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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 291 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yep, you heard right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies here are actually really good dancers? like, they break out into a full on thriller dance routine every time you defeat them. it’s wild, man.
plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and they give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a cuddle party every time you see one.
so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a party in your computer, man. come join the fun and let’s make some memories together.