CraftyNostalgia | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Remember the days when you could spend hours building epic forts out of couch cushions and blankets? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Our server is like a virtual playground where you can let your imagination run wild. Build towering castles, dig deep underground for hidden treasures, or challenge your friends to epic PvP battles. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky miner to strike it rich? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a portal to a mysterious realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Who knows what wacky surprises await you!

So if you’re ready to relive the glory days of your childhood and embark on a hilariously fun Minecraft adventure, join us on our server today. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️

+18, application, Client modpack, club, Community, Economy, Events, Fabric, Hardware, Hermitcraft-like, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mods, Optimization, Projects, Server, setup, Shops, smp, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1642
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4318	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

ABOUT US

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

HARDWARE & SETUP

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs:

Platform	Fabric 1.21.4
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB (64 Total)

MODS & TWEAKS

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

APPLICATION

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

PixelCraft Network 1.21.3

1.21.3, Divegrass team, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Network, pixelcraft, Retro Chuubas, retro games, retro gaming, Retro Streams, Tsunderia Extended, V&U, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, vtuber community discussion, vtuber culture, vtuber discussion, Vtuber gaming, VTuber Love, vtuber streams, Vtubers

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	New Chunks Explored:	715161
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to dive into the crazy world of Vtubers and Retro Games on this Minecraft server? We got all the links you need to connect with the coolest Chuubas and even join the Divegrass Team! Plus, we have a Lumi ARG that will blow your mind!

Neighbor-No-Entry Minecraft Server

alcohol, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Cornered, Drugs, Fuel, Guilt, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, NeighborNoEntry, Neighbour, problem solving, refusal, Server, stress, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	838
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Magic Items Found:	6109	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	6758
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	25

Are you tired of your neighbors constantly knocking on your door asking for money? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for good!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky neighbors begging for cash. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring vast worlds.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks. Will you be brave enough to seek out this mysterious specter and make the ultimate trade?

So say goodbye to unwanted doorstep visits and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave your neighbor troubles behind!

NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip

Accommodation, Airbnb, Apology, baby, bigger person, Boundaries, boyfriends, comfort, compromise, Friends, Girls trip, Hospitality, Hosting, hotel costs, NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip, northern state, southern state, stay, tolerance, Visit

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Enchantments Applied:	97	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with unwanted guests in your virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!

RespawnRedoCraft

bettering oneself, changing course, correcting mistakes, do-over, fresh start, Improvement, learning from failure, Making amends, new beginning, opportunity, RECLAIMING, Redemption, RespawnRedoCraft, Retry!, second chance, seizing the moment, starting over, taking another shot, trying again, turning things around

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Votes:	4697	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Astral Projections Made:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

América Mexicana, bilateral relations, cultural identity, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, mexico, MexiCraft, national pride, nationalism, North America, Politics, president, Renaming, response, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Star Shards Collected:	62	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1131	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Buildings Constructed:	32	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	3975	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Towns Built:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	365
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
New Chunks Explored:	587056	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	New Chunks Explored:	817878
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5461
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!