CraftyNoobs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	546
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Animals Bred:	147
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Zombie Dances:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2262	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Farms Harvested:	436
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2807
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dimension Hops:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	422	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Emeralds Found:	9915
Villages Defended:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Crops Grown:	4490
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3708	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5797
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	120
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Mines Excavated:	2964	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3161	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	121	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Players:	92/800	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5119
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4