CraftyNoobsdojo | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyFeminist Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, Conflict, conservative values, CraftyFeminist, Crisis, extremism, fundamentalism, gender equality, Gender Roles, HUMAN RIGHTS, international community, Islamic, leadership, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political turmoil, power struggle, religious beliefs, Server, Social Issues, splits, Taliban, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mines Excavated:	3768	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban is in crisis cuz they cant decide if women should have rights or not 😂😂 like bro just let them mine diamonds in peace 💎🙋‍♀️ our server is so lit that even the taliban can’t resist joining the fun 🤣🤣 we got crazy builds, pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we hide all the banned players 😈 join now before the taliban figures out how to play minecraft and takes over the server 🚨🚨 #womenminersunite #talibanminecraftdrama

BlockyHungaryEU

Blocking, BlockyHungaryEU, controversy, diplomatic relations, disputes, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU accession process, Euro-Atlantic integration, european integration, european union, foreign affairs, Hungary, international relations, kyiv, MEMBERSHIP, Minister, negotiations, Politics, Ukraine, veto

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mines Excavated:	2614	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

OMG GUYS, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz like, Ukraine’s Euro-Atlantic integration minister is like, tryin to get into da EU but Hungary be blockin dem like a bunch of noobs. So like, come join our server and help Ukraine get into da EU by building epic structures and slayin dragons or whatever. Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz why not, amirite? So come on, join da fun and let’s show Hungary who’s boss in dis wacky Minecraft world!

Galileo’s Space Telescope

Galileos, Space, telescope

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Emeralds Found:	6814
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Runes Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

come join our minecraft server and experience the universe expanding so fast that galileo’s telescope was like “woah dude, slow down!” we have so many planets to explore, you’ll feel like a space cowboy riding a meteor through the cosmos.

we have diamond rain on jupiter, creeper-infested moons, and even a secret portal to the land of unicorns. our community is so friendly, you’ll think you’re chatting with aliens from a far-off galaxy.

so grab your pickaxe, hop on a rocket ship, and join us for the most out-of-this-world minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. just remember, in space, no one can hear you scream…unless you’re on our discord channel. then everyone can hear you scream.

BoomerVeggieWasteCraft

#sustainability, 20s, 60s, age of household head, BoomerVeggieWasteCraft, carbon footprint, climate change, CO2 emissions, environmental impact, food consumption, food disposal, food production, food purchasing habits, food sustainability, food waste reduction, fruits and vegetables, household demographics, life cycle greenhouse gases, older households, per capita food waste, waste management

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Votes:	8749
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Ores Mined:	5007	Buildings Constructed:	29
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya feel me? We got so much crazy stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it, man! Like, did you know that on dis server, we got a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and gold ore? Yeah, you heard me right, we ballin’ out here!

And get this, fam – we got a pet zombie named Zombo who be protectin’ our base from creepers and skeletons. He even knows how to do the floss dance, it’s lit! Plus, we got a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but way more dangerous!

Oh, and don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We got players dukin’ it out with diamond swords and enchanted armor, it’s a bloodbath out there! But hey, that’s just how we roll on dis server – no mercy, no prisoners!

So come join us on dis insane Minecraft server, where the food waste is low but the fun is off the charts! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s get this party started!

Pixel Fusion Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Bing, Characters, civitai, ComfyUI, controlnet, Copilot, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Forge, Fusion, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, models, Online Image Generators, OP Pasta, PIXEL, Pokemon Go, porn, prompts, Realms, Related boards, Samplers, SDG, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Tensor, To the polls, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8418
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for the ultimate Pokemon Go To the Polls Edition experience!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who like to live life on the edge.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got online image generators like Bing/Copilot, Civitai, and Tensor to take your creations to the next level.

And don’t even get me started on our FAQ section – we’ve got tags for prompting, models, embeddings, characters, and more. Plus, our link hub will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

ProteinPowderPillage – Minecraft Server

aita, anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, family dynamics, guest, household etiquette, invasion of privacy, Minecraft, missing items, personal property, personal space, protein powder, ProteinPowderPillage, Respect, respect for belongings, Server, stealing, suspicion, theft, Trust

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6212
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchantments Applied:	100
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	27324
Dragon Eggs Found:	4182	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your brother’s girlfriend’s stealing habits? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of virtual theft without any real-life consequences.

We promise a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through our pixelated world, where you never know what items might mysteriously disappear from your inventory. Will it be a bag of protein powder, a shoe horn, or even hair clippers? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to outwit the sneaky thieves lurking in the shadows. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the missing items and become the hero of the server. Join now and let the madness begin!

NoVacayForYouCraft

Accommodation, adaptation, Beach, close friends, difficult situation, Disappointment, extreme reaction, flexibility, friendship, guilt trip, husband, Kids, NoVacayForYouCraft, outing, Plans, RESPONSIBILITY, separation, single mom, Struggle, travel, vacation

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5338
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Votes:	4409	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into changing your plans by your single mom friend with two kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a vacation away from all the drama!

On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉

InstaCrafted – Social Media Apocalypse

Apocalypse, end of social media, InstaCrafted, Media, Social, social media, social media addiction, social media behavior, social media communication, social media consequences, social media culture, social media disappearance, social media effects, social media future, social media impact, social media influence, social media marketing, social media platforms, social media relationships, social media society, social media technology, social media trends., social media users

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Imagine a world where social media suddenly disappeared – no more selfies, no more memes, no more stalking your ex’s new relationship. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos of a social media-less world and immerse yourself in a pixelated paradise!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).

Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!

Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

#venting, 1.21.3, ANNOYING, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bitching, building, complaining, constant complaining, dissatisfaction, Drama, emotional outbursts., excessive talking, negative energy, Negativity, online content, ranting, repetitive content, self-absorbed, Stream, streaming, toxic behavior, Unhappy, unproductive

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Farms Harvested:	140
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

BralessGymWarrior

braless at gym, BralessGymWarrior, gym attire, gym attire controversy, gym behavior, gym clothing, gym comfort, gym confrontation, gym dress, gym dress code, gym dress code dispute, gym embarrassment, gym employee, gym etiquette, gym experience, gym outfit, gym rules, gym workout, refusing to wear bra, underage person

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2032	Crops Grown:	1277
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Star Shards Collected:	275
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

BlockDreamz

achievement, Adventure, BlockDreamz, creativity, daydreaming, discovery, Dream car, dream home, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream vacation, Exploration, imagination, meditation, mindfulness, Nature, personal growth, Relaxation, self improvement, success, travel

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	337	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6414	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalyptic, Artificial Intelligence, computer-generated, Cyberpunk, dark fantasy, Digital Monsters, Dystopia, FANTASY, Future, generated monsters, Horror, LAIN, machine learning, Monster, Real World, Realm, scary AI, Sci Fi, simulation, Technology, Videos, virtual reality

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Items Found:	4045
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

NoInkForStepkid

acceptance, aita, Asshole, baby, Body, Boyfriend, care, child, children, family, Honor, love, name.., NoInkForStepkid, relationship, Rocky, rocky relationship, sibling, stepchildren, stepfamily, tattoo

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magic Items Found:	3199	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

LonelyCraft

alienated, disregarded, friendless, ignored, ISOLATED, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, ostracized, outcast, shunned, signs of being disliked, social rejection, unaccepted, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uninvited, Unloved, unpopular, unvalued, unwanted, Unwelcome

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Ores Mined:	2563	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

This server is online. server minecraft

argue, banner, description, Minecraft, ONLINE, Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Crops Grown:	2266	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Come in to just go through minecraft.

Can’t we argue?)

zipmine.aternos.me

Players:	100/300	Votes:	5602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1