CraftyNoobz | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Ketamine Safe Zone

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do u like minecraft? do u also like not feeling like u wanna jump off a cliff? well do we have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we give out free ketamine to all our players! that’s right, ketamine! studies show it can lower ur risk of wanting to do the big sad! so come on down and build ur dream house while feeling like ur floating on a cloud of happiness! join now and say goodbye to those dark thoughts, and hello to a brighter, ketamine-filled future!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

🐝 Let’s Bee Enemies🐝 No vanilla, just bitterness and honey! 1.20.4 Java Teams Voice chat

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Welcome to 🐝 Let’s Bee Friends🐝 !
Looking for a place where everyone will be glad to see you and your friends? Or you just want to play on a vanilla Minecraft server for FREE?
We are a 1.20.4 survival server with:
🗺️- A small +1000 to -1000 block wide world border that will expand
⚔️ – Teams for you and your friends to create and join!
🗣️ – Simple Voice Chat for you and your friends!
All information on our website : https://www.letsbeefriends.com/
Let’s Bee Friends! 🌱🐝
Server IP: mc.letsbeefriends.org
And if you want to follow up on the server, check out our Discord server as well! We have a special contest just for you!
[https://discord.gg/6BRw8QBDVT ]

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server for free?

A: Yes, our Minecraft server is free to join.

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: We are currently running version 1.20.4 of Minecraft.

Q: Is there a world border on the server?

A: Yes, we have a small world border of +1000 to -1000 blocks wide that expands.

Q: Can I create and join teams on the server?

A: Yes, you can create and join teams with your friends on our server.

Q: Is there voice chat available on the server?

A: Yes, we have simple voice chat available for you and your friends to use.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can visit our website at https://www.letsbeefriends.com/ for more information.

Q: How can I connect to the server?

A: You can connect to the server using the IP mc.letsbeefriends.org.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

A: Yes, we have a Discord server where you can follow up on server updates and participate in special contests. Join us at https://discord.gg/6BRw8QBDVT.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Be me Minecraft server

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>So, you’re tired of your boring job and not getting raises? Sounds like you need a change of scenery! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own gallows and take out your frustrations in a virtual world.

>We promise our virtual Uber service is much more lucrative than the real one – just imagine driving around in a pixelated car and making bank!

>Plus, our community is full of like-minded individuals who also dream of escaping their mundane lives and building epic structures. So come join us and let’s build a world where raises are plentiful and gallows are just a fun side project!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5301	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Undertale is my Minecraft SMP jam

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Why, you ask? Because we have a strict “pro-genocide” policy inspired by the game Undertale!

Join us and unleash your inner villain as you compete in epic battles to see who can rack up the most “genocide points” by taking out innocent mobs left and right. But be warned, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Will you rise to the top as the ultimate genocidal maniac, or will you be left in the dust by more ruthless players?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the genocide games begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…right? 😉

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3407	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchantments Applied:	129	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

InLawRageQuitCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the family gathering chaos without any of the real-life consequences!

Join us for dessert wars, where you can fight for your right to skip out on sweets and face off against pushy relatives who just won’t take no for an answer. Watch out for flying desserts and blurred vision rage – it’s all part of the fun!

But that’s not all – engage in epic texting battles with your virtual family members, where insults fly and boundaries are pushed to the limit. Will you be the one to block your in-game relatives and declare zero contact? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride of family drama and dessert disputes, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real-life family gatherings when you can have all the chaos and none of the stress in the virtual world?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MoaningMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have regular events like “The Great Chicken Race” where players have to race their chickens through an obstacle course while avoiding lava pits and creepers. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Piggyback Battle Royale” where players ride on pigs and battle it out with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also known for its hilarious in-game challenges like “The Worst Name to Moan in Bed Challenge” where players have to come up with the most ridiculous names to moan while playing. Trust us, things get pretty wild during that challenge!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

LuxuryCraft: Can’t Live Without!

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Are you tired of living in a world without diamonds and gold? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate luxury paradise! Join us and experience a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep, you’ll never know what crazy creature will pop up next.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Farms Harvested:	550	Star Shards Collected:	86
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	473
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RubleRumbleCraft

#implosion, Currency, economic collapse, economic news, Economy, exchange rate, financial crisis, Geopolitics, Global markets, inflation, international relations, Kyiv Post, Moscow, oligarchs, putin, Ruble, RubleRumbleCraft, russia, sanctions, stock market, Ukraine

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the ruble is imploding just like in russia!!! u can build ur own empire and watch as the currency crumbles around u HAHAHA. join now for a wild ride and see if u can survive the economic chaos while crafting and mining ur way to victory. who needs stable currency when u have blocks to stack, amirite?? come on in and let’s watch the ruble burn together!!!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Buildings Constructed:	32	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

FitKids Mental Wellness

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so like, if you wanna be a total boss in the minecraft world, you gotta join this server cuz it will give you SUPERPOWERS! like, you’ll be able to lift giant blocks with just one hand and run super fast like the flash!

plus, all the cool kids are on this server, so you gotta join if you wanna be part of the cool crew. we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin!

and get this, being on this server will actually make you smarter and happier in real life! like, your brain will be so buff from all the problem-solving and teamwork that you’ll be a genius in no time.

so what are you waiting for? join now and become a minecraft superhero with a brain the size of a planet!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Farms Harvested:	434
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs

#addons, civilization building, Community Focused, Craft, Create, Diplomacy, Discord, Earth Map, GeoRP, Government, Incorrect, Join, lols, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Nation building, nuclear missiles, Politically, PolityCraft, server ip, SIMULATIONS, Tools of Industry, Tools of War, Tribe, villagers, Wars, Whitelist

PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!
Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.

PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!

Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.

Key Features:
Custom Earth Map: Immerse yourself in a stunning, realistic rendition of Earth at a scale of 1:250.
Nation Building: Start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
Tools of Industry: Use Create and it’s many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
Tools of War: Raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.
Community Focused: Join a friendly and active community of builders, strategists, and explorers.

Discord:
https://discord.gg/invite/xCyGR2t7ms

Server IP:
europa.cheesehosting.net:34003

FAQ
Q: What do I need to do to join PolityCraft? A: You are required to join the discord in order to apply for the Whitelist as well as to download the Modpack. We aim to process Whitelist applications within 24 hours.
Q: Can I start my own nation on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
Q: How can I build an automated society on PolityCraft? A: You can use Create and its many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
Q: Is PvP allowed on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP

#endorsement, Campaign, celebrity endorsements, democratic party, Endorses, female rock icons, harris, jett, Joan, Joan Jett, Jon Bon Jovi, kamala harris, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music news, mxdwn, Neil Young, News, political activism, political news, Presidential election, Rock Music, smp, Support, Video, women in music

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Joan Jett endorsing Kamala Harris? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We’ve got Neil Young and Jon Bon Jovi following suit, so you know it’s gonna be a rockin’ good time. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a surprise appearance from your favorite rockstar! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and rock on!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Zombie Dances:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

HangryHubbyNoPlate

Burnout, Communication, Cooking, dinner time, division of labor, family dynamics, family meals, Gender Roles, grocery bags, grocery haul, grocery shopping, grocery store, HangryHubbyNoPlate, household chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, meal planning, meal prep, mealtime, traditional roles, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle.

Join us and leave behind the struggles of meal planning and grocery shopping, because on our server, your only job is to mine, build, and survive. No more arguments with your husband about who should go to the store or cook dinner – here, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some epic creations in the virtual world.

And if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, just remember that on our server, you can always take a break and let your virtual character do all the work. No more feeling like a maid or waitress, because in this world, you’re the queen (or king) of your own domain.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be serving up is some serious fun. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam…I mean, the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been searching for!

Join our server for the chance to be pranked by our resident troll who loves nothing more than turning your beautiful builds into giant toilets. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special event every week where players must participate in a chicken dance-off to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be scammed…I mean, entertained like never before!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CompliCraft

Achievements, Appearance, CompliCraft, compliments, Confidence, Personality, positive feedback, praise, recognition, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-perception, self-validation, Skills, success, Talents, validation

Are you tired of being the most boring player on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate compliment magnet! People will be showering you with praise left and right for your epic builds, your impeccable redstone skills, and even your fashion sense (yes, we have custom skins, darling).

Join our server and become the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the block?)! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig, while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Oh, and did we mention that our server is the only place where you can find a unicorn mount? That’s right, you can prance around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands.

So why wait? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (and neither will your jealous friends).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	225	Gods Slained:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Crops Grown:	5955
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.