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| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 1239 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 253 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
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