CraftyNoobz | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Skeleton SMP

Adventure, Bed wars, Creative, Economy, Faction Wars, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to the best survival server!

Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Zombie Dances:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Cucaracha Players

Cockroaches, Cross-Play, Cucaracha Players, Economy, family friendly, Friendly, Gaming, Minecraft, Network, PvE, PvP, Server, Sewers, Survival, Technical, Underground

Dig a hole and survive. – Minecraft Server Technical – CucarachaPlayers is a friendly and family-friendly network for cockroaches. You will be fine in the sewers, there is no better place than the underground, the perfect place to stay alive while the surface explodes.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	4304
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Airi Viridis, Clauvio, Elia Stellaria, Kiki, Kiki Main Thread, kirispica, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Minecraft, Mozumi Pichi, Mozzu Main Thread, Onolumi, PALS, PIXEL, Retro Girls General, Server, Super Meche, Tomomi Toraya, Tsunderia Extended, vrg

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us at [Server Name] where the fun never stops! We’ve got a crew of wacky YouTubers and Twitch streamers like Onolumi, Tomomi Toraya, and Kiki who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself logs on to play with us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

So why wait? Join us at [Server Name] where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP

60s, aging, aging parents, BoomerParents60s, Companionship, Elderly, emotional, empty nest, empty nest syndrome, family, family dynamics, Future, generation gap, growing old, ISOLATION, Loneliness, lonely, Minecraft, parental care, parents, relationships, smp, Support

Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Void Gems Collected:	35	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, Curious, Event, Experience, eXtraordinary, Minecraft, Observation, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar behavior, peculiar incident, peculiar sighting, smp, strange, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual occurrence, Witness, work, Workplace, WorkplaceWeirdo

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	806
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Void Armor Forged:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineCraftMemories

cherished memories, favorite memories, happy moments, Life moments, looking back, Memories, memory lane, MinecraftMemories, Nostalgia, past experiences, Reflection, reliving the past, Reminiscing, sentimental journey, significant events, special occasions, time machine, time travel, treasured recollections, unforgettable experiences

Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive any moment in your life…in Minecraft form! That’s right, want to go back to that time you aced that test in school? Just hop on our server and recreate it with blocks and pixels! Want to redo that embarrassing moment at a party? Build it out of virtual bricks and laugh at yourself all over again! Join our server for a chance to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	9193	Endless Night Skies:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	119
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Star Shards Collected:	61

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RedstoneRuskiCraft

Aviation, BIRMINGHAM, criminal activity, emergency response, Espionage, government involvement, international incident, investigation, news headline, plane, planting device, political tension, RedstoneRuskiCraft, russia, sabotage, security breach, suspected, suspicious behavior, Terrorism, uk, warehouse fire

so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land

classroom technology, Digital Learning, education, educational games, educational technology, experiential learning, Fun, Game, immersive learning, Interactive, knowledge acquisition, Land, language acquisition, language development, language skills, multilingual students, PIXEL, Quest, science classrooms, STEM Education, student engagement, Technology, virtual environment, virtual reality

so, like, u know how u always wanted to learn stuff but it’s, like, so boring and stuff? well, on this server, u can learn stuff in a fun way! like, imagine u in a science classroom but instead of boring textbooks, u have, like, virtual reality and stuff.

u can, like, explore different worlds and learn about science in a super cool way. and get this, it’s not just for one language, it’s for, like, MULTILINGUAL students! so, if u speak more than one language, this server is perfect for u.

plus, there are, like, crazy stories and adventures waiting for u. u can, like, fight off evil mobs and discover hidden treasures. and, like, who wouldn’t want to do that, right?

so, if u want to have a blast while learning and, like, have the time of your life, then join this server now! it’s, like, the best thing ever, trust me.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

EndNetwork

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, minecraft server multiplayer survival creative minigames factions skyblock economy PVP roleplay mods plugins vanilla adventure dungeons exploration community crafting building exploration, Mini Games, Skyblock, Towny

EndNetwork: Play Beyond Boundaries! Join the world of Minecraft, full of endless adventures and exciting events. Create unique structures with your building skills that push the limits, accomplish huge projects with your friends, and have a brand new experience! Step into this world that will grow with you!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Chaotic Realms

Anarchy, auraskills, BEDROCK SUPPORTED, Chaotic Realms, Community, content creators, Events, Head Drops, high quality, Minecraft, minecraft server, Players, PvP, smp, smp server, Streamers, Teams, Unique Content, weekly events, Youtubers

[1.21] THE CHAOTIC SMP is a high-quality Anarchy based SMP server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly content creators, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED! (SOON)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

1v1 Arena, Armies, Bosses, Chaos, class armors, Dungeons, Fellowships, Followers, Guilds, Join, Kingdoms, level system, Loot, Lore, modded SMP server, PlongieCraft, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Ships, Staying, story lines, Today, trading economy, Villages, weapons, Wild, workers, world, World bosses

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	PlongieCraft
Features	Quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, 1v1 Arena (coming soon)
Website	Plongie.com
Trailer	Watch trailer here

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server support?

A: The server supports Minecraft version 1.20.1.

Q: What can players expect on the server?

A: Players can expect quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, and a 1v1 Arena (coming soon).

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Search for PlongieCraft on technic and follow the instructions to join the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server here.

Q: What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

A: The server offers modded SMP gameplay with options for vanilla play, or players can search for magic and rare weapons with RPG elements.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Pixel Puns Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PIXEL, Puns, Server

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.

3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts you’ll ever find in Minecraft. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into your enemies.

4. We hold weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most outrageous and ridiculous structures. From giant toilets to floating castles made of cheese, there’s no limit to the creativity on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

banter, blocky, blue ideal, character profiles, community pastebin, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, fetishes, filtered ads, kinks, live status tracker, Minecraft, pink ideal, profile image search, purple ideal, roleplay logs, roleplay partners, site critique., site drama, site gossip, smp, third party chat client, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules here and there. But who needs rules when you can join a server filled with more kinks and depravity than you can memorize!

Imagine creating your own character profile and finding like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. It’s like F-list, but in Minecraft! Build your dream world, roleplay with others, and gossip about site drama all in one place.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous characters, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even find your ideal blue, pink, and purple in this crazy world of ours. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NoGFsAllowedMC

apartment rules, apartment sharing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, dorm living, flexibility, houseguest, ignored, living situation, NoGFsAllowedMC, personal space, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommate’s girlfriend, roommate’s guests, roommate’s relationship, temporary roommate, third person, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of sharing space with unwanted roommates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual apartment without any unwanted guests crashing in.

Our server is the perfect place for those who value their personal space and don’t want to deal with unexpected roommates moving in. No more awkward encounters in the kitchen or bathroom – it’s all yours to enjoy in peace!

Embark on quests to reclaim your territory from unwanted intruders, like your roommate’s clingy girlfriend who just won’t leave. Build fortresses to keep them out and defend your space with all your might.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you should be more flexible – this is your virtual world, and you make the rules! Join us now and reclaim your right to a roommate-free existence. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8332	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CreeperQueen Minecraft SMP

#BelieveWomen, break the silence, CreeperQueen, empowerment, End harassment, female empowerment, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, harassment awareness, METOO, Minecraft, sexual assault, sexual harassment, sexual misconduct, smp, speaking out, Stand up against harassment, support survivors, victim blaming, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace harassment

Are you tired of being harassed by creepy Minecraft players asking for your “diamonds”? Join our SMP where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to protect themselves from unwanted advances. We even have a special “Block and Report” feature for any players who can’t keep their pickaxes to themselves. So come join us and build a safe and harassment-free community where everyone can mine in peace!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.