Are you tired of being a neet incel with a lazy ass? Well, it’s time to get off your butt and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we’ll teach you how to hack like a pro and impress all the ladies (or dudes, we don’t judge) with your mad skills.

Forget about spending your days shitposting on 4chan, it’s time to level up your life with some hacking knowledge. We’ll teach you everything from Linux to networking to programming in Python and C. Who needs a college degree when you have us?

Join our server and become the ultimate hacker extraordinaire. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next big cyber criminal mastermind (just kidding, please don’t do that). So what are you waiting for? Get your butt in gear and start hacking your way to glory!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Magic Items Found: 8682
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 44

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

New Minecraft Server
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  • Pro_Gamer_God Minecraft SMP

    Pro_Gamer_God Minecraft SMP
    Are you a master at Minecraft parkour? Do you have the skills of a ninja when it comes to PvP battles? Or maybe you’re just really good at making friends and forming alliances? Whatever your talent may be, we want YOU to join our Minecraft SMP!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they were so good at building that they created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the map. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a diamond sword with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep. Talk about a game-changer!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have weekly events like “Tame the Dragon” where players can compete to see who can ride a dragon the longest without getting roasted. It’s a real hoot, let me tell you.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then look no further. Join us and let your Minecraft skills shine!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 721809 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 445 Mythical Quests Completed: 21
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TastyVeggieSnack

    TastyVeggieSnack
    Are you tired of boring old servers that taste like cardboard and offer no nutritional value? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is like a gourmet meal for your gaming experience! Join us and feast on a buffet of fun and excitement that will leave you feeling satisfied and energized.

    Our server is so good for you, it’s like a superfood for your soul. Just one bite and you’ll be hooked on the delicious taste of adventure and camaraderie. Plus, our server is packed with vitamins and minerals that will boost your creativity and problem-solving skills.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get a free side of outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a roller coaster that goes to the moon, the possibilities are endless on our server.

    So why settle for bland and boring when you can have a Minecraft server that’s as delicious as it is nutritious? Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you feeling full and satisfied.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Villages Defended: 17
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MissileCraftF16s

    MissileCraftF16s
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MEDIUM-RANGE MISSILES FOR F-16s!!! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN FLY AROUND AND BLOW STUFF UP LIKE A BOSS. WHO NEEDS CREEPERS WHEN YOU GOT MISSILES, AMIRITE?

    ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE LAVA PIT, IT’S FULL OF EVIL BUNNIES THAT WILL STEAL YOUR STUFF.

    OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET DRAGON THAT BREATHES FIRE? YEAH, HE’S CALLED FLUFFY AND HE’S TOTALLY RAD.

    SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE ADVENTURE NEVER ENDS AND THE CRAZINESS NEVER STOPS. LET’S BLOW STUFF UP TOGETHER, WOOHOO!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Falling into the Void: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Ringed Earth 466 – Crafty Fun!

    Ringed Earth 466 – Crafty Fun!
    so, liek, this server is liek totally out of this world, man. we got this crazy theory that earth had a ring 466 million years ago, so we decided to recreate it in minecraft. you can mine for rare space rocks and build your own intergalactic base.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of alien villagers who trade in diamonds and emeralds. they’ll give you quests to complete in exchange for out-of-this-world rewards.

    oh, and did i mention the giant space squid boss that roams the server? defeat it and you’ll earn the title of Space Warrior and gain access to exclusive areas.

    so come join us on this wacky, wild ride through space and time. who knows what other crazy secrets are waiting to be discovered on our server!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 172 Emeralds Found: 1774
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PissPvP

    PissPvP

    Welcome to PissPvP! The first-ever Public BlissSMP Gems PvP Server, where the action never stops!

    What can you expect?

    – Battle it out in our intense KitPvP mode, where only the strongest survive! – Challenge your friends to epic duels using the legendary BlissSMP Gems. – Test your parkour skills with our exciting lobby course! – Plus, there’s so much more to explore!

    Ready to prove your worth? Log in now to the first public BlissSMP Gems PvP server and join the fun! The competition is fierce, and the glory is yours for the taking!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Endless Legions Commanded: 36
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Beans And Rice SMP

    Beans And Rice SMP

    Welcome to the Beans And Rice SMP, the ultimate build-oriented Minecraft server designed for creative minds and master builders! In our server we celebrate creativity and collaboration, offering a vast survival world where players can bring their architectural dreams to life. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned builder, you’ll find endless opportunities to participate in community projects, showcase your individual creations, and learn new techniques from our friendly, supportive community. Join us and be part of a thriving community where imagination is the only limit!

    To get whitelisted on our server we kindly ask for you to please join the discord server first, then we can give you an interview to see if you’re a good fit for our server, then after the process is concluded you are free to start playing 😀

    We are looking for 15+ years of age, discord channel is in the website tab

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Villages Defended: 11 Players Killed by Monsters: 4063
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Land of the Semi-Vanilla LandersYT: Where the only pillaging allowed is from the Ender Dragon!

    Land of the Semi-Vanilla LandersYT: Where the only pillaging allowed is from the Ender Dragon!
    LanderYT SMP

    Welcome to LanderYT SMP

    We are the LanderYT SMP, a community that started in October 2021 and is looking for more members. We have made some tweaks to the server to enhance the gaming experience for everyone.

    Server Tweaks

    Custom Texture Pack A few members have created custom items for the server, such as shop permits, hats, and weapons. These textures are optional and do not affect gameplay.
    Teleport Command Only /spawn teleport command is allowed in the overworld to encourage road development.
    Datapacks Installed datapacks from Hermitcraft server for added features like Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues, etc.
    DiscordSRV Discord and Minecraft chat can be interconnected for easier communication.
    CoreProtect Implemented to ensure fair gameplay and a friendly community environment.

    Events

    Semi-frequent events are hosted on the server with rewards like event coins, which can be used to purchase shulker boxes and cosmetic items.

    Staff Team

    We have a small staff team dedicated to maintaining peace and harmony on the server and discord. While chat moderation is not guaranteed, community concerns will be addressed.

    Application Process

    To join the server, fill out a detailed application form highlighting your playstyle, server experience, and expectations.

    Join us now: Discord Link

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join the server?

    A: You can apply by filling out an application form detailing your playstyle, previous server experience, and expectations.

    Q: What kind of rewards do events offer?

    A: Events on the server offer event coins which can be used to purchase shulker boxes and cosmetic items.

    Q: Can I use custom textures on the server?

    A: Yes, there are custom textures available for items such as shop permits, hats, and weapons. These textures do not affect gameplay.

    Q: Is chat moderated on the server?

    A: While chat moderation is not guaranteed, the staff team will try their best to maintain peace and harmony on the server and discord channel.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • England Thank You Minecraft Server

    England Thank You Minecraft Server
    Thank You! 🇬🇧

    Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more tea and crumpets than you can shake a stick at, and our players are as polite as can be (except when they’re stealing your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

    Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who’s been terrorizing our virtual land with his bad breath and terrible fashion sense. Or team up with your fellow players to build the most magnificent castle the world has ever seen – complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

    But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who’s been known to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. So keep your wits about you and your pickaxe at the ready!

    So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to shout “Thank You” whenever someone mentions England – it’s the law around here! 🎩🎮🇬🇧

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 164

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • 4 Months Until Anime Comes Out Minecraft SMP

    4 Months Until Anime Comes Out Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of waiting for that new anime to come out with only one measly trailer to hold you over? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have more trailers than you can shake a diamond sword at! We’ve got so many trailers, you’ll feel like you’re living in a movie theater!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll be treated to exclusive behind-the-scenes footage of Sakamoto Days that you won’t find anywhere else. We’ve got the inside scoop on all the drama, action, and romance that’s going down in this epic anime.

    So why wait for that anime to finally premiere when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience the excitement right now? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Mines Excavated: 2576

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • RegretCraft

    RegretCraft
    Remember that time you passed up on buying a stack of diamond blocks for just a few emeralds? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about missing out on epic deals like that again! Join us and experience a world where the prices are always ridiculously low and the adventures are always hilariously wild. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the richest player in Minecraft history (and maybe even find a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots)! Join now and start your journey to regret-free gaming!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 173 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Virtual City

    Virtual City

    This server has a unique Virtual City game mode where you can purchase structures such as generators, depots, towers and upgrade these structures.

    We also keep Vanilla in the Newbie world and Raid world!

    Survival mode has an item rarity system: Common, Rare and Legendary.

    The Newbie world is an infinite world with keep inventory partially activated.

    The Raid world is limited to a radius of 8000 blocks, but this is where you can get and store your Rare and Legendary items!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 42
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Animals Bred: 75

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • WeCanGoWhining BoxPVP (No Rules) (PVP) 1.20.1-1.21.1

    WeCanGoWhining BoxPVP (No Rules) (PVP) 1.20.1-1.21.1

    WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

    Server Name WeCanGoMining
    Server Type BoxPVP
    Description Experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun!
    Server IP wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
    Discord Join our Discord server

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply enter the server IP wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz in your Minecraft client.

    Q: What is the server type?

    A: WeCanGoMining is a BoxPVP server where players engage in fast-paced PvP battles within enclosed areas.

    Q: How can I level up my gear?

    A: You can level up your gear by winning battles, completing challenges, and upgrading your equipment through in-game currency.

    Q: Is there a Discord server for WeCanGoMining?

    A: Yes, you can join our Discord server here to connect with other players, get updates, and participate in events.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 34
    Towns Built: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Rappa’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Feixiao himself would be jealous.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can fly like the Flying Aureus Shot, laugh like Feixiao, and seek the stars like Myriad Celestia. Our server is so lit, even the Arrow that Seeks the Stars would want to join!

    With character banners featuring Feixiao, Kafka, Black Swan, and more, you’ll never run out of epicness to explore. And don’t forget about our redeemable codes – they’re hotter than Lava in the Nether!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Light Cone Banners when you have us? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Minecraft SMP: BNWO Duex 2.0

    Minecraft SMP: BNWO Duex 2.0
    Welcome to BNWO Duex, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is ruled by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks or else they will spit on you. – The spawn point is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every time someone joins the server. It’s like a party every time! – We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against them? – The only way to level up in our server is by participating in epic dance battles with other players. Break out your best Fortnite dance moves and show us what you’ve got! – Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through Morse code. They may be starchy, but they know how to keep things interesting.

    So what are you waiting for? Join BNWO Duex today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • ShroomyCousinsCraft

    ShroomyCousinsCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where crazy stories like the one above are just a regular occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Looking for a server where you can bond with your Marine friends over video games and shared experiences? Look no further! Our community is full of adventurous souls ready to embark on psychedelic journeys together.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. With unexpected surprises around every corner, you never know what kind of trouble you might find yourself in. Just like our friend John, who found himself in a sticky situation after taking some mushrooms.

    Join us now and experience the thrill of living on the edge. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to question if you’re the AITA. So grab your virtual pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1678 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
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