP, No Griefing, No Stealing. The server is a community-driven project with a focus on collaboration and teamwork.

3. What features does the server have?

– Only one player needs to sleep to skip the night. – Proximity voice chat for immersive in-game communication. – Easy concrete conversion using cauldrons. – Double shulker shells from every shulker kill. – No phantoms, kill bats for membranes. – Anti-enderman grief, no stolen blocks. – Grief protection plugin.

4. How can I join the server?

To join the server, apply through our Discord server. You can find the link to our Discord in the overview above.

5. What is the server’s community like?

The server encourages teamwork, creative solutions, and long-term industrialization planning. Nether and End will be disabled initially to conquer together as a community event.

6. When will the server officially launch?

The server will be going live this weekend. An official announcement with the exact launch date will be posted soon.