CraftyNoobz | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PuppyVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, dog, family, Guilt, Help, INCONVENIENCE, Pets, Project, PuppyVacayNoWay, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, sister, Support, travel, Trust, Understanding, vacation, work

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being the designated pet-sitter for your jet-setting sister! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated puppies and boundary-setting blocks.

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into taking care of someone else’s furry friend? Look no further, because on our server, you can build a fortress of solitude to protect yourself from the demands of entitled relatives.

Our community of players will support you in standing up for yourself and saying no to pet-sitting obligations. Together, we will create a world where family members respect your time and understand that you have a life outside of doggy duty.

So come join us on this epic journey of setting boundaries and reclaiming your time! Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic and empowering? Let’s build a virtual world where you can finally say “no” without feeling guilty.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NudeLeaksGoneWild Minecraft SMP

cyber safety, cyber threats, Data Protection, data security, digital footprint, digital identity, digital privacy, image sharing, internet privacy, leaked nudes, Minecraft, NudeLeaksGoneWild, online privacy, online reputation, online safety, online security, personal information, personal photos, privacy, privacy breach, sexting, smp, social media

Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about leaked nudes again! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to leak your personal photos. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where all leaked nudes are stored in a vault guarded by a dragon named Steve. So come join us and rest easy knowing your nudes are safe in our crazy, pixelated world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Endless Night Skies:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyPoundsLost

balance, Consistency, CraftyPoundsLost, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, Journey, lifestyle change, long term results, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, progress tracking, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

Are you tired of trying to lose weight in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer you!

Our server is equipped with magical weight loss potions that will shrink your character every time you defeat a mob. Plus, our virtual gym is stocked with pixelated treadmills and weightlifting equipment that will have you sweating in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with enchanted fruits and veggies that will boost your health and stamina. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains the ultimate weight loss prize – a diamond-encrusted treadmill that will make you run faster than you ever thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and watch the virtual pounds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Putin’s Pantry Minecraft Server

Business, Canned Food Maker, Economy, Food Industry, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, nationalization, orders, ownership, pantry, Politics, putin, Putin administration, Putins, russia, sanctions, Seizure, Server, Trade, U.S.-Owned, united states

u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

KraftyKoreans: Redstone Soldiers

Alliance, concern, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, KraftyKoreans, Military, News, North Korea, Redstone, Reports, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions, US, world affairs

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? we got North Korean soldiers fighting for Russia up in here, like what even is that?! it’s like a real-life Hunger Games situation, but in Minecraft.

you gotta join this server, man, it’s like a wild ride. we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama that spits at griefers.

if you’re looking for some crazy, off-the-wall Minecraft action, then this is the server for you. join us and be part of the most epic battle between North Korean soldiers and Russia that Minecraft has ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Deep Sea Tubeworms Server

Community, deep, deep sea creatures, deep sea exploration, deep sea habitat, Giant tubeworms, hydrothermal vents, Marine Biology, marine ecology, marine life, ocean floor, oceanic ecosystem, pacific ocean, Pacific seafloor, sea, seafloor, seafloor discovery, Server, subsea community, thriving ecosystem, Tubeworms, underwater discovery, underwater world, unique ecosystem

come join our epic minecraft server where giant tubeworms are the rulers of the land! they have created a thriving ecosystem under the seafloor and you can be a part of it! dive deep into the ocean and discover the secrets of the tubeworm society.

but be warned, the tubeworms are not to be messed with! they have formed a “community” that rivals any other in the minecraft world. will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks? or will you be cast out into the abyss?

join now for a chance to befriend a giant tubeworm and ride it into battle against your enemies! the depths of the Pacific Ocean await you, adventurer. dive in and see what wonders await!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	1
Enchantments Applied:	58	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DupeLeo

Anarchy, PvP, PvP Survival Skyblock Factions Creative Minigames Economy Roleplay Quests Hardcore Vanilla Modded Bedwars Prison Parkour Towny Pixelmon Skywars Buildbattle KitPvP

DupeLeo is a simple and fun server! Where you get to dupe and have to do have the work you do in vanilla Minecraft! Have fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	New Chunks Explored:	278042
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

cojis galaxy

application, Bedwars, build test, Builders, cojis, Discord, Factions, Galaxy, locations, Minecraft, Mini Games, new, Prison, PvP, Server, spawns, Staff, Survival, up and coming, Vanilla

A new up and coming vanilla server currently a work in progress in need of builders and staff for future release builders are needed asap for building spawns and other locations application is in the discord and a build test will be required if you want to be a builder.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4136	New Chunks Explored:	745044
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Farms Harvested:	830
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Create and Conquer: The Mildly Wild Sildaris [modded] [factions]

airships, artillery, Astronomy, Cannons, Cheese, Chunk claiming, Civilisation, coin economy, combat system, Conquer, Create, decorations, Epic Knights, Factions, Field guns, firearms, Flintlocks, Geopolitics, mildly, Modded, muskets, Nations, player-run shops, refuge, Sildaris, Spawn Vendors, Steam-fantasy, Warfare System, Wild, wine

Server Name	The Sildaris Wilds
Version	1.20.1
Trailer	Watch Trailer

Overview

Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server! Join us for airships, cannons, immersive gear from Epic Knights, coin based economy, chunk claiming, warfare system, events, astronomy, decorations, wine and cheese, and more!

FAQ

What is the theme of the server?

The theme of the server is steam-fantasy with elements such as airships, cannons, muskets, and immersive gear.

What can players do on the server?

Players can create nations, participate in geopolitics, engage in combat with black-powder firearms and field guns, explore the Sildaris Wilds, and participate in events and competitions.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by visiting our Discord at https://discord.gg/NMMg4TJ6Cf

Are there any upcoming updates or events?

We are about to launch a tech advancement update bringing trains and combustion engines, as well as an in-game photography competition and build competition.

Is there a unique economy system on the server?

Yes, the server has a coin-based economy with spawn vendors, player-run shops, and a fair conflict system to facilitate engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Chimeras Created:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Country Doctors Minecraft Server

Country, DOCTORS, general practitioners, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare availability, healthcare location, healthcare professionals, healthcare providers, healthcare resources, healthcare system, local doctors, local healthcare, medical care, medical professionals, medical services, Minecraft, national doctors, national healthcare, physician, Server, specialists

Are doctors based in your country? Who needs doctors when you can join our Minecraft server and have magical healing powers at your fingertips! Forget about waiting in long lines at the hospital, just hop on our server and your health will be restored in no time. Plus, our resident witch doctor can cure any ailment with a simple potion – even turning you into a unicorn if you ask nicely! Join now for a dose of virtual healthcare that’s out of this world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	222	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, altcoins, Biz, Blame, blockchain technology, crypto market, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, dogecoin, elon musk, financial influencers, financial speculation, internet culture, Investment, market manipulation, market volatility, meme coins, Meme culture, Minecraft, Musk, smp, speculative trading

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Potions Brewed:	92
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NoFamNoProb17

acceptance, blended family, Boundaries, boyfriend’s family, christmas, Conflict, Decision making, extended family, family celebrations, family photo, holidays, INVISIBLE, loyalty, NoFamNoProb17, Plans, rejection, relationships, stepdad, stepsiblings, Support, teenager, Thanksgiving

Looking for a new family this holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is way cooler than your real one, trust us. We won’t ban you from holding the virtual grandkids or leave you out of the virtual family photo. Plus, you get to make all the decisions, even at 17! Join us for a drama-free holiday celebration filled with love, support, and maybe even some virtual turkey. Who needs real family when you have us? See you there! #VirtualFamilyGoals #MinecraftHolidayMadness 🦃🎄🎮

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7601
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EvilCrafters United

corporate greed, corrupt businesses, corrupt companies, corrupt corporations, evil companies, evil corporations, EvilCorp, EvilCrafters, immoral businesses, immoral corporations, malevolent businesses, malevolent corporations, shady companies, shady corporations, sinister companies, sinister corporations, unethical business practices, unethical companies, unethical corporations, United, wicked businesses, wicked corporations

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because Evilcorp is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and riding on rainbow-colored llamas through a magical land filled with talking trees.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with the ability to fly on a giant marshmallow cloud for eternity.

So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be part of the wacky and wild world of Evilcorp? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NovichokCraft Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Assassination, chemical weapons, diplomatic crisis, double agent, Espionage, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Minecraft, Novichok attack, NovichokCraft, Poisoning, political scandal, putin, russia, salisbury, security breach, Server, Skripal, state-sponsored terrorism, UK inquiry

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a spy novel! Putin is ordering Novichok attacks and double agents are spilling the tea at our UK inquiry-themed server. You never know who’s gonna backstab you next, just like in real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, espionage, and maybe even a little bit of crafting. Who needs diamonds when you have international espionage to keep you entertained? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a server experience that’s more thrilling than a James Bond movie!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BloodCraft: Heroes Unite

Blood, Bloodcraft, Conflict, controversy, Diplomacy, establishment, Heroes, heroic fighters, History, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Israel, leadership, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, Speech, Statement, un resolution, unite

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server wasn’t established by sum boring old UN resolution, nah, it was built through the BLOOD of HEROIC FIGHTERS. yea, u heard me right, we got warriors out here fightin for blocks and diamonds like it’s their destiny. u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure? join now and be a part of history in da making. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t playin around.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5