Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 317
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Ores Mined: 8506

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

    RealityCraft: Face the Facts!
    Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

    NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Ores Mined: 1130

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CraftyCanuckPlotWars

    CraftyCanuckPlotWars
    so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

    and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

    so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Crafty Love Connection

    Crafty Love Connection
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 11
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • metanoia junior high school

    metanoia junior high school

    Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lakehead SMP Overview

    Description
    Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

    If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
    Can I build whatever I want? Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    How can I join the server? To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6554 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Rest in Power Minecraft Server

    Rest in Power Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 97 Farms Harvested: 972
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2123
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Alien Abductions: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Villages Defended: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyChemWarfare

    CraftyChemWarfare
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Chimeras Created: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Homage (23M)
    Realm Type Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
    Add-ons 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
    Contact Discord: homage2heezy
    Age Restriction 18+ only

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
    What addons are included? Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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