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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 2174 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
join us and you’ll be rollin’ in virtual cash faster than you can say “redstone”. our $56 billion pay package is so huge, even Elon Musk would be like “damn, that’s a lot of virtual money”. plus, we have so many crazy stories to tell about how our players have built entire virtual cities and conquered dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and some dirt blocks.
so come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Norway wealth funds when you have a minecraft server this epic? let’s get mining, crafting, and trolling like there’s no tomorrow!