CraftyNostalgia | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Remember the days when you could spend hours building epic forts out of couch cushions and blankets? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Our server is like a virtual playground where you can let your imagination run wild. Build towering castles, dig deep underground for hidden treasures, or challenge your friends to epic PvP battles. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky miner to strike it rich? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a portal to a mysterious realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Who knows what wacky surprises await you!

So if you’re ready to relive the glory days of your childhood and embark on a hilariously fun Minecraft adventure, join us on our server today. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	1660	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Towns Built:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ores Mined:	5459	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5932
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3012
Divine Spears Created:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	2

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchantments Applied:	284
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	46	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5870	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7445

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Votes:	6937
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mines Excavated:	2943

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ores Mined:	3538
Buildings Constructed:	29	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mines Excavated:	2066
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

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