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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Votes:	740	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Towns Built:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3032
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Gods Slained:	0

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Enchantments Applied:	140
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4980
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Votes:	8396	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	4854	Buildings Constructed:	29
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	230

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3978
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2992
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	New Chunks Explored:	172730
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Enchantments Applied:	95
Dragon Eggs Found:	8528	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Farms Harvested:	537
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6683
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

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Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	4329
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magic Items Found:	2105
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	81	Ores Mined:	7378
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Towns Built:	7

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	4740	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Crops Grown:	5391	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Items Found:	7425
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3