so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Elon Musk levels of rich? well, this server is so ballin’ that even the Norway wealth fund is gonna vote against it! can you believe that? they’re probably just jealous of all the diamonds and emeralds we have in our virtual world.

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  • ElonCraft SMP: Musk’s Federal Shutdown

    ElonCraft SMP: Musk’s Federal Shutdown
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where Elon Musk is the owner and he just goes around shutting down federal agencies and programs? Well, look no further because this server is the place to be!

    Picture this: Elon Musk riding around on a diamond-encrusted llama, wearing a cape made of emeralds, and just pressing a button to make the IRS disappear. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most chaotic SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

    Join now for a chance to witness Elon Musk challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off, or watch as he builds a rocket ship out of obsidian and blasts off into the sunset. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server?

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  • CraftyExecOrders

    CraftyExecOrders
    Yo, welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme just like a US president with unlimited executive orders! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of making crazy decisions without any consequences.

    Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers explode glitter instead of blowing up your house, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti. That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a hidden village of talking llamas, and a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

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  • SurrenderCraft: Modern Minecraft Server

    SurrenderCraft: Modern Minecraft Server
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha-cha slide! We have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a disco queen in disguise.

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  • GazaCraftUNPeace

    GazaCraftUNPeace
    so, like, u know how trump was all like “hey gaza, do this” and france was all like “nah bro, we want UN to do it”? well, that’s basically what’s happening on this server. we reject all the boring proposals and advocate for crazy UN-led solutions.

    join our server if u want to be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable community in the minecraft universe. we have wars, alliances, betrayals, and everything in between.

    plus, we have the most epic builds u will ever see. imagine a giant chicken riding a dragon while playing a guitar made of diamonds. yeah, that’s the kind of stuff u will find on our server.

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  • ATP Deficiency Craft

    ATP Deficiency Craft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have so much ATP, you’ll never run out of energy!

    This server is so lit, it’ll cure your long covid and CFS with its magical mitochondria powers. Say goodbye to hemolytic anemia because we’ve got all the ATP you need to keep you going strong in the virtual world.

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