CraftyNoobz | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dragon Ball Sparking Zero Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of amputee privilege! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player with only one arm joined our server and became a PvP legend because they could click their mouse super fast with their one hand. It was like they had the ultimate gaming cheat code!

But that’s not all – on our server, if you lose a limb in-game, you actually gain special abilities like super speed or the ability to shoot fireballs from your stump. It’s wild, I know. Plus, our community is filled with amputee players who will welcome you with open arms… or lack thereof.

So come join us on our server and experience the true power of amputee privilege in Minecraft. Who needs all their limbs anyway when you can dominate the game with just one?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

K I N O O O O M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because KINOOOO is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even stumbled upon a portal to the Nether that led them straight to a disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of the insanity that is KINOOOO? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DessertGateCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up some delicious virtual Polish and Spanish cuisine! Join us for a taste of gołąbki (cabbage rolls) and sernik (cottage cheese cake), but beware, if you gag at the sight of these pixelated delicacies, you may face the wrath of our virtual family members.

Experience the drama of trying new foods in our Minecraft world, where lying about dessert choices can lead to intense arguments and silent treatments. Will you stand your ground and defend your culinary preferences, or will you take a bite of the unknown and discover a new favorite dish?

Join us on this food-filled adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual family dinner table! Just remember, in our world, the cake may be a lie, but the sernik is very real.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts a swarm of friendly creepers who just want to party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Join us and witness the epic battle between the dragon and a giant army of angry llamas armed with laser beams.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BoomBorder Minecraft Server

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OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got explosions like North Korea blowing up roads near the border with South Korea! It’s lit fam! But don’t worry, we won’t cut ties with u, we just wanna blow stuff up for funsies. Come join us for some explosive adventures and build your own border wall to keep out the creepers. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Join now before Kim Jong-un decides to nuke us all!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TalibanTakedownCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	1793
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Potions Brewed:	152
Emeralds Found:	6014	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun

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Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got a dude with 3 PENISES! Yeah, u heard me right, THREE DONGS! It’s like some triphallia shiz up in here. We even did a post-mortem dissection to study the internal anatomy of his triple trouble down there. It’s wild, man! Come join us and see for yourself, it’s a real freak show in the best way possible. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime experience, join now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Aevorion Realms

Survival

Aevorion Realms is a dynamic Minecraft SMP where creativity and adventure blend seamlessly. Explore vast, custom-crafted landscapes, build epic structures, and engage in thrilling survival gameplay. Whether you’re forming alliances, embarking on quests, or mastering new challenges, Aevorion Realms offers a unique experience for every player. Join a thriving community and shape your legacy in a world of endless possibilities!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Pixel Land

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We invite you to our Polish BoxPvP server, where pure competition and skills count! Enter the arena, challenge other players and show who is the best. The server offers dynamic PvP fights in closed spaces, as well as a ranking system that allows you to track your progress. Collect resources, upgrade your equipment and climb to the top of the rankings.

Regular events and PvP challenges await those who want to test their skills. No lag, no compromises – just pure combat. Join us and show your strength on the BoxPvP server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER | PURE SPAWN server Minecraft

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The owner of the server “TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER PURE SPAWN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Limbus Co. Minecraft Server #2019

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have Mirror Dungeons, Refraction Railway Lines, and even a Barber of La Manchaland roaming around.

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as we extract targets like Faust and navigate through sections like Cinq West and Zwei West. Who needs a regular old survival server when you can be a part of this madness?

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. So get ready for some serious spoilers and mind-bending gameplay.

Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and dive into the chaos. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for even more insanity.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a combination of mining, building, and unraveling the mysteries of the Limbus Company? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The BlockyBoi Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a shut-in neet with zero friends? Do you want to break free from your dead-end relationship and finally have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become part of a wacky community where you can make friends, go clubbing on Halloween, and live out all your wildest dreams. Who needs real-life social interactions when you can have virtual ones in our pixelated world?

We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky, or when a group of players formed a secret underground society dedicated to worshipping a block of dirt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best virtual life! Who knows, you might even find love (or at least a creeper to keep you company).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Crops Grown:	7870
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mines Excavated:	2322	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyLoveTriangle

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon!

Join us for a wild ride filled with secret love affairs, arranged marriages, and family secrets that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Explore a world where love knows no boundaries, even if it means marrying someone you know is gay and in love with your brother. Who needs traditional relationships when you can have a scandalous love triangle instead?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the aftermath of revealing long-held secrets and the chaos that ensues when custody battles and family drama collide. Will our players be able to navigate through the mess and come out on top, or will they be blown to bits like a poorly built redstone contraption?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love, family, and Minecraft. Don’t be a blockhead, come join the fun today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RocketRaidReporter

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so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a spy like that american journalist dude in israel! but, like, instead of getting charged with aiding the enemy, u get rewarded with diamonds and cool weapons! u can report on all the crazy rocket attacks happening in the game and be a hero! come join us and be a legendary spy for the enemy in minecraft land!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MemoryCraft AnxietyFree

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lol u ever feel like ur brain needs a lil boost? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have discovered a secret intranasal RNA therapy that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds and reduce ur anxiety about creepers blowing up ur house!

we found this magic potion that decreases the activity of a serotonin receptor in ur brain, making u a memory master and anxiety-free warrior in the world of blocks and zombies. our rodent models have shown significant improvements in memory and anxiety-like behaviors, so just imagine what it can do for u, a human player!

so come on, join us on this wild ride of brain-boosting and anxiety-reducing fun! who needs therapy when u have Minecraft and a secret potion to make u the ultimate player in the game? let’s get crafting and conquering, together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	182	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	240
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!