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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 3220 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 21 |
Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Mines Excavated: | 1581 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 |
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