CraftyNoobz | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineSwift

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Dive into the ultimate survival challenge with our Lifesteal SMP! In this high-stakes server, every hit counts—literally. Players can steal hearts from others, making PvP battles more intense than ever. Whether you’re forging alliances or battling enemies, the unique lifesteal mechanic adds a thrilling twist to survival gameplay. Explore vast biomes, conquer dangerous dungeons, and build epic bases while always keeping an eye on your hearts.

Join our tight-knit community where strategy, skill, and cunning are your keys to victory. With regular events, active admins, and a friendly player base, there’s never a dull moment on [Your Server Name]. Are you ready to outlast and outplay? Your survival journey starts here!

Features:

Lifesteal Mechanic: Gain hearts by defeating other players! Custom Events: Participate in unique challenges and tournaments. Active Community: Join a welcoming and engaged player base. Regular Updates: New content and improvements are added frequently. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mines Excavated:	2325	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds

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Welcome to The Garden Minecraft Server!
This is a laid-back server that has been running smoothly for over 3 years with no map resets. It features carefully curated mods, custom mobs, items, biomes, and more. The server supports high player counts and has community-made cities.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the announcement above and follow the one-click verify instructions.
Are there any map resets?	No, the server has been running for over 3 years with no map resets.
Is there a world boundary?	Yes, there is a soft world boundary that is 30,000 blocks wide. The saved area is from X15,000 Z15,000 to X-15,000 Z-15,000. Venturing outside the boundary may result in occasional world resets.
What kind of mods are available on the server?	The server features carefully curated mods that automatically install when you join. These mods include custom mobs, items, biomes, and more.
Can I play alone or with others?	Yes, you can play by yourself or with others. The server supports high player counts for large groups, and there are community-made cities you can join or start your own.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	387
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

ARMIS Schedule, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, Eepy Thread, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Lazy Anons, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, Stars, TEMPUS Schedule

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Lazy Anons and Eepy Threads collide in a battle of epic proportions! Join us for a wild ride through the Tempus and Armis schedules, where you’ll encounter Regis Altare, the master of mining, Axel Syrios, the redstone wizard, and Gavis Bettel, the king of crafting.

But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.

On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

/WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals

beauty standards, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cosmetic surgery, glowup, goals, Insecurities, personal growth, physical appearance, PixelPerfect, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-image, self-perception, smp, transformation

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest transformations! Our players have the ability to change their physical appearance in-game, from growing wings and flying like a majestic dragon to turning into a blocky superhero with super strength. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft shape-shifter? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the most fabulous pixelated creature in the virtual world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyCreeper69

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Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Divine Spears Created:	28

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	186
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	New Chunks Explored:	567861
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7879

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RenewableCraft: India200GW

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come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Farms Harvested:	312	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Enchantments Applied:	293

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Iboga Dance Party Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

eusurvival

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, CreativeBuilding, Economy, Faction, Factions, Factionsmp, factionsplugin, Hungergames, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny

EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	2259
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

exceptional abilities, Exceptional qualities, exceptional talents, extraordinary capabilities, extraordinary talents, EZbuildsMinecraft, innate talents, natural aptitude, Outstanding abilities, Rare aptitude, rare gifts, Rare proficiency, remarkable skills, smp, special talents, specialized knowledge, uncommon abilities, Uncommon proficiency, unique skills, unique strengths, Unusual expertise, unusual skills

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

abandonment, BETRAYAL, blocks, Communication, Conflict, coping, counseling, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, HEARTBREAK, home, House, Infidelity, Marriage, pet ownership, puppy, PuppyPitStop, reconciliation, relationship, Support, Trust, Wife

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crops Grown:	2691	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Farms Harvested:	235

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.